I read the page carefully, making sure that nothing would go wrong. I pushed some buttons and looked up. The machine began to glow. I ran over towards the circle that you're supposed to stand in. I pulled a really big heavy lever, and watched as blue lightning sparked from the machine and surrounded me.
"Here we go."
I felt a surge of energy run through my veins. I could see everything. I focused hard and I saw my parents. They were very wealthy, but my parents didn't want me for some reason. They didn't want to have a child, so they gave me up. I wanted to stop the images, but they refused to leave my mind. More visions appeared. War, violence, death, and it started to expand to the point where I knew everything in the universe. It was too much for me to handle. Pain spread throughout my entire body, like someone had stabbed me at every angle.
I screamed out in pain. I couldn't handle it. The blue light became a blinding white, and I couldn't see anything. Tears flowed down me face.
"I'm sorry."
And after that, I blacked out.
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"Ugh." I groaned. I was still throbbing with pain. Everything felt so...weird. I opened my eyelids-wait-or was that eyelid, as in one eye? Yep, something happened to my physical appearance alright. I stood up, weak and shaking. Suddenly, I began to float in midair!
"Woah." I spoke. My voice sounded different, too.
If only I had a mirror. I thought to myself. And just like that, a floating mirror appeared in front of me!
"Neat!" I said. With these powers, I could do anything!
I looked at my reflection, and gasped. For what stared back at me was a yellow triangle, with black arms and legs sticking out, and black pyramid brick lines near the bottom. One eye stuck out slightly above the center, with eyelashes on the lower part of it. For a while, I kept staring at the new me.
I'm a floating cyclops Dorito.
Then I just laughed. I actually came to like this appearance even more than my human one! It seemed kind of handsome! I also laughed at everything I knew. How people just spend their lives doing the same day-to-day routine, until they die. Human emotions just seemed so stupid! I also began to cherish the images I had of blood and gruesome things.
What a wonderful world!
I laughed some more. The fact that I was once miserable seemed funny to me.
Why was I sad again?
How could I have been so dumb?
I laughed for bit more, until I grew tired of it. I looked at my reflection again.
It could use something...
I snapped my fingers, and I was now wearing my signature top hat and bow tie, along with my cane.
"Perfect! All ready for a day out!" I chuckled darkly.
I then stopped. I knew that Stanley and Stanford were going to be home in exactly six minutes and eighteen seconds.
"But before I do, I just have to join the party! Wouldn't wanna be rude or anything!"
