I just thought that Alice would pull something like this. I love how bright colors go wonderfully with dark skin tones.

Disclaimer: Stephanie! Why must you posses thing I do not? Talent, imagination... Jake, Edward and Jasper...


"Please, Jakey?"

"What the hell Alice, seriously! What the hell!" She wasn't going to make me try that on, she's crazy!

"You didn't say anything when I handed it to you." She pouted. Of course I wasn't going to say anything, she would have bitten my head off! But seriously...

"Alice! It's pink! Effin' pink!"

"So." Alice replied cooly. "It goes great with your skin tone." Seth and Leah were giggling somewhere in the background. I'm so glad this amused someone.

"I imprinted on Nessie." I said slowly so Alice wouldn't miss a word. I didn't care if bubble gum chick over there heard.

"I know."

"That means I'm not gay!" I growled.

"Oh, so only gay people were pink." Mr. Queer said magically appearing through a curtain.

"No, what I meant was..." How do I say this without insulting him?

"Doesn't this shade go well with his skin tone?" Alice asked innocently holding up the damn shirt.

"Fabulously."

"Uhhh!" I groaned, two seconds away from tearing out my hair. "I am not wearing it." I added fiercely.

"Aw, come on Jake, it looks cute." Seth cooed appearing through the curtain. He was wearing some button up shirt, a tie hung loosely from his neck. Was he wearing slacks?

"Absolutely adorable." Did Leah seriously have to be here?

"Just try it on, it's not going to bite you or anything." Alice said winking.

I looked at the shirt and growled. I was pink. A pink shirt that was low cut. I don't care who wore it. Just as long as it wasn't me. What's wrong?

I was confused for a moment, woundering where that thought had come from. I looked down and found my answer.

"You aunt is crazy." I said picking Nessie up, having her in my arms was always comforting.

"It won't kill you to try it on you know." I mildly heard the voice behind me approach. "And anyway, flaming gay men look hot. I'm sure you'll have girls crawling all over you in no time." I was midly shocked to hear that. Why would I want the girls all over me? There was no reason, I had no time for girls. Just one. The one I held in my arms. I had to make sure she as safe, and happy. There was no time for other girls.

"Please Jake? Just try it on." I was about to retort when another small voice spoke.

"Please Jakey." Aw, my angel spoke! She had such an adorable voice, I treasured it's musical sound every time I heard it. I saw myself in a couple of ridiculous outfits before being asked again mentally by Nessie. Jakey play dress up?

"Okay Nessie, I'll play." I reassured her automatically, hardly realizing Alice's squeak of joy. Anything Nessie wanted to play, I would.


Now imagine Jake in all kinds of crazy outfits! As long a Nessie wants to play, Alice has a big Ken doll to play with now!

ja ne

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