"Welcome to the seventh installment of 'Ask A New Mutant'!" Amara welcomed the readers.

"Only on pay-per-view!" Ray declared.

"The first questions are to me from neil!" Jamie had just turned on the computer. "jamie do read the stuff clones have learnd and if so why not sign up for lots of matrial arts class and other things like bomb making so you could be a one man army? who would like to date x-23 or Rahne? also do you talk to your clones and are any of them crazy"

"Hm… neil's right, I should sign up for things like classes, because I do absorb what my clones learn for the most part. The trouble is, the more clones, the harder it is to keep my attention from drifting… and that's pretty hard right now anyway, I have a pretty short-" Jamie paused and looked out the window. "Look! Squirrels mating!"

"Jamie, your questions…?" Amara tapped him on the shoulder.

"Oh! Ha ha, right!" Jamie laughed. "X23 or Rahne? Um…" He looked nervously at the two girls. "Either, I guess." Jamie muttered. Ray snickered. Jamie ignored him and continued to the next question. "My clones are like me, so I guess that means they're all a little bit crazy!"

Roberto opened the next e-mail. "NebulaBelt asks: Rahne: What's the most inconvenient thing about your power? Amara: What would you do if you ever found out that Nova Roma was an artifical creation of the witch Selene who brainwashed her victims into THINKING they were descendants of the Romans in order to keep a time period Selene preferred alive? Hypothetically speaking. To all: What was your most embarrassing moments?"

"The fleas," Rahne answered quickly.

"What would I do? Hmmm…" Amara said pensively. "I would go over to 'Selene', burn her into a little crisp as slowly and painfully as humanly (or rather, mutant-ly) possible, and then throw her into the deepest pits of what she will forever know as hell until she begs me for the smallest shred of mercy, in which I will deny the pathetic woman's request, and then she will forever rue the day she angered me and insulted my people." Amara had a blank, emotionless, straight face. "Hypothetically speaking, of course."

"Uh…" Ray muttered shakily after staring at Amara's "episode". He inched away from her before answering. "My most embarrassing moment was when I tried to get my first kiss from this one girl. My emotions, which were running wild due to hormones and the whole 'heat of the moment' thing, caused my powers to come out a little more than is… politely acceptable, and she had braces. Her braces made her a pretty good conductor, and well… the rest is history."

"My powers went havoc when I was little and I accidentally destroyed someone's house and belongings," Amara said, then laughed innocently. "Oopsie!"

"Well, I was experimenting with the enhanced strength part of my powers, and I hugged my grandma…" Roberto trailed off.

"I overshot myself when using my powers and got stuck in a tree trunk," Sam blushed from just recalling the incident.

"I was on a public bus, and we went over a really hard bump…" Jamie started. "That made my clones come out. But there were so many of them that they filled the bus to the brim with clones, and there were so many of us that an old guy got squeezed out of a window."

Rahne looked embarrassed to say hers. "Before the professor gave me clothes that morphed along with my wolf uniform, my clothes would fall off when I turned wolf. Well, once at a family reunion, I had a bad dream and turned into a wolf in my sleep. When I came downstairs, I saw everyone looking at me and I realized that I was in wolf form. I panicked, and immediately turned human. So I stood in front most of my immediate and distant family naked."

Bobby crossed his arms, trying not to look embarrassed. "When I had a bad cold this one time, when my nose ran the snot would automatically turn into icicles. During summer."

Jubilee told hers quickly. "I exploded instant Ramen noodles once."

"How'd you do that?" Bobby asked her.

Jubilee blushed. "I was trying to cook them… with my power. Do you know how hard it is to scrape chicken flavor off the walls?"

X23 didn't quite understand what was going on, but went with her gut instinct. "Once in training, they showed me this one double high kick combo move for armed attackers, but I didn't get it no matter how many times they showed me, and the stupid training simulator just kept kicking the crap out of me every time! Then the agents started talking about error codes, and disposal, and starting over, and all that jazz!" X23forced a fake, toothy smile and forced a laugh. "HA HA, that was embarrassing!"

Silence filled the room.

"Ohhhhh-kay…" Ray said nervously as to take away some of the quiet tension. "Let's move on!" He nervously brought up the next e-mail with a few clicks of the mouse. "From Bored J-rod: X-23: How do you feel about Jamie? Jamie: How do you feel about X23 or Rahne? Everyone: What is the worst injury y'all got in the Danger Room. Everyone: Have any of you thought to sue the professor for that Room? Everyone: If you were stuck in a room with Kelly for one hour and could do anything, what would you do? Everyone: What is your favorite Genre of FanFiction? Everyone: If you had a theme song what would it be?"

X23 looked over at Jamie. "Jamie's okay."

Jamie looked back at X23, then to Rahne. "They're both my friends! I like them!"

"Okay, the worst injury I ever got…" Ray started. He was smiling. "Is when Bobby thought it would be a good idea to have me supercharge this giant metal tentacle, THEN throw it."

"I'm sorry, okay?!" Bobby looked defensive. "At least they found a donor, right?"

"Right…" Ray answered the next question. "And I briefly considered suing the professor for that, but I was just pissed and in pain at the time, until I realized that it was mostly Bobby's and my fault."

"Mostly? Try all your guys' fault!" Jubilee commented.

"If we were stuck with Kelly?" Bobby looked mischievous. "Hmm, what would be sufficiently fun?"

"Spin the bottle?" Roberto suggested. In response, everyone turned and stared at him with wide eyes.

"I'm kidding! KIDDING." Roberto quickly raised his hands in defense.

"My favorite genre is the comics section!" Jamie declared happily.

Amara was pensive. "I don't actually watch a lot of TV shows, cartoons or movies, or play video games… and I don't read much manga, so I guess that doesn't leave much, does it?"

"I like crossovers!" Ray put in. "Especially the cartoon crossovers section specifically, 'cause I like to yell at people!"

"Slash, baby!" Roberto said.

More stares.

"Kid-DING!"

"Next question on your list! Theme songs!" Amara avoided talking to Roberto again, or even making eye contact.

Bobby broke into song. "Ice, ice baby!"

"Uh… Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'!" Ray said.

"What do you mean by theme songs?" X23 said.

"A song that could play whenever you walk in the room or strike a pose!" Bobby answered. "Like, your motto, but a song!"

"Honestly… I haven't gotten the chance to really listen to much music since I got here…" X23 murmured. "How about… Octopus's Garden by The Beatles?" Everybody stared at her. "I haven't listened to much music until recently…"

"Um… something about suns…" Roberto said, unsure.

Rahne smiled. "I'm Born to be Wild!"

"Sudden topic change! NEXT QUESTION!" Ray spazzed out and picked the next e-mail. "This is from CosmicPhoenix:"Yes, Bobby. There are X-Men comics. You should check them out. Sam: In the comics you have two siblings who are mutants. A brother Josh and a little sister Page. It didn't mention that in the show, so I'm wondering, is this true? And to all of you, which of your instructors would you see as a mother/father figure?"

"I never knew…" Bobby sat and stared into space.

"Uh… I don't know how these comics know so much about me…." Sam said, looking just a little bit worried. "But it's true. I do have siblings. We're not sure about their powers yet, if they have any… my sister probably does…"

"I think Ororo is a respectable mother figure!" Amara piped up. "She cares for us like a mother would. And for father figures, probably Xavier and Hank."

"Yeah, Amara's right," Jubilee commented. "Sometimes I like them better than my regular parents!" Jubilee was next to open up a question. "This is from Choolio. Hey guys! what do y'all think is the best/cutest paring out there? besides one with yourself."

"Hm… not including us?" Amara rubbed her chin pensively. "Rogue and Remy just seem to work so well together, strangely enough…"

"I would suggest Jean and Scott, but they're just so… plain," Ray commented. "You know what? I liked Toad and Wanda from the Brotherhood!"

"Why?" Jubilee looked disgusted.

"They're both such freaks, it would fit, and besides…"

"Look who's talking…" Roberto mumbled.

"AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED!" Ray kicked a crumpled piece of paper on the ground into Roberto's face. "Besides, he's trying so hard. She should just cut him a break."

"Best couple?" X23 said, lowering one eyebrow in confusion. She tugged on the sleeve of her plain white tee. "Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn?"

"What?" Amara knitted her eyebrows. "Oh! No, no, no, no, X! They mean couples from our show."

"OH…" X23 blushed. "Kitty and Lance."

"Yeah, if they just worked out a couple of bugs, they'd be great," Bobby put in.

"No! Kitty clearly considers KURT to be more than just friends! They'd be adorable together!" Jubilee argued.

"She's right!" Jamie said. "They totally seem to like each other! And just think about! The elf and the kitty!"

"What?" Tabitha climbed out from under the bed. "You're all delusional! You know how much she dwells on that Piotr guy! And he's so sweet, they would be a couple for the ages!"

"You know what I think?" Ray said to the roomful of arguing people.

"Yes, Ray. Tell us what and end this silly fight." Amara crossed her arms. "Though it's OBVIOUS that you'll say she'd be cutest with Piotr, like you should."
"I think that: One! It's time to move on to the next question! And Two! Kitty's a slut."

"SHE IS NOT!" Jamie shouted in defense of Kitty.

"Jamie likes Kitty!" Ray teased Jamie and stuck his tongue out at him.

X23 sighed and took it upon herself to open the next e-mail. "I'm sorry I ever said anything. Anyway, Rogue1609's e-mail reads: Dear New Mutants, How are you going to celebrate New Year? I hope Tabby has some interesting ideas!! And Happy Holidays!"

"Happy Holidays back to you, even though it's real late…" Jamie said.

"Oh yes, Tabby had some interesting ideas, indeed," Amara glared at Tabitha.

"Hey, I didn't know it was such a bad idea to try to use my cherry bombs to open the five champagne bottles all at once!" Tabitha quickly said in her defense. Realizing this memory had sparked up more glares and anger from other room members, Tabitha quickly added "That's enough questions for today! See you soon, you questionnaires!"

Ray looked at the screen. He threw a paper ball at it. "IT'S OVERRR!"