Disclaimer: Read the other ..what is it now? Seven chapters? Believe me, you'll know if something changes. Which it wont.
Ah, the three greatest things in the world are thrown in this chapter - Armand, Kittens, and Fruity Pebbles. But what's the connection? You shall see my dears...you shall see...
N: All of the muffins are gone! -horror striken and depressed-
L: There was a whole plate in the over three minutes ago!
N: I cannot find them! Oh woe is me! I shall drown like Ophelia!
L: That's my job. And you cant. You're immortal.
N:...Damn.
S: Lookit what I found! -proudly holding the tray of muffins-
N: -Goes all teary eyed- Oh! My muffins! My precious, delicious muffins! -reaches for one-
Ls: -snatches the tray away-
N: Hey! Does this have anything to do with the divorce? I shared the lawyer with you!
Ls: -Sits down in a corner and munches happily, a big grin on his face-
L: Dude! I want my muffin!
N: -Looks at him cutely- Will you share with me Lestat, my bestest friend in the world?
Ls: -Protectively huddles over the muffins, but hands one to Nicki-
S: Don't worry about it Lily. There's more in the oven. Strange though, when I was baking, I found Armand.
N: -Wide eyed stare of horror-
L: Armand? Was he in the sock drawer again?
S: No. The cabinet.
L: -Conviction!- I THOUGHT I heard someone in the Fruity Pebbles last night!
-DING!-
S: Muffins are done! -runs off-
L: -smirks in the direction of Nicki and Lestat- Ha! My muffin will be all hot, and fresh and delicious! And your's arent!
N: -Stares- I'm cuddling with Lestat and you aren't.
L: Awe...-tears-
Armand: -Pops out of the pantry to cuddle Lily-
L: -Is suddenly dressed up as Claudia- Oh snap...
Ls: -Cuddles Nicki-
S: Hey...where's my cuddle!
A: -Takes note of Lily's dramatic wardrobe change- You! I have you now! -picks her up-
L: What the--! Shaaaaaayleeee!
S: -Looks up from eating her muffin- What? Oh...right. Lestat, go get Claudia...Lily...her.
L: -Jumps up, striking a heroic pose- Dun d-d-d-unnnnnn! Lestat to the rescue, with Nicki as my lovely sidekick!
A: -Stares at them, then walks off-
L: Can I at least finish my muffin!
N: I am lovely...but Armand tortured me, remember! I'm scared of him...
L: He did! -Shock and anger- Well! Arrrrrrgggg! -tackles Armand and saves the day-
A: Ooooooooooowwwwwwww! Ger-off L-stat!
N: He did indeed...and then I died. -pout-
L: -Hits the floor twice as hard- Ow! Hey, that HURT! What were you thinking Armand!
Ls: -Gets off Armand- That wasn't very nice...killing Nicki...
A: Spur of the moment Kiddo! As for Nicki, I can't help it if you made him insane in the first place.
N: -goes Emo-
L: Awe...no muffin for you Armand! And no more Fruity Pebbles!
Ls: -sulks-
A: Fine! I'll be leaving now. -stalks off-
S: Are you ok boys?
Ls: I'm ok...-Looks at Nicki- What would make you feel better love?
N:...Can we get a kitty?
Ls: -Smiles, handing him a black box with a red ribbon- An early...um...birthday gift!
N: -Squee!- It's a kitty! -Cuddles it- Now, no eating it. -gasps- What should we name it!
Ls: Mr. Puddles.
S: -Looks at him strangly-
Ls: What? It's a cute name...
N: What that name?
Ls: Don't you like Mr. Puddles? -lower lip quivers- Look, it suits him. -Picks up the kitten, who's all black with white paws-
L: Awe...Nicolas, Lestat and Mr. Puddles...Adorable!
S: I think so too!
Ls: So, do you want to call him Mr. Puddles? -holds up the kitten for Nicki to see- He's sooooooo little and cute...-huggles kitten-
N: Fine. We'll call him Mr. Puddles. -huggles both Lestat and Mr. Puddles-
Ls: Yay! -kisses Nicki-
L: I love happy endings. Makes me smile...or throw up.
S: -steps back- Which does this one do? -cautious-
L: ...Smile. Definately smile.
Author's note: I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up! I'm almost out of ideas! Yes, I can hear your horrified gasps. But fear not! I shall think of something. Something good. Whahaha! -clears throat- So yes. Another chapter done. With Armand in it. Prepare to see him again. Oh yes...and maybe one more time after that!
