Ladies and Gentlemans, There's something I wanna say...

I'm back!

Happy: No seriously? Didn't know that. *Sarcasm*

Me: *Gasp* Happy! You're supposed to be innocent! Noo! My baby! *Cries*

Happy: O shu-

Real Happy: Who are you? I'm the REAL Happy!

Fake Happy: *Puts off mask* *Turns out to be Sting*

Me: *Gasp again* Sting-y-bee! How could you! I... *Cries* I demand that you do the disclaimer. Even though I didn't do it in a while because I'm lazy.

Sting: *Sigh* Fiiinee... *Blushes because I called him Sting-y-bee*

Happy: You liiikee her!

Sting and me: Shut it cat!

Sting: Just remember that AmazingStoriesLover doesn't own Fairy Tail, because if she did she would've married me, because I'm hot and awesome and she would've brought Gratsu together a long time ago, or NaLu. Definitely no NaLi, because she hates the ship. And also, again thanks to Poodie for being really nice.

Me: Thank Sting-y-bee! Alright-y then! Let's move on to the story! Yay!


(Lucy's P.O.V.)

We all walked to the ballroom. I'ts big, but actually very cosy. The're is a big hearth and thank to Natsu, who made the fire, we are warm now. I decided to take the radio out, so if we had to do a dare with music, I didn't have to stand up and take it to the ballroom.

Yup, sometimes a lady can be lazy too.

"Whoa, Lu! It's huge!" Levy exclaimed.

I chuckled. "Why, yeah, duh. When my dad would have important meetings, my mom would throw a party for all the women and kids, and after my dad was done, they'd all come to us in the ballroom, and dance and drink." I explained.

We put pillows on the ground, so we'd sit nicer and better. Some of of us would take a blanket, because they're cold.

"So." Laki said. "It was my turn, so I'm gonna begin. First we do the group questions."

We all went like: "Huh?"

"Well, since we're with a group of boys and a group of girls, let us take someone who has to ask a question to the other group. With the girls, that's me. So the guys have to choose a boy who can ask the question. And then we continue normally. What'cha say?"

Everyone said: "Sure, why not..."

"Okay. Truth or dare to the boys."

"Truth." They answered simultaneously. They knew how cruel were, ha ha!

Laki smiled. "'Kay." she said. "Which girl's the cutest? Of us? And tell us why."

Gajeel started. How brave of him. "Levy."

Levy was blushing fifty shades of red.

"Because of your PJ's. The're all shrimps on it. I like shrimps."

Aaww...

Gray answered next. "I guess Juvia..." He said. "Because of her legs. Uhmm... I mean hair! I said hair. It is a really pretty colour..."

Juvia Blushed, and hugged Gray really tight, whispering "Gray-sama thinks Juvia is cute!"

This boy named Nab, I think, first said Mira, but then Laki, but then me, but then... Well, he just couldn't decide.

Then the flirt-dude, which name I assume is Loke. "Well, Lucy, of course. Because of her beautiful body and face." Somehow he managed to get sparkles next to his face, which made him look ridiculous.

Next was a boy, he was in my chemistry class, named Max. "I don't think anyone is cute, except for Broom..."

He's a weird one. Who falls in love with brooms? Him, for sure.

"I think Carla is cute!" Happy.

"Yeah, guess so too..." That was that boy named Panther-Lily.

"Love Rival..." Happy said, looking a bit like Juvia, from when I first saw her.

Since it look some time I'll name them, who they think is cute, and why:

Freed: Mira, because she kinda saved his live.

Laxus: Mira, because she is really pretty.

Alzack: Bisca, because they're married, so yea, duh.

Jet: Levy, because she's so smart.

Droy: Levy, because she is his neighbour. Even though, I don't think that's a good reason.

Romeo: Wendy. He was blushing too much to tell us why.

Reedus: He said we're all too young, but someone has to keep an eye on us. Then he left, because his mom called.

Elfman: Evergreen, because... he thought she was very manly..?

Bickslow: He.. well, he had a crush on Mira's dead sister, who was in love with Natsu... We had a moment of silence for her.

Then Natsu was.

"Lucy." He said.

"Eh?!" I said. Great. Just. Great, Lucy. Very intelligent answer.

He chuckled. "Because her PJ's are too big, and that makes her look like a kid."

I puffed my cheeks. Seriously?! Just because I then look like a kid, I'm cute? Hmpf.

Then, it were the boys' turn.

Romeo was their leader. Poor kid.

"Uhmm.. Truth or dare?" He asked.

We also chose 'Truth'. I guess he was just curious and asked us:

"What is the worst thing about being a girl?" He asked. All the boys leaned forward, because they probably didn't know...

"Periods." We answered.

"Oh!" Romeo said. Wendy told me he didn't have a mom, so he probably didn't know. Neither did the other boys. I hope they know what that is, because I'm not gonna explain it.

"Uhmm... Can I 'Truth or Dare' someone now?" Freed asked.

"Sure." Erza replied.

He looked around. "Lucy was it right?" He said to me.

"Yup."

"Truth or Dare."

Fuck it all. Let's go crazy.

"Dare."

"Sing a dirty song as loud as you can."

"No problem. Like thinks with 'Fuck' and stuff?" I asked.

He nodded. I got the perfect song for this!

I turned the radio on, connected it to my phone, and chose the song: 'Fuck you betta' from Neon Hitch.

"Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

I-I feel like I'm losing my mind- mind
She crept into your life-life
And cut me up like a knife-knife

(Hey, hey)
Feel things I wanna say-say
Still got my dignity-ty
No one will love you like me-me

Well she's prettier than I'll ever be
Got yourself a beauty queen
(Yeah)
There something I gotta say
She can fuck you good

But I can fuck you betta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

I can fuck you better

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

She can fuck you good
But I can fuck you...

My way remember screaming my name-ame
Cuz I could sex your brain-ain
But she don't do it that way-way

Well she's prettier than I'll ever be
Got yourself a beauty queen
(Yeah)
But there something I gotta say
She can fuck you good

But I can fuck you better

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

I can fuck you betta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

She can fuck you good
But I can fuck you better
I know she's perfect and worth it

I know she's beautiful
But can she love you
And touch you until you go-oh-oh
You keep on trying to hide it
But we both know-oh-oh

She can fuck you good
But I can fuck you better
She can fuck you good
But I can fuck you betta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

I can fuck you betta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

Betta-etta-etta-etta-etta

She can fuck you good
But I can fuck you better
But I can fuck you better

I know she's perfect and worth it
I know she's beautiful

But can she fuck you
And touch you until you go-oh-oh

You keep on trying to hide it
But we both know-oh-oh

She can love you good

But I can fuck you
Betta-betta-betta-betta-betta-betta
But I can fuck you better
Betta-betta-betta-betta-betta-betta
She can fuck you good
But I can fuck you better

I can fuck you better baby"

I didn't give a fuck and sang it as loud and sexual as I could.

~Xoxo~oxoX~


~Xoxo~oxoX~

(Natsu's P.O.V.)

Wow... Lucy sure knows how to sing. In her PJ's it also look really cute and... well, kinda hot.

The whole song I stared at her lips. They looked so soft... Holy Mavis, what did the guys put in my cola?!

I feel so attracted to her. Lucy... That moment when she fell on top of me, I... I felt something in my stomach. It was a weird feeling, but I knew I had to protect her.

And also something else. I get really angry when other boys say she's cute. I don't know what it is, I really don't know.

After she was done, she sat down, blushed and asked Freed: "Was that good?"

Our mouths were open. She got all the high notes, and she sang with such a pretty voice.

"Yeah. Well, it's you turn."

"Uhmm... Oh yeah. Lemme think." She said. "Oh! I know! Truth or dare to Erza!"

"Dare." Erza said.

"Put on a blindfold and feel another players face, try to feel who it is by touch."

"Uhmm... Okay..."

Lucy put her the blindfold on, and Erza moved in my direction. O Mavis...

Her hands landed on my cheeks. They went all over my face. Then my arms and then my hair. My hair confirmed it's me, because who has my hair?

"Natsu. This is Natsu."

"Yup. It's my hair, isn't it?"

Erza put off the blindfold. "Yes, indeed."

It's always my hair! Probably because it's really awesome.

"Anyway," Erza said, "My turn. Now, Laxus, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"If you woke up one day, and you were a girl, what would you do?"

"I'd steal some comfortable clothes. I don't wanna go out in public in to big clothes." He said. "Truth or dare to... Wendy."

Wendy decided to be brave and said: "Dare."

"Tell everyone we're stopping this game, and do some karaoke and drink."

"O-okay..." Wendy said. "We're stopping this game, and we're gonna do some karaoke and drink."

"I don't mind." Lucy said, getting up. "My dad probably left some vodka, or whisky here. Maybe some other strong stuff. Unless y'all are gonna be pussy's... Then I'll drink alone." She lifted an eyebrow.

"I ain't a pussy. Gimme some." Mr. Elsa said.

"Gimme some too. Wait, Cana, do ya have some?"

She rolled her eyes."I always have some, Dumb-ass."

"'Kay. You van maybe make your speciality, you've been tellin' us 'bout?"

"Sure, sure. I'll go help Lucy, but you, Dragneel, you have to do some karaoke. Deal?"

"Yea. Sure."

Levy put the radio ready. I wasn't sure what song. Uhmm... I searched on Lucy phone. And I put on 'Dirty Mind' by 3OH!H.

"Alright. Let's do this shit." I said.

"Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind

Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind

I tried to leave the house but she won't let me out
Deadbolts lock got me strapped to the couch
She's got a dirtier mind than my mouth
I hate to say the more you fuck the better for your health

She wants me at the party, she wants me at the mall
She wants me in the bathroom stall
She wants me at the party, she wants me at the mall
She wants me in the bathroom stall

Hey you, I know what you gonna do
I wanna be the person that you do it to
Hey you, I wanna be the person you do, you do, you do, you do

Hey you, I know what you gonna do
I wanna be the person that you do it to
Hey you, I wanna be the person you do, you do, you do, you do

Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
She just wants to fuck me all the time
Time, time, all the time
Time, time, all the time
Time, time, all the time
She just wants to fuck me all the time

Of course I'm not mad about too much sex
I'm mad because I gotta be at home by six
Just because you learned a new posi-tion
F*ck it, let's do it in the kitchen

She wants me at the party, she wants me at the mall
She wants me in the bathroom stall
She wants me at the party, she wants me at the mall
She wants me in the bathroom stall

Hey you, I know what you gonna do
I wanna be the person that you do it to
Hey you, I wanna be the person you do, you do, you do, you do

Hey you, I know what you gonna do
I wanna be the person that you do it to
Hey you, I wanna be the person you do, you do, you do, you do

Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
She just wants to fuck me all the time
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
She just wants to fuck me all the time
Time, time, all the time
Time, time, all the time
Time, time, all the time
She just wants to fuck me all the time

D-d-dirty, dirty, dirty
Dirty, dirty mind
Dirty, dirty, dirty
Dirty, dirty mind mind mind mind…

Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
She just wants to fuck me all the time
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
She just wants to fuck me all the time time time"

Okay, it probably is a weird song, but it's great. The Stripper knows it too, so we kinda sang it together. Trust me, some jaws were dropping, 'cause we embraced each other at the end, and complimented each other.

~Xoxo~oxoX~


~Xoxo~oxoX~

(Narrators P.O.V.)

"H-hey Romeo..." Wendy asked.

Romeo turned to her. "Y-yes, Wendy?"

"Do you wanna sing together?"

"Yeah, okay! How about Kids Again? From Artist vs Poet?" Romeo asked.

"Oh! I just love that song!"

"So that song it is, right?" Romeo asked.

"Yeah." Wendy replied.

"My ship..." Mira whispered.

"They liiiiiiiiike each other." Happy whispered back.

"Uhuh." Evergreen said.

Romeo and Wendy walked over to the radio where Natsu just finished.

"It's all yours." He said, and winked.

Romeo and Wendy blushed. Wendy put on the song. They smiled at each other when Romeo started.

(Romeo is Bold.)

(Wendy is Italic.)

(Italic and Bold is both,)

I know a girl
Who likes to drink her coffee black
'Cause sugar knows she don't got time for that
Leaves her desires at the welcome mat
When she walks in

And I know a boy
Who likes to keep his burner on
He's always running with no one to keep warm
It's like he's flirting with the smoke alarm
His fire's fading

But still we laugh, we cry
We fall, we get high
Just like we were kids, just like we were kids
And when I'm feeling small you get me through it all
Just like we were kids, just like we were kids again

I know a girl
Who's never tried to settle down
She has a loneliness just like a crown
But when she smiles all the kings will bow down, down, down

And I know a boy
Who's broken every vow he's made
Who's spoken every cowards phrase
But he can listen like a rainy day
And drown it out

But still we laugh, we cry
We fall, we get high
Just like we were kids, just like we were kids
And when I'm feeling small you get me through it all
Just like we were kids, just like we were kids again

Just like we were kids, just like we were kids again

Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids

And still we laugh, we cry
We fall, we get high
Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids
And when I'm feeling small you get me through it all
Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids

But still we laugh
We cry
We fall
We get high
Just like we were kids, just like we were kids
And when I'm feeling small you get me through it all
Just like we were kids, just like we were kids again

Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids again

Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids again

Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids again

Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids
Just like we were kids again"

It was kinda weird, because they were kids themselves, buy they sang it good. When they were done, Lucy and Cana came back from the bar with all the drinks.

"Can I sing next?" Mira Asked.

"Sure. Why couldn't you?"

"Dunno. Thanks."

Mira put on 'My Demons' from Starset.

"Mayday! Mayday!

The ship is slowly sinking
They think I'm crazy but they don't know the feeling
They're all around me,
Circling like vultures
They wanna break me and wash away my colors
Wash away my colors

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay (okay, okay)
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away (away, away)
Save me if I become
My demons

I cannot stop this sickness taking over
It takes control and drags me into nowhere
I need your help, I can't fight this forever
I know you're watching,
I can feel you out there

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay (okay, okay)
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away (away, away)
Save me if I become
My demons

Take me over the walls below
Fly forever
Don't let me go
I need a savior to heal my pain
When I become my worst enemy
The enemy

Take me high and I'll sing
you make everything okay
We are one in the same
you take all of the pain away

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay (okay, okay)
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away (away, away)
Save me if I become

My demons

Take me high and I'll sing
Oh you make everything okay (okay, okay)
We are one in the same
Oh you take all of the pain away (away, away)
Save me if I become
My demons."

Laxus and Freed looked at her like they knew something, but because of that liked her even more. Lucy giggled.

~Xoxo~oxoX~


~Xoxo~oxoX~

"Hey, it's already midnight. We should go to sleep." Erza said, after they drank everything what Lucy and Cana picked out. Wendy, Happy, Carla, Romeo and Panther Lily had to sleep at 10, so the elder kids stayed up two hours longer.

Lucy yawned. "Uhmm, Guys?" She said.

They responded with a "Yes?"

"Can we do this every once a week. It makes me feel happy and save."

Some of them giggled, others just smiled.

"Sure Lu." Levy said.

Natsu leaned close to her and whispered in her ear. "I'll come everyday if ya want me to, Luce."

That made her smile. "Thanks. Now, we should really go to sleep. We have school tomorrow."

"G'night!"

"G'night."


OMG! It's done! I have vacation, I have vacation~

So, yea, I was tryin' to finish this in one day, and it worked!

AND I AM REALLY HAPPY, BECAUSE I HAVE A 9.5 FOR MATHS! I HAVE NO FUCKIN' IDEA HOW, BUT I DID IT!

So I can go on my computer more, and write. My eyes are really tired.

And I'm sorry that it's not so long... It's only so long because of the lyrics, but not really a progress, is it?

Well, next time, I promise we'll get there.

Bye~

Have a nice day or night.

Lunch or breakfast or dinner.