Sakura and Naruto and I got along pretty well, but they kept questioning me about the Akatsuki.

"Yeah, I've got a big family." I nod. "There's me, Akemi my younger brother, Sanji my older brother, Konan's my mom, Pein's my dad, and I'm trying to convince them to have another. Scarlet and me are blood related from a blood pact we did a few years ago, and she has two kids of her own and she dates Itachi, then their Coal and she's a lot like my sister. She dosen't have any kids though. Oh, and there's our newest member, Nuke... I don't know where to put her."

"Wow, big family." Sakura nods. "Wer eyou the first?"

"Naah, Sanji was and he's really stuck up."

Then, we meet up with Tenten and Hinata and Kiba.

"Hi! I'm Uke, nice to meet you!" I wave.

"This must be the new Akatsuki member Tsunade allowed into the village," Kiba whispers.

"Why was she let in?" Tenten whispers back.

"I can hear you!" I huff. "And to answer your earlier question: I saved Naruto-kun's life."

"Eh?"

"New topic! How do you guys get so good at ninja-ness?"

"we...We train." Kiba replies like its the easiest way in the world.

"Hmph, everyone answers that way..." I mutter. "Well, h9ow do you do this "training" stuff?"

And so, a traning session begins.

But then they get all surprised when they realize I have a kekkai genkai.

"It's not that weird," I cross my arms subconciously. "Just like any Sharingan or Byukugan... stpo staring!"

They shrug it off and go back to training.

5 minutes later...

"Uke! Get up!" Sakura pulls on my arm.

"Up!" Ino grabs my other arm.

"Nope, I'm done." I groan. "Can't move another inch!"

"It's only been 5 minutes!"

"So? I've got a weird schedule. It's time to sleep."

"WTF!"

"I'm tired..."

"You sure are lazy," Hinata comments.

"Damn right."

"O.O

They sit an dwait for me to wake up, but hell, I couldn't go to sleep.

Uke, you lucky bitch. Coal mentally chuckles. Hanging out in Konoha while we sit in the hull of a boat?

They're trying to make me train! T^T! I whine. Help!

Come rescue us and we'll see.

Ok ok, fine...

"OK guys, I'm leaving!" I announce. "Gonna go save my friends!"

"Do you even know where they are?" Neji questions.

"Telepathic stuff, it tells me where they are... Don't ask."


After much negotiating with Tsunade, I finally get to go on the mission.

With a little more then half of Konoha's next generation.

"She really dosen't trust me," I pout. "I'm trustable, right guys? ...Guys?"

They look away awkwardly.

"That's mean! At least answer!"

Still nothing.

"C'mon, talk to me! Don't make me feel alone!" I whine.

Even more nothing.

"Meanies."

"You sure are talkative for an Akatsuki member." Tenten comments.

"That's cause I'm not even all that evil! I was just kidna born into it. Family stuff."

"Ohhh, so you joined cause your family?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

Didn't you join because you were a friggin fangirl?

Shut up, Scarlet.

We get to the edge of water and I look over.

"I hate oceans," I finally say.

"Why?" Naruto pinches my cheek. "Can;t swim?"

I pull away, "NO. I can't walk on water! And all the fishes of the world use the bathroom in that water! AND people dump a bunch of stuff in it so, yeah. I don't wanna be in the same water a bunch of dead bodies are in."

"You can't walk on water?" Ino wrinkles her nose.

"No I can't! Got a problem?"

"No no, just surprised."

"Mhhm... I got my eyes on you." I huff.

A lemon smacks me upside the head.

"ARGH! LEMON MANS BACK!"

Konoha nins: O.O

Some extra picks up the lemon, and starts sucking on it.

"Ewww, how can you do that?" I stare. "It's so sour!"

"I seriously judge your evil-ness," Kakashi mutters.

"EXCUSE ME! YOUR NOT EVEN EVIL SO HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT EVIL IS!"

"Don't set her off," Sakura warns. "She'll be on it for hours."

"We need a boat." Shikamaru changes the subject. "Because someone can't walk on water."

"Screw boats!" I turn on my Rinnegan. "Show me!"

Kakashi looked surprised, "You have those eyes."

"So does my brother."

I watch as Ino and Sakura run out onto the water.

I mentally sigh and follow them, still not totally sure how I picked it up.

But, uh, I won't question the Rinnegan. It'll come back to bite me.

"I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine, I'm loving cloud nine, my head's in the sky, I'm solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm ridin solo, sooloooo." I sing boredly. "Argh! Are we there yet? I'm bored!"

"What the heck are you singing?" Hinata questions.

"Songs you've never heard of."

"Uke, we won't get there for awhile." Kakashi mutters.

"Aren't you glad we didn't take a boat?" Naruto laughs. "Would've taken a lot longer!"

"That's why I said not to take a boat... they annoy me with their rocking and slowness." I surge forward to lead the way considering they had no idea where we were going.


I sniff the air and stop running.

"So what? Your a bloodhound now?" Kiba teases.

"Nope, but I smell fish." I wrinkle my nose. "And snake... great. Stupid pedo."

Kiba laughs and sniffs the air himself, "We're in the middle of the ocean, of course it smells like fish! And I smell perfume. And snake."

"That away!" I point forward.

"Kakashi's P.O.V

"How can we be sure it's not a trap?" Sai whispers. "This is Akatsuki we're dealing with."

"More like the off-springs of Akatsuki." Sakura giggles.

"Th-That bird! It's teasing me Naruto!" Uke points at a parrot high up.

"Baka! Baka Uke! Baka Uke!" The bird chants.

"SHUT UP BIRD!"

Was she dropped on her head or something?