Yay~! Chapter 7! This one came out quicker than I thought it would….Probably because I got notified that some people put me on their watch list. And I guess this inspired me to write quicker! So if you want me to come out with more chapters review and add me to your watch list! Oh also I love reading reviews they make me happy! Oh and if you people out there have any suggestions feel free to tell me! I'm open for any new ideas! So I'm going to STFU and get on with the chapter! Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did Sasuke would have been ran over by a bus along time ago! EDIT: I SUCK AT UPDATING! The part you just read was written before I uploaded this chapter…..Enjoy~! Also WARNING THIS CHAPTER INCLUDES LOTS OF CUSSING!
Chapter 7: Enter, Fugly, Pedo, and Duck butt(Hint, Hint)
Kisa POV(still):
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. I have no idea what the f*** is going on. Two guys stood in front of me looking really evil and pissed off. One was just U-G-L-Y with freaking glasses and gray hair. The other guy had a "duck butt" hair style that was weird in so many ways, but he reminded me of Itachi. Just like Itachi he had dark hair and dark eyes. I grabbed my camera and snapped a picture if these freaky dudes.
"Hi there! Um…who the hell are you people?" I asked.
"Your worse nightmare if you cross paths with us. Now I'm going to ask you once where is the Akatsuki hide out?" replied the ugly one.
"No clue but you should try going that way" I said while pointing in the opposite direction of the base. Hopefully these guys would leave me alone if I sent them in a random direction.
"Yeah, right. We saw you guys coming from that way" snapped the ugly one. So far the duck butt hasn't said anything.
"Wait…so were you stalking us? GET AWAY FROM ME STALKERS!" I shouted really loud hoping Kakuzu would wake up, but no luck. A hand came out of no where and slapped me hard. I looked up to see who slapped me. Duck butt just slapped me. No one slaps me. This was getting personal.
"Just answer the question" He said in a bored tone.
"My answer is the same as before: I don't know!" I told these two creeps. Kakuzu, please for the love of god wake the f*** up! Now is not the time to be napping, I thought.
"You liar! Where is the base? WHERE IS IT!" The ugly one asked me. He seriously needed to take a chill pill.
"I thought you were going to only ask me once" I replied in a smart tone. What happened next is sort-of what I expected but hoped it wouldn't happen. Duck butt punched me in the head!? My vision went black and my body numb.
~Time Skip~ Also Pein's POV:
It was already 7 p.m. and Konan was seriously on everyone's last nerve. All she did was pace back and forth through the entire base muttering about terrible things that could have happened to Kisa and Kakuzu.
"They should have been here 2 hours ago! What do you think happened to them?" Konan whined. Once again for the 50th time she has asked me this.
"Konan I really have no idea where they are. I'm just as worried as you are."
"But still…."
"Konan if they're not back bye 8 we'll start looking for them"
"7:30?"
"…..Fine" I said just as the front door slammed open. A giant panda which is probably Kakuzu started to yell.
"EVERYONE DON'T PANICK!" Kakuzu yelled, "Also Konan please don't burn my money or wallet."
"KAKUZU WHERE THE F*** IS KISA?!" Konan screamed at him.
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"Hidan, fetch me his wallet" Konan sneered evilly while cracking her knuckles. Hidan shot up like a bullet and grabbed Kakuzu's wallet from the room they shared. He slowly returned. I didn't move an inch from where I sat not wanting to interfere with Konan on her rampage. Kisa was growing on everyone.
"Kakuzu before I destroy this wallet of yours, I'm going to ask you again. Where is Kisa?" Konan snapped.
"I have no clue! I slammed into a tree woke up, and POOF! Kisa was gone. All that was left was her camera" Kakuzu said while giving Konan the camera. Konan looked at the first pic Kisa had taken. Kakuzu passed out on the floor. Then she flipped to the next pic. Konan dropped the camera and punched a nearby wall.
"Damn that f***ing pedo!" Konan whined in pain as she continued to punch the wall. I shot out of my seat and grabbed the camera. The second pic was indeed a pic of Sasuke Uchiha and Kabuto Yakushi. They have Kisa. I know it.
"Alright everyone listen up. Start scanning the area for anything. Even if it's just the tiniest piece of a hint to where Kisa is, find it. Understand?"
"Hai!" everyone said instantly. I activated my rinnegan and summoned the five paths of pain and we started our search.
~Time Skip~ Kisa POV:
My eyes flashed open as I took in my surroundings. I was in a cell. A dark cell. And I was very pissed off now. I would have been even more pissed off but my head was aching. I touched my forehead to see if something was wrong. And something was indeed wrong. I felt something wet on my forehead which I was guessing was blood. That's what I get for smart mouthing someone I guess. My whole body ached. Where was Kakuzu? Where am I? Who ever brought me here is going to wish they never met me! I slowly got up and saw someone looking at me from the outside of the cage.
"Hello there. Would you mind letting me out?"
"No." said duck butt.
"Well f*** you!" I spat while I crossed my arms. That's when I noticed a huge mistake that duck butt made. There were no chains holding my arms or legs. That's probably the stupidest thing he could have forgotten! I mean seriously?
"You do realize that I will escape you right?"
"Whatever, your just a little girl with a big mouth that will probably kill you" He answered. Okay I had to give him props for that. I do have a big mouth.
"Well what do you want from me?"
"The location of the Akatsuki base"
"Well your out of luck cause I ain't telling you nothing duck butt!" I laughed. No matter what I was going to tell him anything.
"Is that so?" said a new voice. Out of the shadows walked a creepy looking dude. He had long black hair and narrow squinted eyes that had a touch of what looked like purple eye shadow. Did I mention how he looked like a pedo?
"Who are you?" I asked coldly.
"Dear young one, I'm Orochimaru. And you are going to tell me where the Akatsuki base is"
"Think again cause I'm not telling you anything" I sneered. I was going to tell these freaks shit. I then looked around the room trying to find a way out. My eyes narrowed on a weak spot of the cell. I just had to aim right and POOF! The whole cell would melt. But that wouldn't be happening any time soon cause Pedo grabbed my arm. This surprised me. I didn't even know he opened the cell. He dragged me to a random room where he handed me off the Fugly.
"You know what to do" Pedo said.
"Yes sir" Fugly replied.
"OH! Are we going to play Monopoly? Or how about Uno? Maybe Life?" I joked. A hand came across my face. F***. It hurt. Like hell.
"Come on! What's with you people and slapping the shit out of people?" SMACK! Shit. Anther slap to the face I thought.
"Get up" Fugly commanded. This time I did as I was told not wanting to get smacked again. Fugly dragged me to a room where he sat me in a chair. Then put cuffs onto the chair and my hands. Okay, Fugly is smarter than Duck butt in my book now. I had no clue what the f*** was going on.
"Where is the Akatsuki base?" Fugly asked me.
"I don't know" I answered. ZAP!
"AH! F***!" I screamed as the electricity moved through my body.
"Where is the Akatsuki base?"
"I said I don't know!"
ZAP! F***! More electricity went through me.
"Where is the Akatsuki base?"
"I can't remember!" This time I was telling the truth. I really didn't remember where it was. There's that word again. Remember. What I can't do. ZAP!
"STOP! I DON'T KNOW!" I screamed in pain. The light flashed.
Kisa ran between 3 other girls.
"Hey Star! Lulu, Pearl!" Kisa cried happily.
"There you are Kisa! We've been looking for you!" Star said sweetly.
My face was wet as I tried to grasp on what I just saw. But sadly I had no clue on what I just saw. ZAP!
"AHHHHH!" I screamed on the top of my lungs. This bastard was going to pay. I lit my hands and melted the chains away. Fugly look surprised on how I just freed myself. I jumped into action like ever before. My fist slammed into Fugly's skull. I then kicked him where the sun doesn't shine and ran for the door. I raced down the halls as fast as I could not knowing where I was headed.
"SHIT!" I screamed as a kunai stabbed my leg. No matter what I kept running. I wasn't going to stick around for what was to come next.
"FIRE BALL JUSTU!" Shouted Duck butt. The flames surrounded me. Boy are you stupid. I turned around and pushed the flames back at Duck butt and kept running. That's when I experienced more pain than I could have ever felt. A kunai went straight into my back. My body ached with pain. The many shocks of electricity was catching up to me. I soon saw the opening to the outside world. It was now the home stretch. I then made the fire evolve around my body and shot blasts of burning fire back down into the terror I was just in. The whole hideout bursted into stylish pinkish-purplish flames. How do you like them apples, I thought. I continued to run until I couldn't run no more.
Mean while….Pein's POV:
It has been 2 hours since we started our search for Kisa. I couldn't let that power of fire fall into Orochimaru's hands. My ring began to buzz. It was Deidara who was patrolling the skies.
"Yes what is?"
"Kisa can make pink and purple fire right?" He asked.
"Yes why?"
"Cause I just flew over an entire part of the forest burning in those colors"
"Got it. I'll be there soon. Keep a watchful eye out for her"
"Hai."
I raced into the direction Deidara pointed out. I was sure Kisa was there.
"Pein!" Konan yelled at me who suddenly came out of the trees.
"Yes?"
"Any news?"
"Yes, I'm heading there now."
"Oh okay, well-" Konan started but stopped. There was a rumble in the bushes. A small limping figure limped towards us.
"…..h-help….m-me…." the voice cried.
"KISA!" Konan screamed and ran towards her. Kisa's blue eye's where dulled and she was covered with scratches. There was even a kunai in her back. Konan pulled the kunai out. I picked Kisa up and carried her all the way back to the base. Soon everyone returned shortly after us. We all sat in the living room thinking about how she escaped the freaking pedo. This girl was a mystery to us, and to her self. Konan soon returned and sat next to me.
"She's going to be fine. It's amazing on how she escaped by herself. Sometimes I wonder what else she is capable of" Konan said.
"Yep, she even set the entire base on fire by herself, but I don't blame her for not waiting for us. She has a secret to protect. She will never let anyone get their hands on" Kisame whispered loudly. Yep. She won't let anyone have it. That's when I noticed something.
"Hey Kakuzu, do you plan on wearing that forever?" I asked him.
"Hm? OH! Nope" He replied. He then tugged on the mask.
"….."
"What's wrong Mr. Panda?" Hidan asked.
"…..the mask it's not coming off…."
END! THANK GOD! I SUCK AT UPDATING SO MUCH! Well at least chapter 7 is out now. Sometime tomorrow Hetalia and the frog should be out if I get around to it. But I'm very busy. Also The Nick name club might not make it here. But never fear! A different story is in progress! I'm typing that tomorrow! Now I don't own Naruto, Monopoly, Uno, or Life. PLEASE REVIEW! THEY GIVE ME MOTAVION! PEACE! Also sorry about the quality! I wrote this part quicker but like weeks after i uploaded the last part!
