Shortaki Week

Day Seven: Sticky Situation

"I won't be a part of this."

"Too late."

"This is illegal."

"Is not."

"Its morally wrong."

"Since when have I been moral?"

"Helga..."

"Arnoldo..."

"I don't think this is a good idea..."

"Shush..."

"Tickets, please."

"Here you are, sir."

"Cinema 4, on the left...excuse me, ma'am?"

"...yes..."

"Would you mind following me over to the ticket office?"

"Wh-why, sir?"

"Helga, just fess up. Maybe they won't kick us out..."

"Because...you are today's 500th patron! Your movie tickets are free! We'll refund your ticket over here."

"Wha..."

"Sweet! See, Arnold; I told you they can't kick you out for sneaking candy in here..."

"What was that ma'am?"

"...nothing..."


A/N: Get it? "Sticky Situation? Because she's sneaking candy into the movies...and candy is...sticky...

Whatever. Also, never buy movie theatre candy. It's expensive for no reason.

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