The next day, Riza woke up and got out of bed. The wardrobe complained about her wearing a nice dress instead of her filthy old rags, but Riza refused the offer and told her to get a life.

Riza walked downstairs and into the huge dinning room.

The first thing she noticed, was the large amount of household appliances all getting ready for something and rehersing Stuff and crap like that. The second thing she noticed, was that Havoc was going around being very bossy and grumpy.

Riza walked up to Havoc.

" Are you being a mister grumpypants?" she asked with a mock-baby tone in her voice.

Havoc looked at her angrily, lit another cigarette, and jammed it into his mouth.

" Don't annoy me Riza, I've been up all night planning soemthing and i'm about to open up a can of whoopin' on all yall" he said.

Riza lifted an eyebrow. Can of whoopin? What the crap? Oh well...

At that moment, a fork walked by Havoc with a can of something. Havoc grabbed the can and looked at it.

" SPAM!" Havoc cried.

" Yeah...spam" answered the fork a bit confused.

Havoc began to spaz out.

" WE CAN'T GIVE OUR GUEST OF HONOR SPAM!" he screamed.

The fork was horrified. " Why not?" it feebly asked.

" Because it's SPAM!"

" spam?"

"SPAM! SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM SPAMMER SPAMMITY SPAM!"

The fork got a good idea and began to sing a familiar song.

" Spam spam spam spam,

Oh wonderful spaaam!

Such glorious spam!

Oh wonderful spaaaaaaam!

spam spam spam spam spammity spam!

SPAM!"

The fork smiled and stopped singing. Havoc looked at it angrily. He clearly did not think that spam was the best choice.

" Replace the spam with something more elegant, more peppy, more...what's the word?"

The fork paused and answered.." Gay?"

Havoc looked at the fork angrily. " I am not going to get into a totally different musical! Now go replace that godforsaken spam!"

The fork looked worried.

" what?" asked Havoc.

" What should I replace it WITH?" asked the fork.

Havoc sighed. "I dunno. Creape's, Veal, Draco Malfoy stew, just anything except for spam!"

The fork nodded. " yes sir" it said and scurried away.

Riza frowned and walked away. She had all day to do stuff and she wasn't sure what she wanted to do.

At that moment, A tea pot walked over to her.

" Hello dearie, would you like some tea? It comes straight out of my nose!" offered the teapot happily.

Riza paused and looked at the teapot.

" Um...no thanks. I'm uh...I'm good..and anyways...I don't want anything that comes out of your nose." Riza replied.

ding dong

Havoc rang over to the door and looked up at the door knob. He got ready to jump. He jumped and turned the doorknob. The door flew open only to reveal a man with a red outfit.

" Hi there. I'm From the IRS and I heard that a taxcollecter went missing here earlier. I need to collect your taxes." The man said.

Havoc eyeballed the man suspisiosly.

" You're not getting my money copper!" Havoc yelled as he took out a shotgun and shot the jerk in the heart.

The guy fell over and died. Blood, guts, and stomach contents came out of the injury. Not to mention Hello Kitty Cyborg!

Riza frowned and closed the door. She then looked at Havoc who was talking the the fork about spam again...she might as well go to the library or something.