X HETALIA X
Hetalia: Karaoke Powers
Ch. 7.: Randomness, Part One
Scene One: France Is Not Wearing Underwear Today! (As seen in Avenue Q)
A normal (?) day in the lovely land of Hetalia.
Or so you thought.
Arthur was nonchalantly paging through another leaflet on something (the management is not certain what or even if we want to know), Alfred was being.. Alfred… (there's no other way to put it), and Ivan and Yao were conspicuously missing.
Oh, and, uh, Matthew was there. We think.
Out of nowhere, Francis burst in, music playing from nowhere (or wherever it was Francis' roses came from), and the Frenchman belting out some bizarre kind of torture: his singing.
"I'm not wearing underwear today!
No, I'm not wearing underwear today!
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still, nonetheless, I've gotta say….
That I'm not wearing underwear
Today….!"
An awkward silence encompassed the room, until Alfred clapped slowly. Francis bowed, much to the overall annoyance of Arthur, who threw a shoe at his head, shouting at him to "get a job."
Which, unfortunately for Arthur, led to being forcibly dragged from the room via Francis.
"What was that all about?" Alfred finally asked Matthew.
"I don't know, and how is that different from ever?"
Alfred paused. "Because, you would know."
Matthew, realizing what he had said, quietly head-desked and cursed himself a million times over. Way to sound like a pervert.
Scene Two: Natalia Wants to Have YOUR Babies.
About the same time Francis burst into song about his underwear (or lack thereof) Natalia could be found stalking her older brother.
Again.
The urge any musical character would know all too well began to well up inside of her as she pounced upon her unwitting brother, causing her to break into beautiful melody:
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas All you hear is... mmm mmm m m m m Some of my feelings keep escapin' All you hear is... mmm mmm m m m m m Trust me it would scare you if you knew what was goin' on in my brain Thats why I go... mmm mmm m m m m m mmm mmm m m m m m Gonna button my lip mmm mmm m m m m m Gonna button my lip mmm mmm m m m m m
But what if it don't?
What happens in my head stays in my head
But sometimes it won't
What if you knew what I was thinking
Would it make you like WOHHHHH!
Don't wanna risk puttin' my foot in it
So ill keep my mouth closed!
Gonna button my lip So the truth don't slip
mmm mmm m m m m m
Gotta "beep" out what I really wanna shout
Woops
Did I say it out loud, did you find out?
I wanna have your babies
It's serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies
so I make it a joke
Nonchalant I keep on fakin'
So my heart don't get broke
I'm in a big big big big ocean in a tiny little boat
Ill only put the idea out there If I know it's gonna float
Gonna button my lip
So the truth don't slip
mmm mmm m m m m m
Gotta beep out
What I really wanna shout
Woops Did I say it out loud
Did you find out
I wanna have your babies
It's serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisy's
In my head there's a slot machine
And I'm bettin' you're the one in my hopes and dreams
Trust me it would scare you that I've picked out the church all the schools all the names
If you knew it was all about you every wish Every candle every coin in a fountain
Trust me it would scare you
So the truth don't slip
mmm mmm m m m m m
Gotta beep out
What I really wanna shout
Woops
Did I say it out loud, did you find out?
I wanna have your babies
It's serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies
So the truth don't slip
mmm mmm m m m m m
Gotta beep out
What I really wanna shout
Woops
Did I say it out loud, did you find out?
I wanna have your babies
It's serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies
"Ahh!" Russia took off as fast as only an older brother with a sister with a one track mind can. "Leave me alone, sestra! I do not like where this is going!"
"!"
X HETALIA X
