Zyra was beginning to regret returning the dress back to Ahri. Elise certainly liked it on her figure, but what she really liked was when she got the chance to take if off of her.

Plus, Ahri was getting annoying.

"So? How'd your date go?" Ahri asked with a wink and a grin.

Yes, she was definitely beginning to regret this.

"It was fine," Zyra said indifferently. An understatement for sure, but she wasn't about to give any unnecessary details to one of the biggest gossips in the League.

"Just fine?" Ahri asked with a pout. "Come on, something juicy has to have happened. I saw you going into Elise's room!"

"You what now?" Zyra nearly shouted, choking on her own saliva in the process. "Were… were you stalking us?"

"No…" Ahri smirked. "I prefer calling it 'doing research'."

"So you were stalking us," Zyra deadpanned.

Ahri hummed innocently. "Maybe just a little," she admitted.

Zyra sighed. Why was she not surprised?

"So… how was the sex?" Ahri asked, absolutely not ashamed of herself.

Zyra's face turned as red as her hair. "It's none of your business."

"It is. I helped get you laid, so it's my business," Ahri reasoned. "Don't tell me Elise didn't strip you down like she usually does when I wear that dress."

"Like she usually does?"

"With her mouth." Ahri opened up her mouth and pointed at it for emphasis.

Zyra's cheeks puffed up indignantly. "I wasn't asking how. How many times have you—"

"At least ten times this month," Ahri interrupted. "I've lost count of the total, honestly."

"Wow," Zyra said, not feeling jealous at all. Nope. After all, it was only the first week of the month.

Not. Jealous.

Ahri giggled to herself, pinching Zyra's cheek patronizingly. "You're so cute, Zyra. You should know, Elise only has eyes for you. Yesterday after your little rendezvous with each other, she told me she'd have to stop seeing me because you get jealous easily," Ahri said with a frown, and it made Zyra feel a little better.

Ahri brightened up suddenly, and Zyra felt dread wash over her all of a sudden. "You know what? You two should invite me next time you guys go on a date! That'd be like, triple the fun!"

"Absolutely not."