oh hey guys Cris here! okay s Cris and Harry are in The TWT! LIKE OMGZ U CANT WAITTTT! Yeah they r gonna take on the 3rd challgenes are stuff.

Cristancia was spendign da day with her Dad Snape. They were brewing potions and Edward was all upset he didn't want me to die n stuff. I wondered who put me in da cup.

Okay so we al went out later to hogsmede to go buy joke stuff and candies. I got candies that made you have a ballsack for an hour, but I knew the person who really eanted it was Edward. He wanted to has two Ballsacks at once.

Ed and I were walking around holding hands and everywhere we went people stopped and looked. Some peoplle were happy that we were together But most looked jealous because they weren't happy like us. Anyways we went to the ice cream shopp and we bought it to go.

"I luff u babe."Edward said raping his mertal arm arond my waist.

"I Luve you too." I said. Edward and I never had $ex before but I think today was the day. Ed got a room at the leaky condom and we were going there now. I wasn't nervous because I new dat I wuz his fist so yeah.

We walked up to our room and I opened the foor. Cris sow somethong terrible. Robbie was lying on the bedd width his pants down and his hairy area wus all bloody and he had no dick!1!one!1! Then Rex who wuz sitting and then the the end off the bed turniped arund and he had Robbies cock in his mouth! Tobbie was ded and Rex was comfused. Wen we asked him wat happened he took the penis out and said.

"Robby sed harder..." then he walked away. We cout a new room and got in the mooooood.

We walked into da rom and liek there was moar peps theew. "O cum on!" Ed said sadly and angry. we walked in on Moaning Myrt;e and someone else who looked liek a ghos.

"B-beck?" I gasoed. Ed was like "Bitch you cheat on me?"

"No hoerny" I said, "He waz a friend of mine and Jade's ex bf before she started lieking carpets." I explained.

Beck was busy fucking the living shit outta Mrytle even though she was dead. lawl/

So we left the room. I looked down sadly I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX. I TOHUGHT. So then we went to the next room.

We walked in to da room. We were about to strip cause we were in da mood but den we saw something in the bed. We ripped off the covers in anger and revealed Draco Malfoy fucking Ginny weasl. I feelt bad it was her first time. And me and Ed were like lol this can be or porn. So we watched them.

I felt vary horny and I wanted to tackle ed and suck him and melt his popsicle. But i didnt. Then Giinny went to da brroom adn i did too i had to go.

I took a mighty piss and flushed da golden plated toilet. It played classical music as I flsuhed. Gunny went next and she was crying about her vag hurting.

And then it happend. A few drops of blood... then more and more and more. Then her vagina fell off.

"OMG?" I SCARMED "HOLY FOOK WUT THE FUOK!111111111111'""

I gasped I feklt like I was gonna puke everywhere. Her rectum and bladder were falling out too. I quickly headed out of the Bathroom and got Edward and Drake to get some scotch tape and elmers glue. No one wanted to touch her vag, but draco when we got in the bathroom. Ginny was sobing. I felt so bad. Omg so much was happening, Beck was nao a ghost cause Cat and Jade were together, ginny lost her vagina, and we were all outta of tape.

We taped her vagina back on and glued her clit back on. It was all good.

We where about to leave but Ginny had her period and all our hard work flsuhed down da toliet. Her junk fell off again. This time I ran out to Diagon alley and got some wizard gorilla glue.

I glued it bak on and it was all better... for now.

So we left da room and went o nother one. And tehre were two beds. One was taken, we didnt mind. BUTG THEN we saw it was DUMBLEDORE THE HEADMASTER AND HEADMISTERESS MGCNABLE. Edwards erection died seeing old person sex, and so went my mood. So we left. And walke into the next one.

There were two beds but that didnt matter cazuse there were two girls in it. It was thursday, but I didn't care, cause then and there I decided I was a bisexual person.

Those girls where Cat and Jade but I rly didnt' care much.

ME and Edward started stripping. He ripped off my leather bra and leather thong. I cut off his boxers and revealed his 10 icnj dick. it looked rly juicy. I felt wet and I tohught i peeded my self but i didnt cause it was jsut getting lubricated. So he put his thingu in my you know what but pulled out fat..

"What is it Eddykinz?" I asked. HE replid back with, "Do you wanna have a baby" He asked

I then said, "When im older." So he put on a condom and we got back o our stuff and he thruated and climzxaed in the condom. But i licked it clean anyway.

Late at night.

ME and Edward were back at Hogwarts and the whle gang was with us. We were all eating. I was wearing a super skinny blak genes frum limted and a red tutu from hot topic, it turned edwart on. I wore a grey tanktop that had slits dow da back inside that were splattered with red paint. Edward was wearing his red coat and a black pants and shirt that was like leathery. Hot.

Alphonse was in his armor, hermione wore her gay ass nerd clothes and robes. sod id ron and Harry. bur Harry looked stylish. Jade was in a black corest and black skinnyjeans and had TONS of makeup on. Cat had a dress on that was rainboe cause she was gay and had a fushia jacket on too. rex sat there by himself at the syltrin table cause he was a dusehbag for eating raobbie's duck. Sonny sat with me and everyone else at my table. Today I had red long hair and red dog ears.

Then we all finished dinner and went to our rooms. I took Pegasus and flew to my room, i then clicked the red button the elevator. I was int he Gruffndor coommon rom. I grabbed Ed and went to my room and we slept togethar.

But HAarry Potter got in me room last night and wook me up.

"Me and Ron are fighitng but he said we have to see something." He said, and took me. We wnet ot the woods and talked to Hargrid.

"OH I HA TO SHOW YER SOMETHING ARRY AND CRISTACNIA." He boomed! And he took the founding mother of Beaxutons or sometihng and her name ws madam maxime and she was biggg.

Hargrid and her had liek giant sex but watever. We then appraocejd something awesome. I had Bubo on his leash and he poked it with his trunk. They were Dragons!

Hargrid said "Thats in thw Green Welsh." he pointed to a green dragon anf "Thats's a snokrel nort snoutg." And pointed to on the looked like a pug. "Thats'a a chinese fireball." And ponite to a dragon lacking leggs and wih wings and breathed fire n was red. "Hungarian Horntgail/" He said pointed to a big mean red one.

He then gave a drumroll and pointed to the last one, "Only the greated human can tame it." he said. " That is the Canadian Razormouth." It was a rainbow, fresh, dragon and it was betufiul.

okay chapter donw!1 that was cool riht? Well u ntil next time ^_^