Frickin' parents making me go out with them to the store, then make me watch SNL with them. I like the show, but it took away from valuable writing time. This left me with only about an hour to write. Just leave me alone to write. Anyway, I'll be able to write tonight, and tomorrow morning because every gold Wednesday, school starts about an hour later. So on with the story!

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We had left Carousel Boutique and were now heading in the direction of Sweet Apple Acres. We had been stopped many times by the residents of Ponyville and were asked many questions. Most of the questions were, 'What are you?', and 'Where are you from?'. I know I answered those questions at the mini-speech I had when I first entered town, but most of the ponies weren't there to hear it. I quickly got tired of answering the same questions over and over again, so I started to speed up.

"Jordan, why are you going so fast?" Fluttershy asked.

"I just hate having to repeat myself. The ponies are asking me the same questions over and over again, so I'm quite annoyed."

"Well, you are a new creature to Equestria and Ponyville, so you should expect to be asked these questions."

"I guess you're right, but let's just try to get there faster, please?"

"Ok."

After about 5 more minutes of speed walking, we reached the trail that led out of Ponyville to Sweet Apple Acres. I could see the barn on top of the hill and the vast fields of apple trees.

"Howdy there Jordan! What are yall doin' over here?"

"Well, since I'm a new resident in Ponyville, Fluttershy was just taking me for a tour around town."

"Shouldn't you know your way around town, considering that you basically look into our world every week?"

"Sort-of, but the show doesn't exactly give us a full look around town. It just shows us scenes around town. Also, no die-hard fan of the show wouldn't want to see the sights of Ponyville."

"Ah' guess. So that must mean that yall are here to see our family's famous apple orchard."

"That is correct. I'd also like to try one of your famous apples."

"I don't see why ya wouldn't, considering that they're the best apples in Equestria." Applejack said as she walked over to a bucket of apples and grabbed one with her hoof. She brought it over to me and tossed it up at me. "Here, catch."

I reached my arm out and grabbed the apple. I then examined it. I could see my reflection in it perfectly. I brought it up to my mouth and took a bite. It was the best apple I'd ever tasted in my life.

"Correction, best apples in the universe." I said while enjoying the apple.

"Aw shucks, that means a lot to me and my family."

"Well you should be proud."

We were then interrupted by a loud screaming.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER MONSTER CATCHERS, GO!" I was then attacked by three fillies. They jumped up and pushed me to the ground.

"AH! HEY!" I yelled as I was falling down. The fillies were situating themselves on my arms and I saw Scootaloo holding down both my feet.

"Hey! It talks!"

"That makes our job a whole lot easier!" Sweetie Bell said.

I looked over at Applejack and Fluttershy with a devious look in my eyes. Applejack nodded and Fluttershy looked at me very confused. I nodded back and turned my head back to the Crusaders.

"What are you creature!" Scootaloo demanded while jumping up to my chest.

"Oh, you just made a BIG mistake." I said, looking at her with the same devious look.

She jumped back to my feet, but not before I pushed them in the air and kicked them forward, using momentum to pull my body back up. Sweetie Bell and Apple Bloom both were flipped off my wrists as I jumped back up.

"It's getting back up! Quick! Immobilize it again!"

"In your dreams." I said. I then grabbed Sweetie Bell and Apple Bloom by their backs and wrapped my fingers around their sides. I picked them up and held them in the air, high above my head. Both fillies were screaming and giggling at the same time. I didn't even think that could be possible.

During all of this, Applejack was whispering something to Fluttershy that I couldn't make out. Something about meeting up with the others.

But that didn't matter at the moment. I still had to deal with Scootaloo, who just stood there and watched me hold her fellow crusaders up in the air. "What are ya gonna do now, little filly?"

Scootaloo then ran forward and tried to ram into my leg. I quickly turned to the side, like a door opens outward. During the motion, I brought the two fillies down and squished Scootaloo in between the other crusaders.

"AH!"

"A-HA! Look how the tide has turned. I don't know what to do about you three. Maybe bring you back home with me and put you on display, so my other monster friends can see my newest prize!"

The Crusaders kept on screaming and giggling. I think I gave away that I was just playing with the silly smile I was wearing.

"You three do realize I'm not kidding." The fillies immediately stopped their laughing and giggling, now looking at me with scared eyes.

"HA! GOT YOU GOOD! You should see the looks on your faces!" I said. They started laughing again and I set them down.

"Your pretty fun Mr. Monster guy."

"Call me Jordan."

"Alright Jordan." The Crusaders then ran off into the apple fields, yelling, "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS APPLE BUCKERS!"

"Look at them go." Applejack said.

"Yea, I hope they get their cutie marks soon." Fluttershy said.

"Me too. Well, I think we should be getting on with the tour Fluttershy."

"Oh, ok. See you later Applejack." Fluttershy said while winking at her.

"Alright. See yall later." Applejack said while winking back.

Fluttershy and I left Sweet Apple acres and were now heading for Twilight's library.

"What was with the winking Fluttershy?"

"Oh, you'll see."

YES! Got the chapter done this morning. And there you go Nightfangfox, the CMC. Seemed like a good idea to put them with Applejack's farm. Anyway, I've decided to take a bit of a turn with the next chapter. You'll see what it is and why I did it.

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