-BREIF CATCH UP-
I feel stares of the Yagami men driving into me, both curious and threatening. Finally I get a response. "You can talk to the one who's name begins with N." he said. Ok, this is going to be a lot more difficult with Near, but I have to try. I waited for a moment, until a calm and emotionless voice came from the end of the line. "Hello?"
-ONTO THE STORY-
I decided to bide my time until I had figured out what to do next. "Hi" I replied to Near, inwardly fan-girling. (I think he's cute, ok?) "It's Rabbit here!" I smiled cheerfully. "Hello Rabbit" came the monotone reply. "What would you be calling for?" I halted, thinking. After a brief moment I replied "Parlez-vous Français?" Do you speak French? After a pause he said "Oui" Yes. Good. Raito has a confused expression on his face, so I'm hoping that he can't speak French, or at least isn't fluent. "Puis-je vous aider?" Can I help you? I heard through the phone. "Je ne sais pas" I don't know, I replied. Ok, I knew that Raito had Sochirio's gun, all I had to do was disarm him, then I had the upper hand. When I was at the station on my way to the Yagami household I memorized the timetable. It would take approximately 2 minutes to get to the train station. I kept an eye on the clocks as I went through the train times and waited for a chance to strike, using my phone call as cover.
"D'où venez-vous?" asked Near. Where are you from. I guessed that he'd probably been told to get as much information out of this strange caller from Japan as possible. "Je suis de l'Angleterre" I am from England, I murmured. "Quel age as-tu" how old are you? He interrogated. "J'ai 15 ans" I am 15 I replied. Sochirio turned to Raito, " See if you can find something to translate online" he said. "Où vivez-vous?" Where do you live? He questioned. I saw my chance and took it. Pardon! Il faut que je parte! Passe le bonjour à Matt et chocolat de ma part!" (Sorry! I have to go! Say hi to Matt and chocolate for me!-(note: sorry if my French is wrong :/)) I rushed. "They want to speak to you" I said to Sochirio, standing and passing the phone over to him. I then jumped at Raito, grabbing the gun and round house kicking him in the face. He was flung back and I took the weapon and ran headfirst through Sachiko and Sayu who let out a delayed gasp. I ran straight at the kitchen window, left side first in order to smash it.
And nothing happened.
It was bulletproof. It was locked. I felt slightly dazed. I spun round. Shit, I was cornered. Sochirio began speaking to Near on the phone. "Hello there, who is this?" Crap, I had to get him off that phone but the other 3 were in my way. I wielded the gun, pointing it at Raito's chest. "Move" I commanded, indicating with my head towards the corner on my right, furthest from the door. He complied. I nodded at Sachiko and Sayu. "You too" and soon the 3 of them were there, either scared or highly pissed off. I skimmed along the wall and grabbed the phone from Sochirios' hand, throwing it to the ground and shooting it repeatedly. He reached towards his second gun in his other holster and grabbed it, so I kicked it out of his hand and across the room. Aiming my weapon at Mr Yagami I backed out of the house, then turned around and started running.
I'd run for quite a while and thought I had lost them, until I saw a car race past me and pull up infront, blocking my path. I saw father and son through the window and up ahead spied the train station with the large silver boxes that I so longed to escape in parked up at the platform. I had to get to the station before the train left, and the Yagami men were blocking my path. Rather than running around the car or turning away I ran head on into it, leaping at the last second so that I landed on the car with a thump, then propelling myself over the rest of the roof with my hand, pushing myself over to the other side. I took off at a sprint, eyeing a high wall that separated the platform from the pavement and doubting my chances of making it over. Gun shots rang out from behind me at the same time as the train pulled away and sped off into the distance. I stopped abruptly, cursing as I turned to face the officer and son with my hands above my head, gun discarded on the floor. They roughly restrained me and I was arrested for the third time that day.
They forced me into the back of their car with little protest, and I sat in silence as they began to drive away. I expected them to return the way we came, so was a little confused when they took a sharp right at a main street and drove away from their house. "Where are we going?" I asked with a defeated expression. "To the police station" came Raito's angered reply. I sighed deeply. I twisted myself round on the seat, un -clipping my seat belt. We were driving at about 35 mph. Raito turned back around. "What are you doing?" he threatened. "See ya!" I replied, flipping the door open with my thumb and throwing myself out before he could reply.
~WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MENTIONS OF UNCONVENTIONAL ANIMAL LASAGNA~
Author ~ Chan: Ta Daaa! That took ages to get right!
Sochirio: Please stop threatening the lives of my family.
Author ~ Chan: Awww, but that's no fun! *Pouts* it's more entertaining to make Raito pre-pay for his evilness, isn't it Raito!
Raito: No.
Author ~ Chan: Well it is for me! MWAHAHAH!
L:…. 7 percent…
Ryuk: Yo Author ~ Chan, sup?
Author ~ Chan: Not much really, just reprimanding ickle wickle Raito over there
Raito: Hey! And who are you talking to?
L: ….talking to self… hmmm… 8 percent….
Ryuk: Who's Raito?
Author ~ Chan: OH NO YOU GUYS HAVEN'T MET YET HAVE YOU!?
Ryuk: Nope
Raito: Who the hell are you yelling at aND WHY IS THAT APPLE FLOATING!?
Author ~ Chan: Meh, you'll see soon enough. Oh yes,
Disclaimer: I don't own the French language. *waves white flag in surrender*. Oh, also I don't own the English language! Or the white flag.
Raito: Who does own the white flag?
L:… that's my shirt…
Author ~ Chan: Wait, L IS HALF NAKED!? *Zooms in with high tech spy binoculars on the geniuses' glorious pale half-nude body* Holy moly macaroni makeshift raft and Mark the pony * nose bleeds* WAAAH! *falls out of stalker tree*
Raito: Uh…?
Rabbit: HA HA! Author ~ Chan is so clumsy!
Author ~ Chan: Shut up or I'll hit you with Mark the pony!
Mark the pony: Neigh! (Hey)
Author ~ Chan: Shush you
Mark the pony: *snorts*
Disclaimer: Mark the pony is not owned by me. Or you. Or anybody. Mark the pony is in fact free. Free to run through fields of green in a land of prosperity and youth. Free to travel the world, away from the paddock, to run, wild and free with swindling foreigners and try exotic foods from all over the globe! Mark is no longer a pony, He is a god from a far off land! He is immortal! He is-
Mark the pony: *Gets carted off to a Findus microwaveable easy meal factory*
Miss Blonde Yagami Lover: Oh no pony, don't get turned into Lasagna! Don't worry, Misa ~ Misa is going vegetarian so I won't eat you!...Oh Author ~ Chan, thank you so much for changing my name! I love it! Yes, I am Yagami Lover!
Author ~ Chan: I meant it as an insult, sheesh
Disclaimer: Author~ Chan does not own Findus microwaveable easy meal factories of any kind. She also does not own Vegetarianism. Or Lasagna. Or Mark the pony, He is owned by an overweight drunkard called Craig, who she also does not own. As for her stalker tree, she does in reality own it but it recently just lost a few leaves and she is currently trying to sue her insurance company for "Faulty Shrubbery"
