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Now, without further ado…
BACK TO THE FUTURE
A Harry Potter Fanfic
By Yolapeoples
(I own nothing)
"…and James Potter's got the Quaffle, zooming down the field, narrowly dodging that Bludger hit by Slytherin Beater, Bertram Aubrey…"
Harry drifted above the Quidditch field feeling quite uneasy as he listened to the commentary, his eyes darting around for the slightest sign of the Snitch. At least Harry had one advantage; the Slytherin Seeker would no doubt underestimate his abilities. Still, Harry couldn't quite get rid of the feeling that something extremely bad was going to happen.
"…and the score is now 20 points for Gryffindor, 10 for Slytherin…"
Sirius whacked a Bludger at the Slytherin Chaser, hitting him in the shoulder and causing him to drop the Quaffle, as he flew over to Harry.
"You going to do anything?"
"Of course I am!" said Harry indignantly, "Let me do my job! The Snitch is hard to find, okay?"
"Well, you better get a move on or you're fired!!" said Sirius in alarm as the Slytherin Seeker started to dive towards something that glinted gold.
"…Wait. It seems that Slytherin has got the Snitch in their sights… and there goes the Gryffindor Seeker…um… Harry? … who is replacing Jonathan Haxley who is currently in the Hospital Wing… and they're neck in neck…"
Harry had dove and caught up to the Slytherin Seeker who snarled at him and narrowed his eyes on the golden target ahead of them. Suddenly, the Snitch flew straight up in a ninety degree angle. The Slytherin Seeker was forced to slow down, but Harry swerved upward without hesitation and continued the chase.
"…and the Gryffindor Seeker takes the lead as James Potter scores another for Gryffindor…"
Cheers erupted from the Gryffindor spectators, but Harry ignored them, focusing only on the snitch. He focused a bit too much because a Bludger came swooping into view and Harry's eyes widened. Loosening his grip on the broom, Harry swung his body around in, hanging upside down for half a second, before regaining posture.
"…I've never seen anything like that, folks, but the Gryffindor Seeker has gracefully dodged the Bludger sent at him by Audrey! The Slytherin Seeker is back in the race for the Snitch, but Gryffindor's definitely got a lead on him…"
The cheering rose again. Now for the moment of truth. Harry gulped and reached out for the Snitch that flew right in front of him. It was now or never; he knew that. His hand closed around the Snitch…
"HE'S GOT IT!! THE GRYFFINDOR SEEKER'S GOT THE SNITCH!! GRYFFINDOR WINS!!" roared the announcer.
Harry landed in the center of the field, followed by the rest of the Gryffindor team, with the Snitch clutched in his hand firmly, waving it above his head.
"Good job." said James, "I'm impressed." Harry smiled at his father.
"Get over yourself, Remus!" exclaimed Sirius, pushing a bottle of smuggled firewhiskey on him.
"Bloody hell, Padfoot! For the last time, NO!"
"We beat Slytherin, Moony! Its means for celebration!" whined Sirius.
They were all in the newly decorated Gryffindor common room where all the Gryffindors were celebrating the victory.
"I've got all my reasons not to drink that." replied Remus stubbornly.
"Moony, lighten up! We won! Even when I could have sworn we were going to lose! Good thing we've got Harry!" commented James.
"Hey! Stop giving me all the credit!" said Harry jokingly.
"Alright. Then, I must say, Prongs, that your Chaser skills were quite amazing!" said Sirius, bowing gracefully.
"Same to you and your Beater skills, mate," laughed James, "but if you'll excuse me…" And James was off.
Harry must have looked pretty confused because Remus explained, "Lily must have just showed up."
"Ah. The marvelous Lily-hunt. Now there's a cruel sport if I ever did see one!" said Sirius. The three boys watched from afar the scene that played before them.
James walked over to Lily who had just come in the portrait hole. James said, what they guessed, was hello and Lily looked at him skeptically and said something. James blinked at her in confusion before pointing towards Remus, Sirius and Harry. Lily's face brightened as she saw Harry and ran over.
"Uh oh." muttered Remus. Harry and Sirius shared a look of "Omigosh! NOT HER!"
"Hey Harry." said Lily seductively? Sirius twitched in shock at the tone of her voice.
Harry forced a smile, "Uh… hi?"
"Mind if I talk to you for a second?" Behind Lily, both Remus and Sirius were moving their hands around agitatedly signaling not to go.
"Um… yes?" Lily ignored Harry's attempt at refusal and dragged him away from Remus, Sirius and James who had just walked back over and nearer to where most of the Gryffindors were dancing.
"What's going on?" asked James quietly.
"Something very, very baaaaaad." said Remus. Sirius nodded gravely. James looked confused.
Harry frantically looked for some kind of excuse or diversion to get him away from Lily, but to no avail; Lily had him cornered.
"Um… so?" If he was going to have to talk to Lily, he might as well make it as fast as possible.
"I saw your little stunt today, dodging the Bludger." purred Lily into his ear, once again getting waaay too close for comfort. Harry tried to calm his brain down to look for a solution:
This is not happening.
This is not happening.
This is NOT happening.
Oh, who the bloody hell am I kidding? HEEELLLPP!!
"You're smart. I like that in a guy."
AAH!! STOP IT! STOP IT! GET AWAY FROM MEE!!
As Harry tried to quiet his brain, he let his guard down and Lily's lips came crashing into his. Frozen in shock, Harry couldn't move as Lily continued to kiss him. Remus and Sirius gasped in shock as James looked crestfallen. Of course, it was at this exact moment that the record that was playing snagged, and all the Gryffindors saw Lily and Harry and gasped as well; everyone knew what Lily meant to James, and to have a new kid kissing James Potter's dream girl was simply unheard of.
"NO!" yelled Harry, pushing Lily off of him and running out of the common room. Lily blinked and James, on the brink of tears, retreated to the dormitory. Everyone stayed quiet for a good moment before someone started the music back up again and the party continued.
"Oh shit." said Sirius.
Shocking, right? He he he. I hope I wrote the Quidditch game part well enough. But since when did Remus become a sheep? Ha ha ha. If you want to save the demonic flamingos, please, for the love of the universe, review. Every time someone reads this but doesn't review, a flamingo dies, people! A FLAMINGO DIES!! P.S. Anyone who's up for the challenge: Who is Bertram Aubrey? ;P - Yolapeoples
