AN: Well, did you guys like your cookie? NO? WELL SCREW OFF! I worked a whole FIVE SECONDS on those damned things! LOL. Well, last night I ALMOST got a speeding ticket. What can I say? I live in the middle of nowhere, there's only a few cops every eight miles or so. It also probably doesn't help that I have almost every Slayer album known to man on my IPod, or that my F-250 makes the most bad assed sound ever when you floor it! I hit my head on the steering wheel from head banging too hard! Oh well, I know you don't care about my speeding habit (Or do you?) so I'll get on with what you clicked on this story to read. Enjoy!

(SPOV)

"Are you sure this is it?" I ask as we lay in the thick foliage under the cover of night. We had to slow down dramatically when we reached the jungle. Now here we lay on the edge of a large clearing.

"Sonic, do you know of any other egg shaped domes with Eggman's face on them? Not to mention, patrols of eggbots circling them?" Wyatt asks in an annoyed tone.

"Okay, geez. Now let's go!" I say before standing up. Before I can charge in however, Wyatt grabs my wrist and yanks me back to the ground. "What was that for?"

"We can't just all- out attack them on this one, we need a plan." He whispers. Okay, not the way I usually do things, but I'll give it a shot.

"Fine, what are we going to do?"

"Let's see here…" he mutters while surveying the area. "…Ah ha! That might just work…"

(RPOV)

"Ready?" I ask him.

"Ready Rouge." Wyatt replies. He looks over to Tails and Shadow, who nod. The plan is in motion. "Begin descent." He commands. The first part of the plan is beginning. I'm currently holding Wyatt by the arms directly above Eggman's base. Damn, this cat is heavier than he looks! I slowly lower myself towards the roof of the structure, Tails following suite. We release our cargo with a soft thud on the roof of the base. We follow Wyatt around the roof to a point where Wyatt lightly kicked a section of metal. It makes a sound that signifies that it's hollow.

"This is it." He mutters before lighting a small flame on the tip of his finger. He traces a square in the roof of the building like a plasma cutter and kicks it in, revealing an air duct about the size of a phone booth.

"You must be joking." Shadow growls. Wyatt smirks and shakes his head no before hopping down.

"C'mon Shadow, you stayed in a cramped pod for fifty years, this shouldn't be any different." He says from in the duct. Shadow's eyes widen.

"H-how'd you know about that?" he asks.

"Uh, duh, I'm able to watch you guys from my universe." And with that, he began to crawl. Tails shrugs before jumping down with him. I go next, followed by Shadow.

"This way." Wyatt whispers. We crawl for about two hundred feet or so before Wyatt reaches down and pops off a grille. Why didn't he come here sooner? We could've used him at GUN. We drop down into a well- lit corridor and survey our surroundings. What now?

(WPOV)

"Let's move." I whisper to the animals behind me. We make our way down the halls using these signs on the walls directing us to the control room. Okay, Eggman has to qualify for the Worst Super Villain of the Year award. After making our way through the halls without detection, we stumble upon a large steel door marked, well, control room! Tails easily hacks the door override and we're in. The room is full of cool technical doo-hickies and what not. Tails goes over to a computer console and begins typing. After a minute or so, he stops.

"That should take care of any eggbots outside the base." He says.

"What did you do?" I ask.

"Shut them down."

"Awesome, step one of 'Break Into Eggman's Base and Kick His Ass' is complete!"

(SHPOV)

"Seriously, that's what you named your 'Master Plan'?" I ask. He nods, and I face palm. I hate this cat SO MUCH! He's an idiot, he stalked us, and he can never be serious! God I just want to strangle him! But that would be a waste of energy. I see him stare off into space. "What are you doing?" I ask.

"Telling Blaze and the rest of the gang to start their part of the plan." He replies. How? They're out there and we're in here! The red idiot keeps getting more idiotic by the second!

"That's not really going to happen when WE'RE THE ONLY ONES IN HERE!" I shout. Great, just great, we're knee deep in Eggman's base with no forms of communication! If we make it out of here in one piece, I'm going to murder him in a most unpleasant way!

"Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that we can speak telepathically?" he asks casually as if he was talking about the weather.

"You're lying." I growl.

"Oh really? If I'm correct, then Sonic should be beginning his part of the plan in three, two-"He doesn't finish his sentence as a large blast shakes the compound. Alarms begin to go off and we hear the sounds of battle not too far away. Wyatt runs to the door and turns to face us.

"C'mon, we can't let them have all the fun can we?" he says gleefully before running out. For once we can agree on something, the faker can't be allowed to best us.

(KPOV)

BOOM! Another one down! Another bot comes towards me and I punch his lights out. There's one more left! I pull back a spiked fist and prepare for the final blow. I bring my fist forward as hard as I can. Suddenly, the eggbot is struck by a fireball and explodes before I even touch it! My fist doesn't make contact with anything and I lose my balance.

"SNIPE!" I hear Wyatt yell. Argh! Damn that cat! That was MY kill, MINE! I look over to a door and see Wyatt and the others step out. "Did you really think I was going to let you have all the fun?" he asks.

"Yes, yes I did you asshole." I shoot back. Wyatt laughs.

"I take it you guys completed your part of the plan?" Sonic asks.

"Yup, Eggy is hiding towards the middle of this place. If we hurry we should be able to catch him!"

"Then let's go!" Sonic cries and bolts down a corridor.

(BPOV)

We follow Sonic down a corridor until we reach a locked set of steel doors. Wyatt and I use our combine powers and melt them open. We find ourselves in a strange room with a large window at the far end. I peer out the window and see a large hangar like room with a large set of doors at one end. Eggman sits in a weird airplane contraption in the center, facing the doors. He glares menacingly at us.

"I should have known that you'd show up hedgehog! But it's too late, my plan is in motion." He cackles. He begins to flip random switches and the jet powers up. Then the hangar doors begin to slowly open.

"Shit! We have to do something, quick!" Wyatt shouts. He runs over to a control console and begins to scan the buttons for something to aid us. "Everybody, start pressing buttons!" he commands.

"But Wyatt what if something goes wrong?" Amy asks. Wyatt smirks, which means only one thing… something's about to go horribly wrong.

"C'mon, what's the worst that could happen?" he says and presses a button without looking. His eyes shoot wide open when alarms begin to go off all over the compound.

"ALERT! SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED! SELF DESTRUCT IN T-MINUS FIVE MINUTES!" a computerized voice says over the loud speakers. Yep, I was right, something did go horribly wrong.

"WYATT!" everybody, including myself, shouts at the same time. He puts on a sheepish grin. We hear knocking behind another door to our right. I walk over and put my ear to the door.

"Hello? Is anybody out there? We're trapped in here!" yells a feminine voice. I motion Wyatt over and we melt down the door…

(WPOV)

I peer inside the newly opened room and see three birds with distraught looks on their faces. When they see me, their eyes go wide with fear.

"Oh no, it's him!" a green bird shouts. He and a larger grey bird begin running in circles screaming. What the fuck? A female bird with purple feathers inspects me closer.

"Guys, it's not him!" she says, and the two panic stricken birds from earlier stop running around like chickens with their heads cut off (HA, get it? 'cause they're birds and chickens are birds too and- you know what, forget it.)

"Um, who's him?" I ask. The green one speaks up.

"He looks and sounds just like you, only with blue fur." He says with a shudder. When they see Blaze though, they beam at her. Why didn't I get that kind of welcome?

"Blaze honey, how've you been doing? We haven't seen you since the Grand Prix!" The purple one, who I now recognize as Wave from the Sonic Riders games, says.

"Wave! How'd you get stuck here of all places?" Blaze asks with an equally warm smile.

"We were doing our routine training when our airship was boarded by eggbots. We've been trapped here ever since." Wave replies. But then her mood saddens.

"But Blaze, while we were trapped here, Eggman forced us to create technology with your Sol emerald, we're sorry!" she says. Well that explains why that spider robot had the Sol emerald attached to it. What other technology do they have?

"It's okay, at least your safe!" Blaze says. Funny, the last time I touched her emerald she almost killed me!

"Hey guys, I don't mean to ruin your emotional reunion here, but we kind of… HAVE ONLY FIVE MINUTES 'TIL THIS PLACE GETS BLOWN TO HELL!" I shout. As soon as I say this though, the alarms cease and the robotic voice over the loud speaker says "self- destruct aborted". Okay, problem solved! But I see Jet, Storm, and Wave all huddled in a corner shaking with fear.

"It's him!" they say at the same time.

"Who's him?" I ask again.

"When we were brought here, we were given a DNA sample and the Sol emerald then told to make an AI similar to you." Wave explains, her eyes darting back and forth.

"AI? So does that mean he can only stay in a computer?" I ask. To my great horror, Wave shakes her head no.

"No, he's like Nicole in New Mobotropilis, he can be in a computer OR a solid body."

"So where does the Sol emerald fit in?" Blaze asks. Oh shit, if they did what I think they did…

"W-we gave his solid body… PYRO KINESIS!" Jet shouts. Shit.

"Yes you did, and now the day has come to face my opposite." says an exact replica of my voice. I see the Rogues back further into their corner. This is gonna suck. Hey wait, it's a clone of me! So I know his weaknesses! Step one, as much as it hurts, attack his ego!

"Hey you big pussy! If you were anything like me you'd stop hiding, grow some balls, a fight me one on one!" I say to the air, hoping he heard me. Then, I see one of the computer screens glow brighter and a million little particles fly out of it. They swirl in the air and slowly take the shape of a feline. In a flash of light, there stands me, only with blue fur.

"Prepare to face the wrath of… Anti- Wyatt." He says with an evil grin. His fist light up and so do mine. Here we go.

"RAAAGH!" we both shout as we charge. I jump up and aim a flying side kick to his head. He ducks under it and I land on the other side. With my right arm I block a flaming fist and send a fiery punch of my own to his solar plexus with my left. My fist makes contact and he flies back into the control console. Shit, the self-destruct countdown starts again! He throws a fireball at my face and I block it with a fire shield. When I try to throw one back, however, the particles separate for a split second and the projectile passes through him harmlessly.

"Cheating bastard!" I shout at him. He chuckles.

"All's fair in love and war!" he counters. Damn, this is one accurate clone! Now he's copying my sayings! We charge again and he lands a kick to my kidney, making a sharp pain shoot up my side. I grab his wrist as he tries to punch me in the face and fling him around into a console behind me. I don't give him time to react when I follow up with another powerful punch. He slinks to the floor with blood dripping from his nostrils. "Do you really think you can beat me?" he asks.

"Yes, yes I do." I reply, and we attack again. He sends a furry of strikes that are easily blocked. However, I'm completely focused on his fists, and I don't see his legs swinging around to trip me. I fall to the ground with a loud thump and he walks over. I try to grab his ankle but he stomps on my hand, pinning it to the floor. Then he raises his other foot and brings it down on my face, HARD! My vision blurs a little and I feel nothing but pain. He doesn't let up, he keeps stomping.

"It's over, and now I am the greater copy!" he says. With each strike my world becomes darker. The pain has numbed by now, all I can do is wait for my death. It's getting darker… darker…

"NOT HIM, YOU BASTARD!" yells a feminine voice from far off. Anti- Wyatt turns his head just to get a face full of fire. The particles that make up his face explode and he staggers back, temporarily stunned. I roll over on my side and see a pair of red high heels stop in front of me. Blaze crouches down and holds my head in her hands. I'm struggling to stay conscious.

Wyatt, please, get up! You have to get up, please! She yells frantically in her mind.

G-give me a second, I just got my bell rung. I say weakly. A smile forms on her face.

Thank God, you're okay. Wyatt, if we make it out of here alive, there's something I have to tell you. She says. I shakily stand up and wipe the blood from my face. Anti- Wyatt is leaning against a computer console. He glares at me as his face reforms.

"This isn't over." He growls and readies up.

"No, it isn't." I say calmly and walk straight towards him. while I'm walking I reach onto a table for a length of rope. It's time to exploit my/his weaknesses… my fear of snakes. Okay, I'm not afraid of all snakes, just the giant assed ones the live in Brazil and places like that. I toss the rope in his face.

"SNAKE!" I shout. He squeals like a girl and staggers back, giving me the perfect opportunity to put him in a choke hold.

"Wow you faggot, a cheap shot?" he says as I strangle the life out of him.

"YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF MEMORY SPACE! GET UP AND KILL HIM! YOU ARE SO WORTHLESS! WELL, WE DID EXTRACT THE DNA FROM A MORON!" Eggman yells from the hangar below. Me and Anti- Wyatt cease our struggles and stand, glaring holes in him. Oh yeah, I forgot, we hate fat people talking shit about us.

"O, U DED MOTHA FUCKA!" We shout at the same time. We both turn our heads in surprise.

"Truce?" I ask my evil self.

"Truce." He replies. Blaze and the rest of the gang are starring at us weirdly. Eggman gulps then presses a button on the dash board of his little jet. The hangar doors split apart and he takes off down the tunnel. Then, we realize that the self- destruct sequence is still counting down, with only one minute to go!

"We have to get out of here!" Tails yells.

"I've got something." Anti-Wyatt says and with a snap of his fingers a door opens and reveals… extreme gear boards! Hell yeah, maybe this guy IS me! We all run in and grab a board.

"This is called 'Sol Gear', it's normal extreme gear that we've modified with the Sol emerald. These are faster, more maneuverable, and more powerful." Wave explains. Me and Anti-Wyatt take our boards over to a railing overlooking the hangar.

"Do you guys even know how to use those things?" Blaze asks us.

"Nope!" we both say simultaneously before vaulting the railing a falling some twenty feet or so. We then mount our boards in mid- air then shoot off down the tunnel at full speed.

"We need background music!" Anti-Wyatt yells to me. I have the perfect song in mind!

"Highway Star by Deep Purple?" I shout back.

"Hell yeah brotha!"

(BPOV)

"Let's go!" Wave shouts. She and the rest of the rogues mount their boards and shoot off skywards. That's when I realize that there wasn't a ceiling in the hangar at all! We all fly out of the gap in the roof and fly off to where we think the tunnel exits the facility. Eggman, you had the perfect opportunity…

Yet you didn't make the Wyatt clone smart enough to realize that they didn't have to go down the tunnel…

(WPOV)

"WOOHOO!" I shout as I swerve out of the way of a wall that fell down into the path. We've got ten seconds to go on the self- destruct sequence and the whole place is falling apart! Anti-Wyatt jumps off of his board and over a flying piece of debris that would've bisected him, not that it would've hurt him anyways. He lands back on his board and gives me thumbs up. Ahead I see the exit, and a small little dot that's Eggman. We push the speed on these things as high as they'll go. We're getting closer… closer…

(BPOV)

We skid to a halt and hover in mid- air near the exit to the tunnel. I peer in and see both Wyatts racing towards us with explosions rocking the whole place. Wyatt looks at me and gives me a triumphant smile. He gets closer to the exit with each passing second. Suddenly, the countdown reaches zero and the whole place explodes, engulfing them both with flames! For a second I don't believe what I'm seeing. But then the reality sets in and I collapse to my knees on my board and begin openly sobbing. He's gone! The stupid, annoying, yet loveable cat that I've come to know over these past few days is gone! And oh God, his parents! He'll never see them again! They'll spend the rest of their lives wondering where the hell he went! And, worst of all, I never got to tell him that I lo-

"Why are you crying?" Wyatt asks. I look up from my mourning and see two red legs standing on a board. I feel the life rush back into me. There's only one thing I want to do now.

"Hey Blaze, are you okay- whoa!" he says, surprised when I pull him into the biggest, tightest hug in the history of the world. I purr like a kitten on their birthday and nuzzle against him.

"I am now." I whisper. The moment is ruined when Shadow speaks up and puts us back on track.

"We can do emotional moments later, 'cause right now we've got an egg to catch!" he shouts and speeds off after Eggman. Both Wyatts nod and go next. Everyone else follows behind.

(WPOV)

It was a long hard chase, but we've done it. Eggman is trapped on the edge of a cliff and he's got nowhere left to run. His jet thing sprout machine guns and fires on us. We swerve out of the way and zoom straight at him. Shadow knocks him out of his contraption and Anti-Wyatt destroys it. I swoop in last and catch the Sol emerald as it falls. Mission accomplished! Eggman lies on his knees gasping for breath at the edge of the cliff. Wimp.

"It's over Eggman." Shadow growls.

"No, this is only the beginning!" he shouts and jumps backwards off the cliff.

"NO!" I shout and race over. I peer down and see him disappear into a portal. "DAMN IT! THAT LITTLE BASTARD GOT AWAY AGAIN!" I yell to the heavens. The rest of the group arrives shortly afterwards.

"Where's Eggman?" Blaze asks. I point to the portal. "Well, did you at least get the emerald?" she asks. I hand her it. As soon as she does, her eyes widen. "IT'S A FAKE!" she shouts. She looks towards the portal. "He must have the real one with him! We have to go after him!" She shouts again.

"Blaze, it's been a rough day. Can't we just take a little break?" I ask. Suddenly, her eyes alight and she jabs a finger into my chest.

"No, we cannot! Don't forget, you're one of the guardians now. It's our duty to protect those emeralds with our life! Do you understand me?" Um, crystal!

"Yep."

"Good, now we're going." She says and turns to everyone else. "Rogues, are you guys coming?" she asks the avians.

"Sorry Blaze, but we're going to sit this one out." They say back. They say their farewells and take off into the night.

"Anti-Wyatt?"

"Naw, I'm out." He says.

"Wait, what are you going to do now?" I ask. He shrugs.

"I dunno, i think I'll head to New Mobotropilis, look for something to do there." He says.

"While you're there you might want to meet Nicole. She's an AI like you." Sonic says.

"I might give it a try. You've been the bomb to hang out with, me." He says to me.

"Same here, me." I say. He flies away too. Now here we stand at the edge of the portal.

"We don't know where this leads, so everyone stick together." Sonic mutters. We link arms and jump…

(BPOV)

Everything is white in the portal. We're being thrown around like ragdolls and we have no idea where this thing's going to take us. Suddenly, the force on us is becoming greater, and I feel my grip starting to slip. Shit, my lose my hold on Rouge and now I'm clinging to Wyatt! We separate from the group and fall through our own little mini portal. I see everyone else break loose too. Shadow with Tails, Knuckles with Sonic, and Rouge with Amy. The whiteness clears and we're met with blinding sun light. Me and Wyatt smack sand and skid for a few yards before grinding to a stop. We shakily stand up and survey our surroundings. We're on a beach, that's for certain. We walk for a little bit before realizing that this little strip of land isn't attached to the mainland. There's no land in sight as far as I can tell. I look over at the person that I just got marooned with. Trapped, on an island, with an idiot…

My idiot…

AN: Chapter seven cocked, locked, and loaded! What happens to Anti-Wyatt? Where did the gang get teleported to? Will they regroup? What crazy shit will go down between two polar opposites with pyro kinesis, stranded on a desert island, that literally can't get each other out of their heads? Find out next chapter of Beating Sonic Heroes! R&R!