IM SOOOO SRRY! the reason i didnt update sooner was ummm beacuse ... urmmm ... I DIED! :D but im back so you can stop crying XDDD imma try to update sooner now becuase a got a new computer :D so i dont have to share :DDD any way here you go! READ REVEIW AND SAVE THE FISHES FROm THE OIL!

disclamier:

edward: say it ... out loud

me: i really want a toco edward can you buy me a taco? i relly wanna taco!

edward i cant work under these condistions! ! ! ! -storms off-

me : haha succkerrrr i stoled his wallet :D


Chapter 7

Rosalie's POV

Detention wasn't so bad. But Esme is going to be wondering were we are, Jasper and I both know that she is going to be upset. Plus, she cannot handle all of those kids on her own and try to find a husband. Well she insists that she fine but we both now that she's lonely.

Jasper drove our BMW home while Alice drove Bailey and I home in her yellow Porsche, the whole time discussing Emmett's plan and lecturing me at the same time.

"Ok so are we good on the plan?" Alice confirmed.

Bailey and I nodded.

"Good, but don't get used to me doing favors for Emmett, Rosie, you know how I feel about him." She said looking at me through the rearview mirror.

"I know, I know he's the worse thing that happened to forks high and man-kind," I recited, "just keep your eyes on the road."

"Good girl" she said happily and returned her eyes to the road. She's one of the best drivers I know and would probably trust her driving blind folded but I wanted her to stop bugging me about it. Its weird it almost actually hurt saying the words I've herd her say so many times before.

"I'm in." bailey squealed happily shutting her phone shut. Alice reached over the seat to give her a high five while I smiled and did the same.

Bailey, Alice and I have been friends ever since the first grade when bailey moved here. I remembered being paired with her and Bailey and Jessica Stanley on the first day as an activity or something to get to know other people.

-flashback-

Bailey and Alice were jumping up and down with excitement while Jessica was putting on Barbie lip gloss in a plastic compact mirror.

Alice ran over to me and stood in front of me with a smile stretching ear to ear and huge brown eyes. "Hi! I'm Mary Alice Brandon… But you can call me Alice." she added with a smile. I was breathless she was extremely hyper and almost scared me a little. "Hello?" she stopped bouncing and waved a hand in front of my face. " umm…" I started but then we herd a cry we turned around and saw Bailey on the ground crying and Jessica standing over her. "shut up you big baby" she yelled at her. Alice went over and slapped her across the face "Your mean! " She shirked at Jessica who was now red in the face. I walked over and helped Bailey up and handed her a tissue.

"Thanks." she said sniffling.

"Your welcome." I replied with a smile. We turned around and watched the "exchange" going on between Alice and Jessica. They were pushing each other with their hands and screaming.

"How dare you! You spilled my purse!" Jessica screamed dropping to her knees trying to save all of her things.

"Well YOU pushed down Bailey!" she sang. By now Bailey and I were cheering. that's when Lauren Mallory walked over , well twitched over, it looked like she hand something up her butt. "Move over ugly." she sneered at me pushing me aside.

"Don't listen to her" Bailey whispered " your prettier then her and she knows it." I shook my head I little upset.

"GET OVER YOURSLEF AND STOP HURTING POPULAR PEOPLE!" Lauren screamed at Alice then helped Jessica up and they twitched away to were Mike, Tyler and Eric were playing.

Alice hit the brakes hard, wrenching me out of my thoughts.

"Alice what is it?" Bailey asked, choosing her words carefully. Alice was practically snarling with a face that would put any other evil pixie to shame. "Alice" she asked again. That's when we saw why she stopped. Standing in the middle of the road was a smug looking Jessica and Lauren. Alice was looking at them like she was trying hard not to run them over.

Alice pulled over to the side of the road next to Lauren's hot pink bug. We all got out of the car facing them.

"What do you want? Sneered Bailey, mumbling something under her breath.

I looked surprised. "Bailey! Did you just call these ladies witches?" I gasped, who said I wasn't a good actress.

Bailey smiled at me "No. but it rhymes with that" see said sweetly.

"Ha. Ha. Cute" Lauren laughed with mock humor.

"You can keep your little game, Rosie dearest, while I'll keep Emmy" she said trying to sound sweet but venom leaked in along with pride as she flipped her hair and smirked. Ok now that hurt. My smile faded and it took everything in me to not spoil the plan, and Alice could tell.

"AGHHH! " she shrieked and lunged at Jessica landing on her and ripping out her extensions and once again spilling her purse.

"WHAT THE HELL! I JUST GOT THOSE OUCH CUT IT OUT!" Jessica screamed. Bailey snickered. Bad move, Lauren jumped on Bailey.

"YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? WELL HOW ABOUT THIS!" she yelled in Baileys face.

"OUCH SHE BIT ME! IM INFECTED! GET HER OFF GET HER OFF GET HER OFF! NOOOO! I CAN FEEL THE VEMON SINKING IN! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Bailey screamed.

I heard a car behind us and turned around to see Jasper looking at us with his eyebrow raised. "HIA! JASPER!" Alice screamed between slapping Jessica's face. She jumped up instantly leaving a shocked Jessica with twigs and mud in her ruined hair and skipped over giving him a hug through the window.

"So what's up?" he asked carefully.

"Oh, nothing" she said smiling sweetly. Jasper got out of the car and hugged her again. "Well if your not busy." he said laughing and kissed her hair. By now Jessica had gotten up and retrieved all of her things and Lauren had abandoned her fight only to be twitching over to were Jasper was still holding Alice.

"Hey Jazzy" she said leaning against his car.

Alice's POV

I screamed and pounced on Jessica slapping her and ripping out her extensions. UGG! What IS that smell! Oh crap that's her hair! Ugg not my hands smell like over priced shizz! [A/N: if u havn't noticed … I don't cuss :) ] Man, she fights like a two year old! Then I heard Bailey:

"OUCH SHE BIT ME! IM INFECTED! GET HER OFF GET HER OFF GET HER OFF! NOOOO! I CAN FEEL THE VEMON SINKING IN! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" I looked over my shoulder only to find Lauren and Bailey rolling around in the dirt throwing punches at each other with Rosalie behind them trying to contain laughter. I smiled, good I hate it when she's upset, and even more so when these too cause It.

I herd a car stopping and looked up. Please not the police anything but the police! I silently pleaded. I turned my head only to find Rosalie and Jasper's red BMW.

"HIA JASPER!" I yelled jumping and up leaving Jessica with twigs and mud in her hair. I skipped over to were jazz was still in his car looking at the scene and taking it all in.

"So what's up?" he asked carefully.

"Oh, nothing" I said smiling sweetly. Jasper got out of the car and hugged me again I sighed hiding my face in his chest, were it didn't smell and look like something died. "Well if your not busy." he laughed and leaned down to kiss my hair. I love him!

I herd footsteps behind us and turned to see Lauren leaning up against the car smiling and trying her best to look hot. To me though it looked like she had smelt something really bad. Probably, she had to ride all the way here with Jessica babbling the whole way with her hair that smelt like dead fish. I glared at her.

"Hey Jazzy" she said really slowly. Hmm maybe Bailey hit her head a little too hard because I know she's not hitting on Jasper right here with me in his arms.

Jasper gave her a look that I knew meant the same thing.

"Hello Lauren." he said trying to be polite I know but I think she look it the wrong way. Her grin got wider.

"So hey, I was thinking you should take me to the movies some time soon." she got off the car and twitched closer and laid her hand on Jaspers chest.

"No thank you." he said worried now because I was right beside him practically shaking. Jessica threw back her head laughing then whispered in his ear "What makes you think I was asking?" I lost it.

"GET YOUR CRAPY SELF AWAY FROM MY JASPER." I screamed. Not giving her a chance I jumped on her back pulling on her hair. I yanked her head down and punched her as hard as I could satisfied when I her a loud crunch. Jasper pried me off her back as she ran to her car sobbing along with Jessica comforting her. Jasper set me down on the hood on the car, while Bailey and Rosalie ran over to where we were.

"Ali I know that I'm not really the one to say this but violence isn't always the answer." Rosalie laughed and looked at her brother with a look that said "Ya think?" I pushed him lightly "Whatever, Mr. Confederate." I teased sliding off the car. Bailey had pulled all the twigs out of her hair and we all watched as Jessica and Lauren sped off. It was silent until bailey laughed and said "Crap we should've gotten that on Youtube."


again ! SOOOOOO SRRY! plus i didnt wanna send it to my beta ( SRRY IF UR READING THIS REBECCA!) i know i can hardly spell to prove it i even got my SAT results back! my spelling indicates i should be in year 6 :D yay! BAhAHAHAHHAHA !

*** no songs were played only the fire works happi fourth! and to france? wait ten more days! ***

REVEIW AND SOMEBODY FIXX THE OIL SPIL!