A/N: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I'm so so so sorry that It's time for Carlisle Alice Chat. Oh, my brain informs me that that's a good thing. That and it was stupid to post a forecast, as I am a teenager, and won't be able to follow it.
Disclaimer: For one moment, one shining moment, Brendan K. Wilkanshire had owned everything in all of creation. But now he doesn't. Because The Carlisle had to use his super awesome telepathic, mind blocky wocky stuff to stop the vampire venom, but if he remembers, just for one second, he will burn. He also owned Doctor Who during said shining moment, but The carlilse wanted that too.
New Moon Time: ( I just realized that this time period doesn't follow the reall months and years in the books, or in past timelines. Ah well. Timey Wimey Wibbley Wobbly.)
-ThatssoAlice has entered the chat room-
-THE_Doctor has entered the chat room-
THE_Doctor: WAAAAAAH! I'm so sad. The Doctor is dead.
ThatssoAlice: Carlisle I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.
THE_Doctor: WAAAAH! That reminds me of him.
ThatssoAlice: Oops, should have remembered. It's just that I'm old. I'm so so old.
THE_Doctor: Okay that's enough, quit it. Your acting like a girlfriend, whose ex-fiance, was killed in the war, WHICH WAR, THE LAST GREAT TIME WAR, OF COURSE! Zing!
THE_Doctor:OMD!
ThatssoAlice: OMD? Oh wait I don't want to know. Too late.
THE_Doctor: Oh, my, Doctor.
ThatssoAlice: OMM (Oh my master) You drive me BANANAS! I want to EXTERMINATE you, so that I can use your BODY PARTS to rebuild my SHIP'S CHAMELOEN CIRCUIT! Oh and then I will so call Sethy-poo to go all BAD WOLF on your sorry WEEPING ANGEL ass, so whatever you do, DON'T BLINK, cause no matter how vampire-FAST YOU ARE, THEY ARE FAST, FASTER THAN FASTER. So don't Blink. No don't blink. (chamelone circuit. The worlds first Doctor Who band, is AWESOME!)
THE_Doctor: Really. I mean really. You should know that, you backwards loon with no sense of fashion.
ThatssoAlice: WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? Oh snap. Guess what I know the next season of Doctor Who, and you know what, it was going to be so good. But guess what, I'm so not telling you about it. Its the End of your Time Carlisle. It has ended. I will not work wtith you any more. BELLA! here I come.
(meanwhile, Bella jerks up out of her sleep rubbing her eyes. " I feel a disturbance in the force. Ah well. Looks like another day of being socially dependent on one man, and then shattering to a million peices when he leaves me." She says. )
-ThatssoAlice has signed out-
THE_Doctor: What? I love you. You're my best friend COME BACK! Listen to your master.
