Shortaki Week
Day Seven: Sticky Situation
"I won't be a part of this."
"Too late."
"This is illegal."
"Is not."
"Its morally wrong."
"Since when have I been moral?"
"Helga..."
"Arnoldo..."
"I don't think this is a good idea..."
"Shush..."
"Tickets, please."
"Here you are, sir."
"Cinema 4, on the left...excuse me, ma'am?"
"...yes..."
"Would you mind following me over to the ticket office?"
"Wh-why, sir?"
"Helga, just fess up. Maybe they won't kick us out..."
"Because...you are today's 500th patron! Your movie tickets are free! We'll refund your ticket over here."
"Wha..."
"Sweet! See, Arnold; I told you they can't kick you out for sneaking candy in here..."
"What was that ma'am?"
"...nothing..."
A/N: Get it? "Sticky Situation? Because she's sneaking candy into the movies...and candy is...sticky...
Whatever. Also, never buy movie theatre candy. It's expensive for no reason.
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