Ok, before I start my argument with Harry, I have written TONS of ideas for this story in my writing book, so let me give you guys a few so you can tell me if I should use them or not:

-Harry and Lizzie turn Hogwarts upside down so Dumbledore decides to make Snape their guardian so he can protect them and teach them how to behave – however, that plan will come crashing down, thanks to Lizzie and Harry. This promises a lot of disobedience and new pranks to pull.

-Bellatrix was in love with James (he's a pureblood, so why not?) and she was ticked when he chose "the mudblood" over her. She finds out James' children are attending Hogwarts and she goes there to "take back what should have been mine."

I admit, if Snape beats Bella, I'll still write a story about Bella/James. I think it's a good idea.

Anyways, on to the disclaimer!

LizziePotter123: Nobody on the freakin' planet has more rights to Harry Potter than J K Rowling. I am not her, so I own nothing.

Elizabeth: Out of curiosity, did you base my character off of yourself?

LizziePotter123: Nope. I didn't mean for us to have the same name. I wanted Lily's daughter to have a name similar to hers, but just as beautiful. Elizabeth is a classic name, and I love it, so it worked. HOWEVER…you, Lizzie and I share the same qualities…I'm an arrogant toe rag too, just like James is. *smiles*

Elizabeth: Good to know. I love my name, you did a good job!

Harry: She didn't, because I hate my name. Harrison? Really?

LizziePotter123: Hey, it was either that or Harold, which I am not too fond of.

Harry: Ugh! Harold's worse! Ok, I understand.

LizziePotter123: I'm glad you do. Now, on to the-

Harry: Wait a second!

LizziePotter123: What is it this time?

Harry: You're actually letting the readers decided our fates? And its between SNAPE and BELLATRIX?

LizziePotter123: Yes, I have full confidence they will pick the best one. And hey, we all know that you and Lizzie won't listen to what anybody says, so you're basically annoying the sh*t out of one of the characters that you hate. You're welcome.

Harry: YESS! My moment of truth will come! Pick Snape, readers!

Elizabeth: No, pick Bella! We need an actual bada*s character to torment, who is also a GIRL!

Harry: SNAPE!

Elizabeth: BELLA!

LizziePotter123: Oh god. Don't let them chose for you. Enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 7 – Free at last

"So, Dursley, we meet again," Hagrid growled, "Haven' lost the weight, I see."

"How dare you insult me sir, in my own home!" their uncle retorted, fear written on his face.

"Prob' would be best if yeh shut yer mouth Dursley," Hagrid said, "Yeh've got nothin ter say that's of any importance. However, what I'd like ter know is WHY THE BLODDY 'ELL DID YEH NOT TELL THEM ABOUT HOGWARTS AN' THEIR PARENTS!"

"I-I-I believed it w-was a load of codswallop." Vernon stuttered, cowering in the giant's presence. "And if w-we ever caught proof that it wasn't, we would b-beat them until… it fell out of them."

"YEH TRIED TER KICK MAGIC OUTTA HARRY AND LIZZIE POTTER? WHEN THEY AR' THE CHILDREN WHO LIVED, AND THEIR MAGIC IS ALREADY PRETTY DA*N POWERFUL? DURSLEY, AS SOON AS I RETURN TO HOGWARTS, I WILL GET DUMBLEDORE TO REPORT YOU TO THE MINISTRY O' MAGIC, AND THEY'LL BE TAKIN' CARE OF YEH IN AN AZKABAN CELL!" Hagrid roared.

"Azkaban, what the hell is that?" Vernon asked stupidly.

"The wizard prison," Petunia said, making it clear she had recovered from her previous faint.

"So?" Vernon yelled, "SO WHAT? WE AREN'T WIZARDS, YOUR LOT CAN'T GO CAPTURING US! YOU A*SHOLES BETTER STAY FAR AWAY FROM HERE!"

He had touched one of Hagrid's nerves.

"ARGH!" he yelled, pointing his pink umbrella at Vernon. In no time, Vernon's tounge had stretched itself out so that it was at least 50 feet wide, and tied itself to the handle of the new car. The motor automatically started, and the car sped off, with no one driving it and Vernon being dragged with it.

"VERNON!" Petunia yelled, and she then shot Hagrid one of the death glares she usually reserved for Harry and Lizzie. "You freaks! Look what you've done! If you," she pointed at Hagrid, "hadn't left these," she then turned to Harry and Lizzie, "freak show offspring of my rotten sister here eleven years ago, my life would have been perfectly normal and freak free! I had enough of your hocus pocus when my sister came home with her badges and wand and everything! Do me a favor and get them as far away from me as humanly possible!" And with that she grabbed Dudley and raced to her neighbor's house to ask if she could borrow their car.

"Well, tha' went rather well." Hagrid chuckled, facing the two eleven year olds.

"Man, Hagrid, that was awesome!" Harry shouted. Lizzie nodded in agreement.

"Don' mention that ter anyone, yeh two. Not supposed ter use magic on muggles, yeh see." Hagrid whispered. "We best be off now, to Diagon ally!" he added, with a much happier tone.

"What's Diagon ally?" Lizzie asked.

It's a area made by wizards meant for important things like buying yer school supplies and getting money from the wizards bank, Gringotts."

"Hagrid," Harry said sadly, "Lizzie and I have no money."

"Naw, yeh think yer mum and dad didn' save any for yeh? Yeh've got loads, the both of yeh. Wait till yeh see it." Hagrid told them. "When we're done, yeh two will spend the rest o' yer summer at the Leaky Cauldron, since we don't want yeh ter go back ter the Dursley's. Tom's the innkeeper an' he's a nice fellow. Don' yeh two worry about a thing, its all taken care of."

And for the first time, Harry and Lizzie both felt that nothing could go wrong, for they we already beyond their wildest dreams.