A/N: Hi guys! I'm leaving for Australia in less than 12 hours and not coming back till the 31st. So this might be the last chapter for a while. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious. Or any songs mentioned in this chapter.


Jade West: Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys on the playground won't make you any friends. She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind; there is nothing I do better than revenge!

Comments:

Beck Oliver: She was only saying hi to me.

Jade West: I don't care! She should have known better!

Beck Oliver: Than to say hi to me?

Jade West: She touched you!

Beck Oliver: It was a high-five!

Cat Valentine: Jade, let it go. Please?

Jade West: Fine. For you.


Cat Valentine: The world comes to life and everything's bright.. From beginning to end when you have a friend by your side, that helps you to find the beauty you are when you open your eyes and believe in... The gift of a friend :))

Comments:

Cat's-Brother Valentine: Thanks Cat!

Cat Valentine: It's not for you...

Beck Oliver: Then who is it for?

Cat Valentine: Jade of course!

Beck Oliver: Yep. Of course. Who else?

Jade West: Stop being so jealous Beckett.


Sinjin van Cleef: I love you like a love song baby. I, I love you like a love song baby. I, I love you like a love song baby. And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat.

Comments:

Tori Vega: O.O who's the song for?

Sinjin van Cleef: Jade.

Beck Oliver: I honestly don't know whether to shout or cry or laugh.

Jade West: Sinjin! ERASE THIS RIGHT NOW!

Sinjin van Cleef: You don't like it?

Jade West: JUST ERASE IT!

Robbie Shapiro: ...wow. No comment.


Trina Vega: Everything she do is like me, from her head to her feet like me. She's trying to talk like me, trying to walk like me, trying to get all the boys in the club like me.

Comments:

Tori Vega: I- but- just- ... what?

Jade West: NO ONE LIKES YOU!

Andre Harris: Tori, what are you saying?

Tori Vega: I honestly have no idea. Just.. what?

Trina Vega: What? It's true. Everyone loves me.

Rex Powers: Man, this girl is jank.

Trina Vega: EXCUSE ME?


Robbie Shapiro: I shouldn't love you but I want to, I just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you but I can't move, I can't look away. And I don't know how to be fine when I'm not, cause I don't know how to make a feeling stop.

Comments:

Tori Vega: :O WHO IS THAT SONG FOR?

Robbie Shapiro: :)

Cat Valentine: ROBBIE! TELL US!

Robbie Shapiro: :)

Tori Vega: ROBBIE! TELL US RIGHT NOW!

Robbie Shapiro: :)

Tori Vega: :(


Tori Vega: Live like there's no tomorrow (Cause all we have is here, right now). Love like it's all that we know (The only chance that we ever found)... Believe in what we feel inside,

believe and it will never die (:


Sikowitz: Students! Punishment week is now over! And Lane has an announcement to make!

Comments:

Andre Harris: Finally!

Beck Oliver: So where is he? I went to his office but he wasn't there...

Sikowitz: He went out to buy some lotion.

Trina Vega: Lotion? Do you think he can buy me one when he's at it? Cause there's this new lotion that's supposed to taste like french fries.

Sikowitz: I don't know. Call him. And when you do that, ask him to bring back some coconuts for me.

Trina Vega: Got it.


Lane the Guidance Counselor: I'm back! With news! So here's the thing: Spirit week is right around the corner and the first day is 'Twins Day' so I want you to pick a twin in less than 5 minutes. The last person with no twin will be paired up with someone who is also.. um.. twinless. (Is that a word?).

Comments:

Trina Vega: Did you get my lotion?

Sikowitz: My coconuts?

Lane the Guidance Counselor: Yep. Come over. But bring some nuts and a net because the squirrel is back in my office.

Trina Vega: No prob.


Sinjin van CleefJade West: Jade, will you be my twin?

Comments:

Jade West: NO.


Cat Valentine Jade West: Jadeyy! Be my twin? (:

Comments:

Jade West: Sure.

Cat Valentine: YAY! I'M SO HAPPY~

Jade West: We should go buy the outfit after school. Sounds good?

Cat Valentine: Perfect. CAN'T WAIT! :D


Beck OliverCat Valentine: Cat! You're stealing Jade again!

Comments:

Cat Valentine: Sorry Beck! :D (I'm not sorry)

Beck Oliver: Yeah, I know. Oh, well. I'll take Jade when you're done. Deal?

Cat Valentine: Fine.

Jade West: What am I? Some kind of object? !


Andre Harris Beck Oliver: Wanna be my twin?

Comments:

Beck Oliver: Sure. Why not?

Andre Harris: Cool.


Trina VegaTori Vega: We're gonna be twins, right?

Comments:

Trina Vega: Tori?

Trina Vega: Hello? I asked you 5 minutes ago! Where are you?

Trina Vega: TORIII!

Lane the Guidance Counselor: You know the rule, Trina. No answer in 5? Move on.

Trina Vega: I HATE YOU TORI!


Sinjin van CleefTrina Vega: Want to be my twin sister?

Comments:

Trina Vega: NO!


Trina Vega: Oh, no. I'm stuck with Robbie!

Comments:

Robbie Shapiro: I didn't ask for this either you know!

Trina Vega: Why can't you find another twin sooner?

Robbie Shapiro: I forgot my phone in my locker so I didn't see it all day!
Trina Vega: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Robbie Shapiro:HOW?

Trina Vega: IT JUST IS! IF ON-

Sikowitz: Both of you STOP IT!


Tori Vega: FOUND MY PHONE! I thought I lost it. Turns out I left it at Trina's car this morning. So what'd I miss?

Comments:

Andre Harris: Sinjin is your twin for spirit week.

Tori Vega: What?

Trina Vega: I asked you but then you didn't reply! So now you're stuck with him.

Tori Vega: What?

Robbie Shapiro: It's kind of your own fault, Tori.

Beck Oliver: Yep. Now you gotta dress exactly like Sinjin for a day.

Tori Vega: WHAT!

Jade West: Ha. Take that, Vega!

Tori Vega: ...Gank.


Sikowitz: Alright! Now that you got your twins, it's time to pick your color!

Comments:

Jade West: Black.

Sikowitz: Not so fast. You gotta draw it out of this hat.

Cat Valentine: Jade! Can I do it? :D

Jade West: Whatever. Just get black.

Cat Valentine: Alright. I'll try.

Jade West: So?

Cat Valentine: Don't be mad at me!

Jade West: Why? What? What is it? Is it bad? Horrible? Pink? Yellow?

Cat Valentine: Navy blue.

Jade West: Close enough. Good.

Cat Valentine: So you're not mad?

Jade West: No, Cat.

Cat Valentine: (: (: (:


Tori Vega - Sinjin van Cleef: Can I draw?

Comments:

Sinjin van Cleef: I already did. We got the best color ever.

Tori Vega: Yeah? What is it? Blue? White?

Sinjin van Cleef: Gold.

Tori Vega: oh my god.

Sinjin van Cleef: And it's gotta be sparkly.

Tori Vega: WHY?

Sinjin van Cleef: Because I told Sikowitz so.

Tori Vega: Somebody, kill me now.


Andre HarrisBeck Oliver: Beck, you're not going to be happy when you hear our color.

Comments:

Beck Oliver: It can't be that bad can it?

Andre Harris: It's hot pink.

Beck Oliver: It can be that bad.

Andre Harris: Oh, yeah it can.


Trina Vega: OH NO! My color is terrible :(

Comments:

Robbie Shapiro:Tell me.

Trina Vega: Brown.

Robbie Shapiro: That's not too bad, is it?

Trina Vega: It doesn't compliment my skin tone!

Robbie Shapiro: It compliments mine...

Trina Vega: How would you know that?

Robbie Shapiro: ...I just do, okay?

Tori Vega: ...awkward...


A/N: There! I know it's not as funny but this one was pretty hard to write. And I also noticed that there's so little Bade in it but I wanted to add in more Cade because I am currently obsessed with Cade friendship. (Can you tell?) Hope you like it. Review?