A/N: Just a short chapter for the sub-plot of this story like in a typical Family Guy episode. Also, I'll give cookies to anyone who can spot a couple of Easter eggs in this chapter! I mean it, I will, just give me your email address and I'll do it! You'll have all the virtual cookies you can get your mouse or finger on, depending on how you're reading this!


Stewie was convincing some of the ones he had around him to help him and Ava in killing those who didn't 'deserve' to live. Ava made a list as they interviewed the playground children. Stewie continued to interview them.

"Who do you vant dead?" Ava asked the boy with a baseball cap, a sweater, and jeans with sneakers.

"My mommy!" the boy folded his arms. "She's always making me eat my broccoli!"

"Excellent choice." Stewie nodded.

"NEXT!" Ava called sharply.

A fragile little boy sat down, looking very alone and scared of Ava and Stewie.

"What about you, who would you like to kill?" Stewie asks the boy.

"The doctor..." the boy said softly.

"And your reason?" Stewie asks him.

"She ripped my bandage off my arm!" the boy cried out, tears rolling down his face.

Stewie glanced at Ava.

Ava came up to the boy and observed him. "Did it sting?"

"Uh-huh..." the boy sniffled.

Ava thought maybe this boy was a bit of a wuss, but perhaps they could try him out, she whispered her thoughts to Stewie.

Stewie nodded. "We'll try you out." he says.

There was a familiar toddler girl coming too, she had a short-sleeved white shirt with dark violet overalls, black dress shoes and golden brunette hair in curls with a pink hair bow. "Hello, Stewart..." she greeted to him thickly.

Ava didn't know this girl. Stewie looked at her and kind of went nervous suddenly.

"Who are you?" Ava asked.

"Penelope," the evil toddler girl replied. "What's going on around here?"

"We, uh... We're doing... um... An army enlistment." Stewie says, nervously.

"Think you can go through that without messing up?" Penelope taunted, remembering last time she had encountered Stewie.

A bunch of the girls were coming behind Penelope like they were their own army. Ava stayed on Stewie's side however.

"Yes I can." Stewie says then, narrowing his eyes.

Penelope chuckled, still mocking Stewie. "We'll just see about that, won't we, girls?"

"Cookie?" a black-haired girl with a flower in her hair asked.

Penelope sighed. "Yes..." she took out a chocolate chip cookie for the girl.

The girl smiled and nibbled on the cookie like the true baby she was. Stewie smirked then.

"Stewie Griffin will be the dominant one and not you, Penelope!" Ava challenged.

"It's settled then," Penelope challenged back. "We'll meet at the playground, boys vs girls, and we'll prove who's better at their job!"

Stewie stuck his hand out, they would shake on it. Penelope shook his hand, but had a sinister smirk as she was wearing a hand buzzer to scare him into a literal shock. Stewie smirked too, the old buzzer trick was old.

"Challenge accepted, Stewart..." Penelope chuckled.

"Come on, Stewie," Peter picked up his son as Penelope's father also came for her. "I'm home for lunch today."

Stewie was too intent on smirking at Penelope, then looking almost lovingly at Ava. "I will be back, luv." he tells Ava.

Ava nodded to Stewie.

Peter took Stewie into the house to get them some lunch. "Geesh, one of the neighbor kids have a birthday party?" he mumbled. "I swear, every kid in town's here..."

Stewie looked at Peter. "Be glad you can't understand, Fat-Man." he says.


Peter walked in with his youngest, setting him on the floor. "Lois, I'm back!" he called, walking to the kitchen.

Brian was at his laptop on the couch.

Stewie looked over at Brian. "Hi, Brian~" he greets.

"Someone's in a good mood..." Brian said as he looked down at the baby. "Those kids finally stop laughing at your head shape?"

Stewie grinned darkly. "Penelope and I are making an army to fight each other, boys vs girls... And I found a perfect girl." he tells his friend.

"Penelope?" Brian tried to remember who that was, but was curious of this perfect girl. "Oh?" he asked with a sneaky smirk like an older sibling teasing the younger for having a crush.

"Yes, Ava... A perfect female general..." the baby smirks.

"That's cute..." Brian said, not 100% interested. "Maybe you could make World War III happen." he then said, joking, but of course, Stewie might like the sound of that.

Stewie blinked then grinned darkly. That sounded marvelous.

"Oh, man, what have I done?" Brian realized what he said.

Stewie headed upstairs to draw up his plan. Brian sighed and rolled his eyes, coming into the kitchen to escape from the madness after closing up his laptop. Stewie was happily, but evilly, drawing up his plans for after he defeated all the girls in Penelope's army.