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Two sets of big doe eyes and the cutest pouting faces Crimson had ever seen and she was in her puppy form being played with by the kids. And that's when everyone else arrived catching Crimson in her puppy form with her stomach being scratched while her back paw clawed at the air her tongue hanging out of her mouth as she grinned happily, Shippo and Rin taking turns to scratch her stomach and behind her ears.
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CHAPTER SEVEN
Now you would think that Crimson would have been embarrassed at being caught the way that she was, especially since Kagome had pulled out her ever present camera and snapped several photos and a video of the entire affair. However Crimson being herself couldn't care less about being caught the way she was as she was quite happy with her current situation. Regretfully Crimson changed back into her humanoid form, several minutes later so she could better keep up with the Inu-group that had started traveling after the fading scent of Naraku's demon horde. Crimson smirked when she realized that Shesshomaru was sneaking glances at her when he thought that she wasn't the big bad doggy hadn't realized that there was a puppy size of their true form.
Crimson felt her fangs poking out of her mischief filled grin, she snuck over behind Shesshomaru and gently blew into his ear, causing him to stiffen with surprise before he realized it was her, then he glared and sent her a look that was filled with anger and slight embarrassment, he still hadn't forgotten that she had caused him to lose his composure and blush, before he continued walking at the head of the group. Crimson rolled her eyes, "This is SOOOOO boring!" She mentally pouted as the group continued to walk the kids were riding on Ah-Un and Inu-yasha was self-conscious of his older brother so he didn't talk or walk with the rest preferring to jump through the trees, Sango had become friendly to Crimson but they weren't on 'best-friend' terms because it was in Crimson's nature to flirt with guys and Miroku being who he was (after he had gotten over the shock of a girl flirting) flirted back at her and Kagome was fuming over Inu-yasha ignoring her, Jaken had been knocked out by a mysterious flying rock that morning when he had been on the reciveing end of Crimson's flirting and had yet to wake up and the kids were tired from playing with Crimson so they were napping on Ah-Un's back and Kilala wasn't interested in being friendly so basically Crimson was left alone and bored. "Ugh! I've got to do something this silence is killing me!...MUWAHAHAHAHA! I have it!" Crimson brightened up as her evil little mischievous voices came to life and gave her several ideas. Crimson let herself get several paces behind the group as she began to think of the perfect song, after choosing it she began to sing,
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
By this time she had the attention of everyone in her group because she did have a beautiful voice, however she ignored them as she continued to sing and dance around behind the group.
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
Shesshomaru rolled his eyes at this and turned around to keep walking meanwhile Inu-yasha nearly fell out of the nearby tree he was in he was laughing so hard. Miroku shoulders were shaking as he tried not to laugh out-loud while Sango shook her head in amusement sending a laughing Kagome a bemused look.
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
At this Inu-yasha did fall out of the tree he had been in because he was laughing so hard and now Sango's shoulders began to shake as much as Mirokus while Kagome laughed so hard tears were pouring down her face.
Have you met my good friend Kagome,
The craziest girl on the block?
Shesshomaru began to walk a little bit faster and Sango and Miroku begin to laugh out-loud while the kids continued their nap and Jaken remained unconscious.
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.
At this Kagome turned a bright red of slight-anger, embarrassment and laughter while the entire group collapsed in laughter because Inu-yasha's face was the same shade as Kagome's and she had just sat him for laughing at the lyrics, which caused him to be covered in dirt and Myoga, who had been attempting to bite a distracted Kagome who had jerked backwards in surprise because Inu-yasha had just jumped at her, fell off of Kagome who then un-knowingly stepped on him, Shesshomaru meanwhile debated the need to keep Crimson alive…
Keep away from her,
Send for Kaede!
This is not the
Kagome we know!
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
It was unanimously decided that the laughing group was going to bed down where they were because no-one but Shesshomaru was able to walk any further. He gave the singing Crimson an icy-glare that had no affect since she was ignoring him and the rest of the group as she continued to sing.
La la la la . . .
Crimson began to spin around in circles at this point throwing her head back and spreading her arms out as she continued to belt out the lyrics.
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!
La la la la . . .
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
At this she pointed in a random direction (which to the everlasting surprise and amusement of the group happened to be directly at Shesshomaru who had just turned around towards Crimson)
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Which? What? Where? Whom?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
When Crimson quite singing she opened her eyes which she had closed when she started to spin and was taken aback her entire group had disappeared "Wha-WHOA!" Crimson cried out she had been trying to take a step forward to hurry so she could get back with the group but spinning had affected her like a strong alcohol substance and she was currently seeing threes of everything and the ground was spinning and coming closer and farther away at the same time. Crimson found this fascinating and after trying to take another step forward she found herself spun around and standing in-front of Shesshomaru who had spun her around and at the current moment looked like he was torn between trying to remain icy and glare at her, and trying not to laugh at her situation. "Shup Maru?" Crimson said with a flirty wink and a wide grin. Crimson's eyes widened as she saw to her amazement a smile appear on Shesshomaru's lips a huge honest to goodness smile, which disappeared after a few nano-seconds. "Get yourself under control wo…Crimson."
(SHESSHOMARU'S P.O.V.)
Shesshomaru said her name after remembering what happened the last time he had called her woman, wretch ext. She had dyed his hair violet, how she did it he didn't know but she had and only after extracting a promise from him to call her by her name did she give him the stuff he needed to wash the color out. Shesshomaru mentally shivered at the thought of his hair being that disgusting color again, "And this dratted woman would do it too!" He thought as he glared at the innocently smiling woman in his arms...wait in his arms why was she in his arms?! Shesshomaru immediately dropped his arms and took a step back, "I will make sure we are safe." He said stiffly before his form disappeared from view in a blur of movement that only a none-human eye could see.
(NO-ONES P.O.V.)
Crimson staggered her way over towards a tree before giving up half-way and plopping herself onto the fascinating ground which continued to swirl and dance, the rest were trying to restrain their laughter because Crimson had just sat on Jaken who had just awoken and slipped off of Ah-Un intending to find his lord and the tired kids continued to sleep while Ah-Un ate some grass and Kilala mewed and poked Myoga's flattened form.
Just another day in the life of the Inu Group since Crimson had joined up with them.
