And to think, I was soooo tired when I fell asleep. :| I slept for three hours. Three, not ten (or twenty).

So. I am going to fib to myself and say the cure for this horrible headache, wretched bad mood, and tight stomachache will be to write some more RussLiet! ^^

So, let me lay out what I am going to be working on today and tomorrow (because I started too late and began working at 6:30 PM today).

Write:

omake + explanation + omake + secret + omake

5-6 chapters of russia's story + omake + explanation + omake + secret + omake (The omakes and explanation/secret chapters are all going to be different then the ones in this story, so no worries!)

So, I s'pose I should start work on this omake, then, hmm?

R&R! Enjoy! :)

Ivan blinked in surprise as he realized he had more foreign channels on his television than he remembered. He continued paging through shows, his ears bombarded with a million different languages.

Toris was exasperated. Ivan always turned to him to explain the plot for the American shows, since Toris paid more attention to "idiot America" than Ivan did. What made Toris feel kind of depressed was that each show had no plot.

"Ah, what about this one? You were watching it earlier, da?" Ivan eagerly looked at Toris, as if Spongebob Squarepants had some profound meaning.

Toris pursed his lips and tried to make this sound like he hadn't repeated it five times over. "It's really just about a yellow, talking sponge that lives in the ocean."

"Which one?"

"Which what?"

"Which ocean?"

Toris had no idea.

Ivan chuckled. "Obviously, it's an ocean full of syrup or something of the sort."

Toris gave Ivan a confused look. "What...?"

"It has to be made of something that the sponge can't soak up, da," Ivan nodded, as if that explanation made sense.

Toris just rolled his eyes and smiled. "Okay..."

And then Toris immediately looked at the television.

While Ivan simply held down the Channel + button, Toris had caught a bit of Lithuanian speech.

And he instantly regretted showing that he had heard it.

Ivan peered at him curiously. "Do you know that show? You could explain it even better than Spongebob, da." Ivan began slowly pressing the Channel - button on the remote.

Toris, not wanting to have to explain that particular movie (not show, but a movie), attempted to persuade Ivan otherwise.

"Oh, no. Not thhhaaattt movie, that one is really confusing and half of the time there's a lot of bloodshed and then there's ghosts and-and-um..."

These were all lies that Toris produced off the top of his head.

Ivan simply chuckled. "Of, Toris, I know you are lying, da."

Toris didn't know how to respond to that. "Really?"

Ivan nodded as he stopped on the correct channel. Which (Toris immediately thanked God) was on a commercial break. "Now, you have two options. You can either explain the plot line, da. Or I can simply watch the movie on my own." Ivan smiled. Not his happy cheerful real one, nor his scary fake one.

Ivan's smile was downright smug.

Toris sighed and quickly tried his to best to rush through the shortest summary he could think of. "It's about two people who fall in love. It's just a Lithuanian Romeo and Juliet."

Ivan snorted, getting slightly distracted by a plumbing commercial. "That's not very detailed, da."

Toris gnawed on his bottem lip, wondering if he should reveal why he was so hesitant.

Finally he sighed and said, "Okay. It's about a Russian and a Lithuanian falling in love during World War Two, and how their friends and countries were against it and...yeah..."

Toris' cheeks were completely scarlet, and he snatched the remote out of Ivan's hands.

"How about we go back to Spongebob, and maybe they'll explain his anti-absorbancy-" Toris said, trying to get as far away from the topic of romance as he could.

Ivan tugged Toris into his lap and began kissing his neck.

Toris squeaked (yes, squeaked) in utter shock.

Ivan simply smirked at this and whispered in Toris' ear, "I'll make sure no one says a single negative comment on the topic of us, da."

Toris tilted his head back, now getting an upside image of his lover. "Oh really?"

Ivan shrugged casually. "Da. They'll have all of Mother Russia to contend with." Ivan smiled happily while Toris face-palmed.

He had suspected that Ivan would say that.

:) Tried to keep it as short as possible, you know.

When I typed Toris saying "Oh really?" I felt tempted to type it as "O RLY?" LOL

Sorry, me and my nerdy DeviantArt humor...

Review, da! Otherwise Ivan will send the Russian military after you. ^u^