Hello old friend! I am back and I have shout-outs! :3 They go to: hiddensecret564, xDooms Madnessx, twinzombiekiller, anna114, RetroMonkey, Penguin Mofo, BeriForeverFan, AlexiaJayy, PLLlover6979, and Pyon1234. The lucky people whose OC's I will be using are (drum roll please): Penguin Mofo and BeriForeverFan! I used two, remember? :3 Anyways, I chose these two because their OC's (Elise and Mandy) fit in perfectly with the story, and they made me laugh! :D Next time they'll be illegible to send in an OC. This chapter is going to be so long, I may have to split it into two chapters! I feel like the intro is too long. XD TO THE STORY!
It was Saturday, the day that Soul was to begin his eleven deeds of love. He heard Black*Star and Tsubaki posting it up on Face Book. For God's sake! Maka was getting dressed for the day. She was wearing her usual faded yellow tee shirt sweater under a long, black, button-up cape and a red and black plaid skirt. She looked into the mirror and laughed. She had written down all the things that Soul had to do in a long list and was going to give him a copy when Black*Star, Tsubaki, Soul, and Zander came over. She figured that they would go around town and do everything. Maka wondered if she could get it all done in a single day. She eyed her list.
-Tell Liz she's a slut.
-Kiss Maka.
-Promise on your life you'll never do it again.
-Apologize to Kid.
-Say "sorry" one hundred times.
-Get Maka a present FROM THE HEART.
-Paint your nails pink and go to school.
-Dress up like a banana and do the Nya Nya dance. Post it on YouTube.
-Read Fifty Shades of Grey all the way through.
-Play the piano for Maka.
-Tell everyone that you're a total jerk and that you don't deserve me, but I'm noble enough to take a chance once again.
Maka snickered at the thought of Soul wearing a banana suit. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
"It's open!" Maka shouted, grabbing her camera that she didn't even need the day before. The door creaked open and four people walked into the house.
"You ready yet, Maka?" Zander asked, running a hand through his hair.
"Sure, one second!" Maka ran back into her room and tucked the two lists into her shirt pocket, "I'm ready! Let's go!" Soul sighed as the five friends all walked outside.
"Here," Maka said, handing Soul the list, "This is your copy. " Soul eyed it and groaned.
"Do I really have to do this?" he whined. Maka gave him a look that said, "Duh." He groaned again. He reread the first thing on the list. Tell Liz she's a slut.
"But the first one is just mean!" he exclaimed.
"Some would say cheating on you girlfriend is mean," Maka countered, folding her arms.
"You are SO UNCOOL!" he shouted, and began stomping towards Liz's house. Maka giggled and they all followed him. Once they stopped right in front of her house, Maka began laughing hysterically. It took the combined powers of Zander AND Tsubaki to calm her back down. Soul took one last look back at Maka. He made a puppy dog face and Maka waved him on. He knocked on the door ever so slightly. No one answered.
"Oh well! Looks like they're not home! Let's get out of-!" he was cut off by Patty.
"HIYA SOUL!" she shouted, bursting through the door, "What do you need?"
Soul sighed, "Could you get Liz here for me?" Patty nodded and shouted her sister's name into the house.
"What?" she responded, "I'm doing my nails!"
"Someone's at the door for you~!" she sang. Patty then skipped back into the house, leaving Liz to walk to the door. She eyed the group.
"What do you want?" she asked snottily. Soul gulped.
"I came here to say," he looked back at a giggling Maka again, "That you're a slut." Liz's eyebrows furrowed.
"Is this some kind of joke?" she spat. Soul gulped again.
"No?" Liz's eyes showed a lingering fury. She whipped her hand towards him and smacked him straight across the face. Then she slammed the door behind her. Soul rubbed his cheek and sighed.
"What's next…?" he asked, stepping off the doorstep. He read the next thing on the list. Kiss Maka. He thought for a moment. Well THAT'S easy. I wonder why she even put that on there…he thought. He stepped up to Maka and ignored the fact that everyone was making distinct cutesy faces.
"Who is she?" a girl whispered from behind a bush.
"That's Maka Albarn. The girl who was cheated on by Soul Eater Evans," another girl replied.
"Um, Elise? If Soul cheated on her, why is he about to kiss her?!" the first one asked.
"Mandy, isn't it obvious? He's trying to get her back. Maka made a list of eleven things he must do before she can take him back. It must be true; I saw it on Face Book."
"But, Elise, how are we supposed to make sure that they don't kiss? They MUSTN'T get back together! It's forbidden! Soul is OURS."
"I'm not sure," Elise answered, "But maybe we could jump between them and drag him off with us!" Mandy nodded her approval. They slowly tiptoed over to the group without being seen. Just as Soul was about to kiss Maka, Mandy jumped in between them! Soul fell onto the ground, and Elise started to drag him away by his foot.
"What the hell?! Let me go, you freaks!" he shouted, protesting being dragged away. He flailed around, shouting for help from Maka. Maka quickly pounced on the girl, allowing him to escape.
"Who the hell are you?!" Maka spat at Elise. Elise jumped up and smoothed down her shirt.
"Elise. Elise Withers," she motioned to the girl who was next to her, "And this is Mandy Cast."
Mandy took a step forward, "You're not going to get back together with Soul! He is OURS and you can't have him!" Maka took out a book and slammed it on both of their heads. She motioned for the group to follow her while the two evil girlies were unconscious. Maka and the four then began running towards the park.
"God," Soul said, "I wonder who those two were-!" Then he smacked himself in the head.
"What? Who were they?" Maka asked, her eyes widening.
"Remember the two girls from yesterday at the club, Black*Star?" Soul questioned, rubbing the back of his neck, "Yeah. Those two are them." Maka groaned.
"I bet they'll be following us ALL DAY!" she whined. And she was right.
"Let's just try to finish what we started," Soul sighed. Maka nodded and waited for him. Before going in for the kiss, Soul looked around to make sure there was not going to be any more sneak attacks. Then he leaned in quickly and kissed Maka on the lips. The feeling he got was no different from the feeling he usually got; same with Maka. Maka sighed and looked at the list. Soul did too. Promise on your life that you'll never do it again. Soul took his finger and ran it across his chest in a cross formation.
"I, Soul Eater Evans, solemnly swear on my own life, never to cheat, ever, ever, EVER, again," he stated. Maka nodded and smiled, looking at the paper and crossing off the first three items.
"Now there's only eight more to go!" Maka smiled, "Kid would probably make us stop right here."
"Speaking of Kid," Soul said, looking at his list, "Time to go apologize to him!" Many popped out of nowhere and stole Soul's list.
"HA!" she shouted, running away.
"You think you're so smart, but we have another one!" Maka waved her list around in the air. Then Elise popped out of another nowhere and stole Maka's list.
"What the hell?!" she shouted, sprinting after them. She caught her by the arm just in time. Maka grabbed the list out of her grasping hand and returned it to her shirt pocket.
"Let me go!" Elise shouted, squirming around in Maka's grip. Finally, Maka gave out, and Elise went running away to wherever her companion was. Maka sighed.
"Now those two will know where we are at all times!" Tsubaki exclaimed.
"Let's just do them out of order then. That way, they'll show up at the wrong places at the wrong times," Black*Star suggested. Maka nodded and looked at her list.
"How about playing the piano? We could do that at home!" Maka exclaimed. She led the group back to her house and positioned Soul on the piano bench. Soul smirked at the glossy finish of the piano before placing his hands down on the keys that were just pleading for him to run his fingers along them for the rest of his life. He began playing at a lightning speed. He kept getting faster and faster until he ultimately reached the climax of the song. Then he slowed his pace and played the song gently and restfully. Maka had a dreamy smile plastered on her face throughout the whole performance. Black*Star and Tsubaki gaped at how incredibly competent he was. When it was finally over, they all clapped, including Zander. He probably clapped the most. Soul took a bow and smirked.
"What's next?" he asked. Maka looked at the list and tilted her head.
"Umm…how about…say 'sorry' one hundred times?" she suggested, "We can do that one right here!" Soul sighed.
"Is that one really necessary?" he asked.
"Just do it," she replied, lowering her eyelids. Soul nodded and took a deep breath. He began chanting the phrase over and over again, with Zander being his counter. Every four times or so, Soul had to take another deep breath. By the time he reached forty-six, he was just about breathless. He panted for a few short minutes before continuing his axiom. When he reached ninety-nine, he took one last breath and then screamed it.
"I'M SORRY!" he yelled. Maka laughed and checked off the bullet.
"Alright…Let's do the banana dance next!" Maka shouted happily. Just as Soul was about to groan, something smacked into the Plexiglas window. A face. A face that looked similar to Elise's. And then another one. One that looked just like Mandy's. Mandy help up a sign. Maka cocked her head and squinted as she tried to read the retched handwriting.
"Soul…is…mine…?" Maka read. Soul smacked his forehead.
"Just ignore them," he said, moving the curtains so that the two girls were no longer perceptible. Soul then went to the closet and grabbed a banana suit.
"How do you even own a banana suit?!" Black*Star queried. Soul shrugged. He turned to Maka.
"When did we get a banana suit?" he inquired. Maka shrugged. Then the whole group went into a short period of contemplation. At last, Maka broke the silence.
"Put it on, Soul!" she eagerly aforementioned. Soul grumbled something about always being the victim. He slipped the suit on over his tee shirt and red jeans and sighed. The camera was turned on and pointed at him.
"Go on," Maka giggled, "Start dancing!"
"Pity me," Soul stated. Then he put his hands above his head and started doing the Nya Nya dance. Maka put on the song for Caramelldancen and she thought that Soul was about to cry. After the song was over, Soul stormed over to the closet and threw the suit into it, hoping that he never had to see it again. Maka uploaded the video to the internet and everybody commenced laughing hysterically. Black*Star wiped a tear from his eye.
"Oh my gosh…that was fucking PRICELESS!" he yelled, and then he started rolling around laughing.
"Can we just get onto the next item please?!" Soul threw his hands in the air. Maka chuckled and took out her list again.
"Get Maka a present form the heart," she read aloud. Soul nodded.
"That should be easy. EVERYBODY TO THE STORE!" he commanded, leading the five out the door.
Once they got to the store, Soul pulled out his wallet and tried to find something worth getting.
"You know, I didn't say you had to buy it," Maka said, "I just said it had to be from the heart!" Soul grit his teeth.
"Why didn't you tell me this BEFORE we left?!" he yelled. Maka gave him the puppy dog face, so Soul smacked himself in the forehead.
"Okay, I'll just buy you something anyway," he said, shaking his head. Maka nodded and looked around. All Soul had was a fifty dollar bill; he couldn't buy much. After about thirty minutes of trying to find something that could be "from the heart" Soul found the PERFECT item. It was a heart-shaped pillow that you could put an I-pod into and play music! He figured that he could tape himself playing the piano for her. Just as he was about to pick it up, Mandy and Elise jumped in front of him and stole the pillow!
"You're NOT going to give THIS to Maka, are you?!" Elise snickered. Soul squinted his eyes at her.
"Of course I'm getting it for her," he said, grabbing the pillow back, "Stop stalking me and go do something else! There are tons of things to do here other than follow me around! It is so not cool. I wouldn't even ever date you anyway! All the guys say you're just a slut." Elise looked like she was about to cry. Then she ran out of the store and met up with Mandy. Soul sighed and placed the pillow on the counter. He paid for it, then led the rest of them outside and back home. He looked at Maka.
"Okay, so…I got you this pillow thing…It can play music. I thought that if I recorded myself playing piano, you could listen to it all the time!" Soul smiled and held his present out to her. Maka grinned, showing all her teeth and put the pillow down on her bed.
"Now go apologize to Kid!" she exclaimed, rushing him out the door again. Soul sighed. This is endless…he thought. And to think that I only have four things left to do…Soul walked up to Kid's doorstep and knocked, hard this time. To his surprise, Kid didn't answer. MANDY DID!
"What the hell?!" Soul yelled, jumping back.
"You called my best friend a slut!" Mandy screamed, "God! You know what?! You're not even worth it! You're a sad excuse for a man! Every man is a sad excuse for a man! Except Zander! Zander's totally hot!" Zander's face grew red, but he still had a bewildered look on it. Mandy lunged at Soul, trying to rip him to shreds. But then Maka pounced on her AGAIN and Maka-chopped her AGAIN.
"Quick!" Maka motioned to the door, "Call his name before she wakes up!" Soul looked into the mansion and took a breath.
"Death the Kid!" he called. It echoed throughout the house before a well-dressed boy with three stripes on his hair came out.
"Yes, Soul-kun?" he asked.
"You know how Liz was cheating on you and me while I was cheating on Maka?" he asked.
"Yes…?" he replied, obviously impatient.
"Well I'm sorry for that," he said, shrugging. Kid rubbed his chin.
"Alright then," he said, and then he shut the door. Soul turned around to face Maka.
"See? Easy," he said, smirking. Maka nodded. She looked over the list once more.
"The rest of stuff you wouldn't be able to do at home…You'd have to do it at school," she stated, looking up at Soul, "See you on Monday to finish the rest of this list?" Soul nodded before giving her a quick hug. Then Black*Star, Tsubaki, and Soul all walked back down to the grocery store parking lot in which they parked their truck. Maka sighed and made her way back to her house. Monday's gonna be awesome. She thought, smiling.
MY GOD THAT TOOK FOREVER! Now that I'm done, I want to thank the two people who let me use their OC's! THANK YEW! :D This chapter is going to have a part two! Because the list is not done yet! Please review, follow, and favorite for a SHOUT-OUT! Speaking of shout-outs, I just realized that sometimes it doesn't underline all the names. That's weird. O.o Anyways, I hope you loved this chapter! I told you not to get too attached to your OC! XDD
