GRANDMA HINA WENT AND DROWNED IN THE HOTSPRINGS

(Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer)

Grandma Hina went and drowned in the Hot springs

Sometime late last night on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as accidents

But as for me and Haruka we believe!

She'd been drinking too much sake

And we all asked her to go wash up

But she forgot where she left her soap

So she went and stepped on it and the rest is history

When we found her Christmas mornin'

At the scene of the accident

It looked at though she has slipped hit her head

on a rock that was just down below

Grandma Hina went and drowned in the Hot springs

Sometime late last night on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as accidents

But as for me and Haruka we believe!

Now we're all so proud of Haruka

She's been taking this so well!

See her smoking a cigarette

Drinking sake, and playing cards with Kitsune!

It's not Christmas without Grandma Hina

All the tenants are dressed in red

And we just can help but wonder

Should we take a bath or install safety rails before we do!

Grandma Hina went and drowned in the Hot springs

Sometime late last night on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as accidents

But as for me and Haruka we believe!

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of pig

And a blue and white candle

That matches the color of Hina's dead face so well!

I've warned all my friends who are the tenants

Better watch out for themselves

They should never leave their soap lying around

Otherwise we could be slammed with too many medical bills.

Grandma Hina went and drowned in the Hot springs

Sometime late last night on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as accidents

But as for me and Haruka we believe!

Author Note: I had a lot of fun doing this one. And I hope you had fun reading it!