Raiden went back over to the minivan with Sam. They started driving toward Rose's apartment in New Zealand. "Yo esse, why jou put Rose and John in New Zealand?" Sam asked. "...budget cuts..." Raiden mumbled under his breath. "Initiating small talk: How is it going Sam? You look great." Wolf Hound said. Sam ignored the wolf hound and looked out the window. "Executing sadness: why master? Why did you do it? Was I not good enough?" Wolf hound said. Sam tried to ignore harder and smashed his body against the window. "Starting grief stage four: anger: You are an asshole Sam. Initializing stage one: grief: I thought we were friends Sam. You told me we were best friends, Sam." Wolf hound said. Sam finally snapped, "I'm sorry Wofy! The neighbors kept complaining that jou were humping their lawnmowers and other electronics perro..." Sam admitted. "Executing retort: that was no reason for you to remove my male drives, Sam." Wolf Hound replied. "They were going to have me evicted esse!" Sam explained. "Initializing emotional disarray: sorry, but Raiden is my master now. Right master?" Wolf hound asked Raiden, but Raiden wasn't listening because he plugged in his earphones and was blasting RULES OF NATURE. "¡AI! Look out esse!" Sam Mexicanly yelled. Raiden couldn't hear the oncoming vehicle and T-Boned right into it. A small person was flung out of the other vehicle. "Heh...shouldn't have gotten in my way..." Raiden Rippered. Sam slapped him and he returned to normal. "Oh god I hit somebody!" Raiden angsted, and he ran out of the car to see...SUNNY! "Oh shit, Sunny are you ok?" Raiden asked. "Yea...I'm fine xD" Sunny kawaiied. "What are you doing out here?" Raiden asked. "Oh you know, trying to stop Armstrong. He's captured your family somewhere, but I don't know where." Sunny smiled. Raiden slumped over and began crying again. Sunny started braiding his poofy hair. "It'll be ok Jack, you'll see :)" Sunny smiled. "Sunny...people like you make me forget about my..." Raiden was cut off by Sunny. "SELFIE!" She made a duck face and a peace sign while taking a pic with her and the cry-faced Raiden. She immediately posted it to Facebook with the caption 'Raiden is such a fucking tool o-o.' "WHAT THE FUCK!" Raiden yelled. Two seconds later Rose and Sam liked Sunny's post. "SAM!" Raiden yelled while looking at Sam holding his iPhone in his hand. "Sorry esse, it's true." Sam shrugged. "Sunny you were such a sweet little girl?!" Raiden was confused. "I'm a tween you cockbite. Now get in the broken minivan bitch, we have a senator to catch." Sunny commanded. Raiden was too overwhelmed with angst to argue, and Sam and wolf hound complied because. Sunny was driving with Sam in the passenger's seat and Raiden with wolf hound in the back. It was awkwardly silent until Sunny spoke. "Hey Sam, you and Raiden would've been a hot yaoi couple if you weren't like 50 years old." she said. "Aren't you like 11 chica?...and I'm thirty-o..." Sam was cut off by Sunny, "OLD GRANDPA. o-o." She drove like a crazy beast on the highway and nearly killed all her passengers. "These fuckers need to get out of my WAY." She road raged while flipping off people. Sam smiled his Colgate smile, wolf hound looked like a robot, and Raiden was torn between surprise at Sunny and crying over his kidnapped family.
