A/N: So, I've decided to post two chapters in a day instead of one. Keep in mind that this will probably be the only time that I'll do this. Enjoy! ^_^


"Every time I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
It went by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay

Yeah, I know nobody knows
Where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win

Half my life's in books' written pages
Lived and learned from fools and from sages
You know it's true
All the things come back to you

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away

Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes true
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes through
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On, AHHHHHHH" – Dream On, Aerosmith


"Voila! Presto and Alaca-damn! Them boys designed a very tasty logo," Colonel smirked as he put the new Justice Forever logo on the table.

"It looks great," I nodded in agreement. Everyone else had gone home already but I decided to stay behind and help Colonel put the finishing touches on the place.

"Everything alright with you Knockout? You looked like something was bothering you tonight. Well, not just tonight, for the past couple weeks now…"

"It's nothing," I muttered, looking down.

Colonel put his hands on my shoulders and lifted my chin. "Clearly, there's something going on with you. You can tell me, I'm a good listener. Now tell me, what's wrong?"

I sighed and nodded, "Let's just say, I did something and my friends don't trust me anymore because of it."

"Well then, if they're true friends, they'll forgive you for it. You just gotta let them know that what you did will never happen again."

I smiled a bit. "Thanks Colonel."

Just then, Eisenhower started barking. "What's the matter girl? You hear something?" Colonel asked. Eisenhower kept barking and Colonel snapped his fingers. "Come on let's go see," he looked at me, "I'll be right back."

I just nodded and he left the room. A few minutes later, he returned and put Eisenhower in her cage. "You have to stay in there until you calm down you lunatic," he told her as he put his bat away and took off his mask.

"Colonel, I don't think we're the only ones here. Eisenhower is freaking out…" I whispered, putting a hand on his shoulder.

He looked at me for a second and then her. "Wonder what's bothering you…."

"I know, tonight you two die..." I heard a thick Russian accent say. We both turned around. Standing the doorway was a very tall and ripped woman. She had short bleach blonde hair and an eye patch. She donned a red bikini with the yellow Communist symbol.

Colonel drew his gun and pointed it at her and I did the same with my Sais. "Ladies first," he shot back.

She took a few steps forward, "You will not kill me. You are superheroes. You help people. You do not hurt them."

"That's supervillain territory!" I looked past her and saw Chris and three more of his cronies walk in. "Or as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega Cunts!" He finished.

The woman smacked the Sais out of my hands and kicked Colonel in the back of the knee. She took his gun and clicked it. She frowned once she realized that it was empty.

"Yeah, like your head," Colonel retorted. He smacked the gun out of her hand. He tried to punch her but she blocked it. She brought her head forward and it connected with his fist. He yelled in pain and held his hand.

I jumped up and executed a reverse hook kick to the ribs. Then I followed up with knee strike to the face. She however, barely faltered. I tried to punch her but she grabbed my wrist and kneed me in the stomach. It felt like I just got hit by a truck. Then she lifted me over her head like I was a set of weights. Before I could even attempt to try to get free, she threw me right through the fucking table! I groaned in pain and breathed heavily and I could hear Chris chuckling sadistically. Jesus, and I thought Billy the Puppet from Saw had a creepy laugh. The next thing I heard was worse. Colonel yelled in pain and fell to his knees.

I looked up and my eyes widened, Colonel had just been stabbed with a machete. The woman used his coat to wipe the blood off her blade. I tried to get up but one of Chris's comrades – I think his name was Black Death – ran over and put me in a full nelson hold. I tried to get free, but once again, my attempts were futile.

Chris stepped forward and kneeled in front of Colonel. "I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again!"

"I used to hang with a lot of losers," Colonel croaked.

"Is this how you thought you'd die Sal? Dressed like an idiot?" He patted Colonel's cheek.

He glared at him. "Who are you supposed to be?"

"I am the Mother Fucker! And I'm here to end Kick Ass…." he turned around and glared at me, "… and Knockout." He looked at Colonel again. "Not just kill them; I am going to shit on everything that they love! Let's trash this place guys!"

I watched in horror as two of the megacunts began destroying the place. Chris picked up a mail statement. "Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, you guys? She one of the whores on your team?" He googled her name and matched her Facebook picture with with her face on the poster "Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boys got a new hot pocket!"

"YOU LEAVE HER ALONE YOU SICK BASTARD!" I roared, struggling in Black Death's grip. The woman stepped forward and punched me right in the jaw. She hadn't broken it, thank God. But it still hurt like a bitch. I spat out blood and Chris smirked at me. "Oh, and Knockout, if you have something terribly important to say to Sal, I suggest you say it now."

I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes. "Chris, please…." I begged.

"T-Thank you…" Colonel mumbled.

I looked at him, taking my focus off Chris. "W-What? Colonel, tell me…."

"T-Thank you…."

I was confused by his words and he smiled a bit. "….. She'll know what it means," he added. That's when it hit me, Mindy was the reason why he decided to turn away from his life of crime and become a born again Christian.

"You want me to kill his dog?" The woman asked, looking at Chris. THIS BITCH.

"The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil! Cut the old man's head off."

She looked at me, "What about her?"

Chris walked towards me until his body was centimeters away from being pressed against mine. "She'll die when I want her to, but until then, she's going to suffer."

The woman nodded and looked at Colonel. "Don't worry, I kill you first," she wrapped her leg around his neck.

"Justice Forever….." Colonel spluttered. Those were his last words. She snapped his neck like a twig and cut his head off with her machete. "NOOOO! COLONEL!" I screamed. I kept on screaming liked a mad woman; tears were now coursing down my cheeks and dripping off my chin like a waterfall.

Chris snapped his fingers and Black Death released me. I sunk to the ground and buried my head in my hands. I should've listened to Dave, Lacey, Mindy, and Ava. They were right. Chris was evil, cold, insane, and twisted and I hated him. No, scratch that, I PURE, STRAIGHT, HATED HIM.

Chris kneeled down next to me with his arm over his knee. "How you feelin' right now Knockout? Devastated? Weak? Broken? Alone? Well, that's exactly how I felt after you helped Kick Ass blow up my dad with a fucking bazooka! This is just the beginning, sweetheart. And you're gonna be begging for a bullet before it's over!"

I raised my head, looked him dead in the eye, and gave him the most hateful glare I could muster. "I'm gonna kill you…"

"Oh, so aggressive Knockout. Kinda turns me on."

"…. You're a sick fuck and you make my skin crawl!" I spat. Next thing I knew, his hands found the back of my neck and he pulled me forward, crushing his lips against mine. I kneed him in the balls and he groaned in pain and bent over. He then stood up straight a minute later and looked at his goons. "You guys hungry? I'm starving! Come on!"

He and his cronies left to go get pizza and I didn't try to stop them. I just sat there and cried my eyes out. I knew that I had to get it together because the cops would be here soon and I really, really didn't feel like being interrogated.

Eisenhower started whining once she saw that her master had been decapitated. I saw the keys on the shelf so I grabbed them, let her out of her cage, and put the leash on her. Thankfully, we both managed to get the hell out of there before the police arrived.


I burst through the door and Lacey and Ava were watching T.V. They quickly got up once they saw me.

"Angelina, what's happened? You look like hell. And why's Eisenhower here?" Ava walked towards me and put her hands on my shoulders. Lacey gently took the leash out of my hand as I looked down. "You two were right about him…. You were right about everything!" I sunk to the ground once more and started to cry, probably the hardest I've cried in my life. Lacey clenched her fists. "Angelina, tell me what's wrong. Did that fucker do something to you? Because I will personally rip his dick off if he did!"

"…. HE KILLED COLONEL! I stayed behind to help him put the final touches on our hideout and then Chris and his gang showed up! I tried to stop him but one of his comrades overpowered me, she looked like a fucking bodybuilder! She threw me right through the table and then she stabbed Colonel. His other comrade put me in a full nelson hold so I couldn't help him. Then Chris ordered her to snap his neck and cut his head off which she did!" I tried to say more but my words came out as sobs. I laid my head on Lacey's shoulder and she rubbed my back.

"Jesus, he's never gonna stop…." She whispered.

I looked at her. "He's going over to Night Bitch's place tomorrow. He found out who she is and he knows how much Dave and I care about her so he wants to hurt her. He said that he's going to shit on everything that Dave and I love. He also said that I'll die when he wants me to, but until then, I'm going to suffer…"

"And this is the guy you fell in love with?" Ava scoffed.

"He wasn't like this when I first met him. He was actually sweet, caring, polite… Now he's just insane…" I sighed and stood up. "Look, I know what Night Bitch's real name is and I can look up her address on Facebook. If we leave first thing in the morning then I'm sure that we can get to her place in time to warn her."

Lacey cracked her knuckles. "Alright fucker, you wanna play hardball? Game on."