Super Smash Bros: The Crazy War

Episode 1

Chapter 7: Saboteur

Crazy Hand was proud to watch his nukes get built. "Conquest here we come, Master!" He said, strangely to himself. Suddenly a deep, dark voice talked from inside Crazy Hand. "Yes. Tell your men to prepare the launch pads. We will be expecting the destruction of Master Hand's forces within 4 weeks." Crazy Hand nodded to himself. "Yes, master…"

Back at Master Hand's fortress, only one of the mercenaries has arrived at his dojo so far. It was Samus, who explained that she had lost her Varia Suit in a fight with Dark Samus, who was also a hired thug of Crazy Hand. Going by "Zero Suit Samus," she was assigned to sabotage the weapons being created by Crazy Hand. She assured Master Hand that she would not fail him.

Master Hand was still worried. "What kind of moves do you use without your suit? I mean, I haven't even seen you without it!" Zero Suit Samus scoffed.

"I am not totally incompetent without a suit, you know. I mean, I'm a bounty hunter! I've been trained by law enforcement before my mercenary work. I have a weapon from the police as well as my hand-to-hand combat." she said, as she took out a paralysis pistol. She also showcased it could turn into a plasma whip.

Master Hand thought for a moment a said, "Very well then, I send you on your mission. Be careful, and good luck!"

Just like that, Samus drove away in her car, gone. The trip took a while, but eventually she arrived at the fortress. She parked her car by a tall tree, and climbed it. She used it as a lookout, so she could find the layout of the laboratory.

Looking through a sniper scope, she found out that the only way into the building was guarded by elite Mii Fighters. She attached the scope to a sniper that she brought with her in the car. She then pointed the sniper at one of the Miis and said, "See you in hell, Mii!" and fired. Immediately, the other Miis came to check on the now dead Mii. Seconds after, the rest were killed.

Samus jumped from the tree top to the ground, not even getting a scratch. She noticed the communicator on the Commanding Mii, and listened to it.

"Base to doorway, what was that?" Samus talked through it, tricking security. "We took care of them, but there was a protest going on." Then she dropped the communicator and ran inside the building.

She snuck into the weapons lab, after very few encounters with guard squads, which she quickly killed. After that, she found the nukes Master Hand spoke of. She looked for the power source, which was nuclear energy. She knew that if she knocked out the power source without detonating the nukes, it would work.

She shot her pistol at the generator, which caused the power of the nukes to go down drastically. Crazy Hand noticed. "Oh my gosh, someone has gotten to the central generator of our weapons! That's the only thing keeping them armed!" He sounded the alarm. Zero Suit Samus immediately ran out of the room. She ran down hallways filled with Mii Fighters, which she defeated using her Plasma Whip.

She then climbed through the attic to get on top of the building. She ran as fast as she could, but a helicopter started shooting at her. A Mii Gunner also managed to follow her up through the attic, and just while Samus was distracted shooting her pistol at the helicopter, the Mii Gunner shot her. She fell off the building in pain, but still landed on her feet.

She ran to the car, without anyone noticing. She luckily had a medical kit in the car, and used it while the car automatically navigated itself to the fortress of Master Hand.

Crazy Hand, yet suffering another loss, talked to his Mii Fighters. "Did you get her?" The Mii Fighters nodded as one said, "Nobody could survive that fall, and besides, I shot her."

Crazy Hand, suddenly, heard that dark voice inside of him again. "She is still alive, Crazy Hand. I feel it. But there is no need for you to waste more soldiers in hunting her. Hire a mercenary smasher, and place an expensive bounty on the saboteur's head. Her name is Samus Aran."

Crazy Hand then thought, An expensive bounty? Well, it can't be helped. I need her brought to justice. I'll hire R.O.B. He surely can take care of her!