Hello guys

Got a bit of writers block, so sorry for the late update.

I changed this chapter because didn't like it, and most have my stories have theme of sex or violence

Usual disclaimers apply. Enjoy.


The last thing you would want to encounter on a day out is a bunch of rowdy Turks and a hyperactive ninja. Unfortunately for everyone else, Yuffie had befriended the likes of Reno, Elena and Rude despite the fact they were supposed enemies.

"All this hating malarkey," Yuffie had told Tifa. "It's silly, right? Life's short. Too short to hold grudges."

Life's short!? Thought Vincent. Try saying that when your immortal…

"…So anyway," continued Yuffie. "We're all going out tonight, you know, getting drunk, having a laugh. You wanna join us?"

"Uhm…" replied Tifa glancing around the room for an excuse. "No… The bar needs a good cleaning and I think Cloud and I are going to the cinemas tonight."

"Bring him with ya!" scoffed Yuffie. "It'll be fun!"

"Yes… Fun," replied Tifa twitching her nose. "You know Cloud and Reno don't exactly see eye to eye, do they? I think I'll have to pass, Yuffie. Have fun anyway."

"A Turk?" asked Vincent. "Your befriending the Turks?"

"Yeah! They are so cool! Reno's so funny, and Elena's great to have girly chats with! Rude's a bit quiet though, he just follows Reno around…"

"He does that a lot," laughed Tifa who had not forgotten when he had stalked her round the shopping market a few weeks previously. "He's got a heart of gold though, bless him."

"To you, yeah, cos he fancies the pants off ya!" replied Yuffie with a snicker. Tifa giggled and blushed.

"Don't remind me. He's sweet and all, just not my type. And then there's Cloud…"

"Hell yeah! Cloud would make Rude into sushi if he came near you!"

Both girls laughed, imagining the thought of sushi labelled 'Rude'. Vincent twitched his nose, concealed by his cloak. He always felt like an outcast when they had girly banter. There was no Cloud, Barret or Cid to talk to either.

"Anyway, I've got to pick up some food for later," Tifa told both Yuffie and Vincent. "Will you watch Marlene and Denzel for me?"

"Sure!" said Yuffie happily, who was quite fond of Marlene as they had roughly the same mental age, but perhaps Marlene had the advantage. "See ya later!"

She smiled, pulled on her coat and left. A pittar patter of feet was heard as two young children came rushing down the stairs.

"Yuffieeeeeee!" squeaked Marlene. "Vincent! Are you looking after us?"

"No fair!" sulked Denzel "We don't need babysitting! We're old enough!"

"Sorry, kiddo," said Yuffie. "But that's the rules."

"Awh, Man," said Denzel heading over to a cupboard and pulling out a ball. "Come one Marlene, let's go play."

"Can we, Yuffie?" asked Marlene hopefully, her big brown eyes looking up at the ninja innocently.

"Sure. Just keep away from the road."

"Yay!"

Both the children excitedly ran outside, clutching the ball with far too much energy. Yuffie grinned and faced Vincent, who did not return her happiness.

"Awh, cheer up emo kid," said Yuffie with a giggle.. Vincent raised an eyebrow.

"Should you really be spending time with the likes of Reno?" he asked coldly. She scoffed and placed a hand on his hip

"There's nothing wrong with him!"

"Are you forgetting he's with ShinRa?"

"So were you at one point."

"Yuffie, please don't test my patience."

"Well it's true!" she sulked. "And anyway, we can just be friends. Don't forget you saved Elena that time from them three silver haired faggots!"

"What, did you just expect me to leave her there to be tortured?"

"Well, if they're so big and bad, then yes!"

"I had to help conscious life," he told her raising an eyebrow.

"Then leave me alone and let me hang out with them!"

Vincent sighed, rubbed his head and stared at the young woman.

"They obviously want something from you."

"What!?" cried Yuffie, outraged. "What could they want? There's nothing to get!"

She plucked at her shirt which hung loosely over her small breasts as if to prove the point 'I'm not sexy enough for him to be interested in me.'

"Not sex," said Vincent raising an eyebrow. "About AVALANCHE. Sex would probably be the icing on the cake."

"Oh please!" scoffed Yuffie. "I won't give him anything! Now keep your big nose out unless you want it breaking!"

She punched her fist into her other hand threateningly and stormed outside to watch Denzel and Marlene play until Tifa arrived home.


"Teef, I'm going!" called Yuffie, her voice echoing down the corridoor as she stood at the door, a hand on the door handle.

"All right," Tifa replied. "Don't be too late. And be quiet so you don't wake Marlene and Denzel."

"Okay… Bye mum," she chuckled, imagining this what normal families were like.

The last thing she heard was Tifa laughing and Marlene asking Vincent to read her a story before she left the bar and headed to the nightclub where she was meeting Reno. So much for 'never drinking ever again.'


"Rude! You ready yet?" asked Reno impatiently who was stood at the door waiting for his friend.

"Let me finish shining my head," replied Rude emerging from the bathroom. Reno chuckled.

"Hey Rude, looking sharp!" he said. "Come on, Yuffie and 'Lena will be waiting. Can't keep the ladies waiting can we?"

Rude patted his head. "Does my hair look okay?" he asked causing Reno to burst out laughing.

"Don't worry partner," said the redhead. "I've got enough hair for the both of us! Come on!"

Together, they headed outside, the cool night breeze encircling them and making them pull their coats round them a bit more.

"Alright. Let's go."


Yuffie found Elena pretty easily in the nightclub, her blonde head visible above everyone else's.

"Hey 'Laney!" grinned Yuffie. "Where's the guys?"

"Fashionably late," she replied picking up a drink and taking a sip. "Like always."

"They probably want to make a grand entrance," laughed Yuffie pushing her way to the front of the bar and ordering a drink.

Unexpectedly, Reno and Rude entered the nightclub, the doors opening with a bang, as Reno threw up his arms.

"let's raaaaaaaaaaaaaave!" he yelled giving the rock on sign. Many people chuckled, Reno was known to be a bit of a legend round Midgar. "Hey girls!" he said when he saw Yuffie and Elena at the bar.

"Is it your round? Vodka and coke for me please!"


Two hours passed in a blur of flashing bright lights, loud thumping dance music, a lot of dancing, many alcoholic drinks and a fair share of talking.

"Sooooo…" Reno was slurring, balancing an arm on Yuffie's shoulder. "Rufus comes up to me right, and he's like; Yo, Reno! And I'm like 'Wait, what?' and he's like 'make me a sandwich!' and I'm like… er, what was I saying?"

"Something about your pet hamster I think!" shouted Yuffie over the music. She was as equally drunk.

"Oh yeah. Hic! So anyway, I goes to the doctors for this rash right, you wanna see? It's…"

"NO!" yelled Yuffie as Reno reached for his pants. "I'm not that pissed!"

Laughing, they headed to the bar for another drink, staggering into poor by-standers.

"Hey, watch it!" said Johnny, his face turning as red as his hair.

"Chill it, man!" laughed Reno slinging an arm round Yuffie's shoulder and leading her to the bar. They ordered their drinks and joined Rude and Elena at a nearby table.

"Make this a last one, guys," said Elena who was quite obviously tired and drunk. "It's half one."

"Yeah yeah," said Reno draining his drink and placing it down with a clink. "C'mon then party pooping Elena."

They all staggered to their feet, bumping into one another and knocking other their glasses.

"I'll… Hic! Take Yuffie home, okay?" slurred Reno throwing his arm round Yuffie and swaying. "Streets are dangerous for her at night, hic! See you later…"

Drunkenly, Yuffie and Reno headed outside, leaning on each to prevent any falling down holes.

"Ya know, Reno," hiccoughed Yuffie closing. "Ya alright, to say yer a turk."

"I'll take that as a compliment," laughed Reno pulling the girl up, so she didn't collapse. C'mon we're nearly there."

As Seventh heaven came into view, Yuffie cackled loudly.

"Tonight was fun! Whoopee!" she screeched, swinging back and laughing.

"Shhh, you'll wake everyone up!" hissed Reno.

"Good!"

Vincent was sat on the edge of his bed when he heard a familiar voice, except the familiar voice was being ten times louder than usual. He rose to his feet to find Reno guiding Yuffie towards the door of the bar. That Turk and her…

He angrily clenched his fists and watched them. If that Turk tried anything…

They had arrived outside the door, Yuffie was dancing to nothing in particular.

"Whoa, whoa, the night's still early!" she laughed, throwing shapes. Reno held her for a moment, her dancing was making him feel sea sick.

"Thaaaaanks!" she grinned as he leaned forwards and lingering kiss on her cheek. She giggled believing it was a gesture of friendship until he moved his mouth to hers. Her eyes widened, she could even taste the vodka and coke he had been drinking. For a moment, she stayed frozen, his lips on hers, his eyes closed. The kiss didn't last long, he pulled away and grinned at her.

"Night," he said with a wink before turning round and walking in the opposite direction. She watched his frame growing tinier as she stood outside the bar, still slightly frozen.

I've kissed a Turk!? she thougt wrinkling her nose slightly. he tasted like strawberries... Must be the red hair.

Shrugging, she headed inside quietly, oblvious to the figure that was Vincent hanging over the window ledge who had just witnessed her and Reno kiss. Fuming he closed the window with a snap and headed over to the bed. She was quite obviously not interested in him, so he was no longer going to chase her, attempt a relationship, or even, and as much as it pained him, be nice to her. Vincent Valentine was not a fool.