A/N: The seventh chapter is here…BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Scary music plays and lighting flashes) Thank you to everyone who has reviewed. Now, let's get it started!
Disclaimer:Allow me to put this in a way that even cavemen could understand: Me no own DBZ. Uga, uga! Me no own Poke'mon. Uga, uga! Me use them to makes funnies. Uga, uga!
Flashback:
"Shall we start?" Vegeta asked, motioning with his hand for Pikachu to come.
"Pika," (Lets) Pikachu replied. Pikachu then charged Vegeta. Everyone watched in anticipation. This was it, the big battle. The stage was set, the competitors prepared. All the gears were in motion.
The long awaited rematch of Vegeta and Pikachu has begun!
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Pikachu came rushing to Vegeta at top speed, preparing to hit him full force with Quick Attack. Vegeta saw this and jumped above Pikachu, landing behind it. Pikachu skidded to a halt, and quickly turned to face Vegeta.
"Be careful Pikachu!" Ash yelled. Pikachu nodded, and re-focused its attention on Vegeta.
"Hehehehe, do you really think you stand a chance of defeating me,Vegeta, the Prince of all Sayains?" Vegeta cackled. He threw his head back and laughed maniacally. Pikachu narrowed its eyes in anger, and carefully watched the Super Sayain.
"Pikachu, quick; hit him with a Thunder Bolt!" Ash shouted.
"PIKAAAA…CHUUUUUUUUU!!!" Pikachu cried, firing off the attack. Vegeta instantly dodged it, fading away into thin air.
"WHAT THE…?" Ash cried, shocked. "W-where'd he go?" Ash looked around frantically, trying to figure out where the crazed Super Sayain had disappeared.
"Behind you…" Vegeta whispered to Ash. Ash screeched as he whipped around and caught sight of Vegeta behind him. Vegeta stood there, smug at the sight of the terrified boy. Then, in the blink of an eye, he disappeared again.
Pikachu watched, trying to figure out where the Sayain was going to strike next. He didn't wait long; out of nowhere, Vegeta materialized in front of Pikachu. Before the yellow rodent could act, Vegeta kicked Pikachu high into the air. Then, Vegeta took off after him, quickly catching up.
"Pikachu hit him with a Thunder Bolt before he can reach you!" Ash cried. Pikachu started firing off its electrical blasts mid-air. As he ascended, Vegeta dodged each one by vanishing, then reappearing.
"Pikaaaa…CHUUUUUUU!!!" Pikachu cried desperately, firing off another blast. This time, Vegeta vanished, and then reappeared above Pikachu. Pikachu stared into the eyes of the Sayain, catching hints of the malice coming from him.
"DIE!!!" Vegeta cried. He gathered energy in his right palm, and then fired a blast, directly, into Pikachu. The Poke'mon was blown downward. Before it hit dirt, Vegeta again materialized, this time just barely hovering above the ground, and then smashed the Poke'mon sideways with both of his hands together.
CRASH! Pikachu landed roughly, skidding to a halt in front of its trainer. Everyone looked on, horrified, at Vegeta's display of power.
"Pikachu!" Ash cried, running towards his fallen Poke'mon. The furry rodent lay in a small crater of dirt, bruised and scratched. Ash bent forward and picked up the injured Pikachu. "Pikachu, are you okay?" Ash asked worriedly.
"Pika…" (Yeah…) Pikachu moaned softly. Then it climbed out of Ash's hands and landed once again on the ground. It turned around and glared at the arrogant golden-haired man standing-err,I mean hovering before him.
"Hahahahaha! Did you really think you stood a chance?" Vegeta asked sinisterly. Ash glared while gritting his teeth.
"We'll show you!" Ash cried, furious. Vegeta started howling with maniacal laughter. Ash's temper slowly built in a flaming fury.
"KNOCK IT OFF!" Ash cried with a sweeping motion of his hand. "PIKACHU,THUNDER!"
"Pikaaaa…CHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Pikachu cried, firing off the much more powerful Thunder attack. Vegeta easily dodged by simply turning his head to avoid the blast. Everyone looked on in awe.
"You're getting sloppy…" Vegeta said in a quiet, menacing voice. Then he disappeared once again, appearing behind Pikachu. Before the poor Poke'mon could do anything, Vegeta side-kicked Pikachu several feet away from him.
"Chaaa…" (Owwww…) Pikachu groaned. Slowly, the electrical rodent rose to its feet to continue fighting. "Pika pika…!" (Why you…!)
Vegeta simply raised his arm and motioned for Pikachu to bring it. Pikachu complied and rushed Vegeta, as fast as it could. Vegeta jumped to the side and fired off a couple of shots. Pikachu skidded to a halt and managed to dodge. For a few moments, the only thing it did was dodge the attacks. That was, until a smoke screen was created from Vegeta's constant assault.
"Pikachu, he can't see you! Hit him with Thunder!" Ash cried.
From within the smoke, lighting shot out with every intention of deep-frying the bloodthirsty Vegeta. Vegeta, of course, dodged easily and shot back some Ki-blasts in response. The smoke continued to build around them as each party took turns firing off a round of electricity or Ki.
Soon, smoke surrounded the two and left everyone to wander where they had vanished.
"This can't be good…" Brock said. He was, of course, right. Though Pikachu couldn't see Vegeta, Vegeta could feel Pikachu!
"Pika pi pika chu!?" (Where are you coward!?) Pikachu cried. It tried its best to see, hear, or even smell out Vegeta. Well, the smoke kept him from seeing, Vegeta was probably floating so his hearing did him no good, and the sheer amount of smoke clogged the Poke'mon's nose. Even so, the electrical mouse Poke'mon stayed on high alert, attempting to feel out any indication of where Vegeta was.
"Pikachu keep looking for Vegeta! If you see him, attack with Thunderbolt!" Ash yelled into the smoke.
Pikachu nodded in compliance. It kept staring into the dust for what seemed like several minutes. Until suddenly, Pikachu could see a shadow, vague it may have been, but a shadow nonetheless!
'There!' Pikachu thought. "Pikaa…CHUUUUUU!!!" Pikachu fired with all his might a Thunderbolt at the figure of Vegeta. It was hard to tell, but it looked like Vegeta's head turned as the attack was hurled at him. Vegeta caught it just in time to dodge it. Then, Pikachu saw a yellow glow from within the shadows. Then, it disappeared.
"Looking for me?" Pikachu whipped around just in time to sail out of the cloud by a kick from Vegeta. Everyone watched as the Poke'mon went sailing through the air. Then, Vegeta soared into the sky, where in his hands was an energy ball. "DIE!" Vegeta cried as he fired it at Pikachu.
"UseThunder to block it!" Ash cried.
Pikachu fired the attack and managed to neutralize the deadly blast. Vegeta kept coming though, firing off more and more blasts as he rapidly approached Pikachu.
"Keep using Thunder to block them!" Ash ordered. Pikachu did just that, firing off oneThunder attack after another. Each attack was canceled, but Vegeta kept coming. Finally, he was right in front of Pikachu.
"TAKE THIS!" Vegeta cried, using both hands to fire off Ki-blasts. That's when something amazing happened. Pikachu actually jumped off the ball, light enough not to set it off unless it directly hit, and jumped above Vegeta. Vegeta was dumbfounded; nobody had managed to pull off something like that! Then, Pikachu's tail started to glow as he hovered in mid-air.
"Pikachu, hit him with Iron-Tail!" Ash commanded.
"Chuu…PIKA!" Pikachu cried as it slammed down its tail with every ounce of force it had. Vegeta, again,disappeared and reappeared. Then he slammed down the poor Poke'mon towards the earth below.
CRASH!
Pikachu landed with such force that he made a giant crater. Vegeta slowly lowered himself onto the ground, happy with his handy work. From the crater Pikachu, scratched and bruised, crawled out. The battle-worn Poke'mon glared at the crazed Sayain with such unimaginable hatred.
"Giving up rodent?" Vegeta taunted. Pikachu shook its head no. Vegeta smirked. "In that case, let's continue…" Vegeta held out his hands in a battle-ready position, and Pikachu prepared to charge Vegeta as fast as possible.
"Pikachu, use Quick Attack!" Ash yelled. Pikachu did as Ash said and started to run at super-speeds towards Vegeta. Vegeta jumped to the side and again started firing off blasts, which Pikachu kept dodging.
"I don't understand," Max said, watching the chaos unfold. "Trunks, you told me when your dad fought Pikachu the first time Pikachu was winning! What gives?"
"I-I don't know!" Trunks said helplessly, catching a glimpse of his father's fist hitting Pikachu's gut. "Nothing's different, other than where we are." Than Trunks thought for a moment, trying to figure out how his father had gained such a distinct advantage. Had he been holding back before? Probably, but still…he responded so quickly to Pikachu's attacks. As if he knew what was going to…
A light bulb came on within Trunks' mind! "Of course, duh!" he said, slapping himself. "It's Ash!"
"What's Ash got to do with it?" Max asked, obviouslynot understanding (as the author has hopefully been able to make clear) the point.
"When Ash tells Pikachu what attack to use!" Max was at a blank. "Oh for the love of-look, if you know somebody's about to, say…take your lunch money. What would you do?"
"Go tell somebody, I guess…" Max answered.
"Now, what would happen if you didn't know your lunch money was going to be taken?"
"Well, they'd catch me off guard and I'd loose it." Max answered matter-of-factly.
"Well, if Ash is shouting the attacks, and my dad can hear him, and he knows what's going to happen, what does that mean…?"
"Uhh…that your dad has good hearing?"
CRASH!
Trunks did an anime-style faint.
"What? That's not it?" Max asked.
"GAAAH!!! NO, OF COURSE NOT! DON'T YOU GET IT!?" Trunks screeched. "IF MY DAD KNOWS THAT PIKACHU'S GOING TO ATTACK, HE CAN PREPARE FOR IT AND COUNTER THE ATTACK!!! ASH NEEDS TO STOP GIVING PIKACHU COMMANDS!!!"
"Ohhh…I get it know!" Max said, finally realizing what Trunks meant. "So…should I go tell Ash?"
"YES!!!! GO TELL ASH!!!" Trunks screamed. As Max ran off, Trunks started cursing under his breath about the Japanese person who made Poke'mon and wishing he made the characters smarter.
"PIKACHU, USE QUICK ATTACK AGAIN!" Ash shouted. Pikachu performed the mentioned move, and Vegeta again dodged it using hyper-speed to disappear; only to reappear and punch, kick, or blast Pikachu a couple of yards away from him. As Pikachu once again crashed onto the oh-so-familiar dirt, Vegeta hovered confidently above the poor creature.
"Hahahaha! What's the matter, not as easy as you thought it would be?" Vegeta asked arrogantly. Pikachu stood once more and glared at the Sayain. Sparks flew, literally, as Pikachu stared at the golden-haired lunatic before him.
'What's going on?' Ash asked himself mentally. 'Everything we throw at him, he just dodges or reflects. What are we going to do…?'
"Ash!" Max's cry brought the young trainer away from his thoughts.
"What is it Max?" Ash asked the panting young boy.
"You've…-pant-…got…-pant-…to stop giving…-pant-…commands to Pikachu!" Ash clearly looked confused.
"What? Why?" Ash asked.
Max caught his breath and explained. "When you yell out the commands to Pikachu, it gives the other guy an advantage because he knows what's going to happen! That's why he's dodging all of Pikachu's attacks so easily!"
"What!? But, Pikachu can't fight him alone!" Ash protested.
"Ash…it's the only way!" Max cried. "Trunks said so, and he knows Vegeta better than any of us!"
"No, I won't-" but Ash didn't finish his sentence. A bright yellow glow illuminated the entire area. The young trainer turned around to see Vegeta up in the air, his arms stuck out and charging energy. He was going to do the Final Flash!
Meanwhile, Pikachu stared up at the Sayain, almost petrified with fear. It was badly injured, so it couldn't run away. There was no escape!
"Pikachu, NO!" Ash cried.
"THIS IS THE END!" Vegeta cried, placing the two separate energy balls into one, giant, lethal ball. "FINAL FLASH!!!" The attacked was launched, and everyone soon realized that the blast would be enough to kill everyone! (Except Trunks of course)
"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!" Brock yelled. Everyone ducked and braced themselves for their imminent doom. Ash closed his eyes as he waited what he expected to be a quick, but painful death. Pikachu stood there, eyes wide as it tried to find a way to stop the blast from happening.
Time seemed to slow down as the bright, yellow blast approached the hapless citizens of Pallet Town. Everyone, although from a much greater distance, had been watching the fight between the crazed maniacal Sayain and the little Pikachu. Everyone watched as the beam made its way from high above the earth towards the tiny rodent below. Men, women, and their children all huddled together as they awaited the end of…well…everything!
And Vegeta didn't even give two flying ducks!
Point is everything was going to be obliterated (Again, except for Trunks, who could withstand the blast) and Pikachu could do nothing but stare at the bright yellow oblivion coming toward it.
Nothing…
Everyone waited.
…still nothing…
Trunks braved a peek, but could not believe what he saw! The energy blast was still there, but Pikachu was usingThunderbolt to repel it!
"Pikachu!" Trunks shouted. "Hang in there!"
The small rodent was too busy blasting away with its attack to hear what it was Trunks was saying. Pikachu barely was able to keep the blast from hitting, and thus causing a doomsday-like explosion.
"Pi…kaa!" Pikachu groaned as it intensified its attack slightly, straining to keep back the golden-colored doom. Meanwhile, Vegeta, up in the air, was intensifying his own attack to overpower Pikachu.
"No…rodent...is going…to beat…me!" Vegeta groaned, adding on to his attack.
"Pika…chu…pika!" (Can't…give…up!) grunted Pikachu as it struggled to keep up its own attack. The two powers continued to clash, lighting up the sky with a golden glow as an occasional bolt or two of electricity would dance through the air. If it weren't for the fact that everyone's' lives depended on a small, yellow rodent; it would have been fricking awesome to watch…
The two kept at it, one occasionally adding on to the power of the attack to try to overpower the other. Finally, Trunks began to notice that Pikachu's attack was starting to weaken. Soon, everyone else noticed too. Slowly, but steadily, Pikachu was loosing power.
"Pikachu, don't give up!" Ash shouted.
"You can do it!" Trunks cried.
"C'mon Pikachu!" Max yelled.
"Show that guy who's boss!" May encouraged.
"DO IT, OR ELSE I'LL NEVER FIND MY TRUE LOVE!" Brock sobbed. Everyone turned for a moment to look at Brock. "…what!? It's true!" Brock cried, raising his hands. Everyone just shook their heads.
Pikachu continued to struggle, his power draining with each moment. However, Vegeta had power to spare, and was starting to pour more of it into his attack. The beam started to push against the electrical-bolt of energy, which slowly was making its way towards the ground.
"Pi…ka…chuuuu!" (Will not…give…up!) Pikachu grunted. Either way, the beam was still coming closer to Pikachu. He couldn't hold out much longer…
…and Vegeta knew it too! "HAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW DOES IT FEEL, RODENT!?" Vegeta roared with near-sadistic glee. Vegeta had truly gone over the edge. Something about this place just drove him to insanity at that moment. Like a dam that kept all his anger and frustration from pouring out on the hapless citizens of this world. Slowly, it built up. It started out small, but gained size and intensity as the dam kept its contents from passing outward. Higher and higher the waters of Vegeta's anger rose, until the dam could hold no more! Now, it was unleashed on the yellow fur-ball bellow. This was it; he was going to redeem himself, and show the idiots of this world what kind of trouble you could stir up when you messed with a Sayain!
"THIS IS THE END!" Vegeta roared. Everyone in the entire town froze in fear. Vegeta was going to do it; he was going to destroy Pikachu!
And nobody could lift a finger to stop him!
A/N: Hooray! Chapter seven done! Ooh, it ended on a cliffhanger too! (Roars with maniacal laughter) Anyway, sorry I didn't get this done sooner! Mid-Terms are coming up in school, so I've been busy. Next chapter is probably not going to come out until after Christmas. So, since some of you might not hear from me before then, I'll go ahead and say it:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Read and Review, please! Oh, don't forget to check back for the next exciting chapter of Vegeta's Worst Nightmare: The Return of Pikachu!Seeya!
