This episode was inspired by the movie Rugrats in Paris. Just FYI.
Awesomestar: Sky, can you PLEASE tell us why we're here in our PJs?!
Deadlox: Yeah, I need to sleep or else I have to turn up my music really loud just to stay awake.
-Awesomestar, Deadlox, Jason, Ssundee and Dawn stand in the meeting room in front of Sky, all in their PJs.-
Sky: It's really important.
Awesomestar: You know we can't take you seriously when you're wearing butter PJ bottoms!
-Rolling his eyes, Sky pulls down his pants to reveal butter boxers.-
Sky: There. Anyways, I got an urgent call from Picaris about a ride we designed for Picarosaurland breaking down. They want all of us there as soon as possible!
Awesomestar: When did you get this call?
Sky: about 5 minutes ago. So we are going to Picaris!
Awesomestar: Can I bring some MineClan cats? Zappaw, Slenderpaw, and Lunarpaw?
Sky: sure, but they have to ride cargo, like you do.
Awesomestar: I'm riding with the luggage?!
Sky: Tickets to Picaris aren't cheap! Go pack your bags so we can get our passports.
-Everyone dashes off, Awesomestar grumbling about being marked as luggage. We see Awesomestar in the entrance of the Mineshaft, talking to three cats. Zappaw, a golden tom with black patches, Slenderpaw, a tall, white tom with black eyes and black marks that looked like a suit, and Lunarpaw, another she-cat with silver fur and darker gray spots.-
Awesomestar: Alright, you guys are coming with me to Picaris as part of your training. Remember to obey my orders because if you get lost, I'm not searching for you. If you get left behind anywhere, the airport, the hotel, etc, I'm not coming back for you. Understood?
Zappaw: Yes, Awesomestar! I'm really glad I get to go!
Slenderpaw: Suck up.
Awesomestar: You two were the same way when you were younger apprentices like Zappaw. You guys are riding as luggage, so get in the kitty carrier.
-The three apprentices complain as they walk into the carrier. Awesomestar changes back into a human and brings them to Deadlox's car. Deadlox walks over to greet them.-
Deadlox: Hey Awesomestar, are these the cats you're bringing?
Awesomestar: No, they're game systems. Yes they're the cats I'm bringing! Their names are Zappaw, Slenderpaw, and Lunarpaw.
Lunarpaw: You must be Deadlox. Nice to meet you!
Deadlox: I've put our bags in already, these guys can ride in the back.
Awesomestar: Alright! That means I get shotgun!
-Awesomestar puts the cats in the backseat then jumps into the passenger seat next to Ty.-
Deadlox: Remember, driver picks the music-
Awesomestar: Shotgun shuts their cakehole. I know this Deady.
Deadlox: Call me Deady again and you're walking, Starry.
Awesomestar: Fuck you Ty. You're a dick.
Deadlox: I learned from my best friend, she-cat.
-Awesomestar sulks as Deadlox drives to the airport, where their friends are waiting.-
Sky: Great news! Awesomestar doesn't have to ride luggage! Though someone needs to sit next to her on the plane.
Ssundee: I can't believe we're going to Picaris! The City of Glowstone!
Dawn: Not to mention the city of love! Right Sky?
Sky: What? Sorry Dawn, I wasn't paying attention.
Dawn: You almost never do...
Awesomestar: Dawn, we're not going to Picaris because of love, we're going because the dinosaur attraction for Picarosaurland we designed malfunctioned and we need to repair it as soon as we can!
Jason: Big words for someone who didn't graduate high school.
Awesomestar: Shut the duck up!
Ssundee: Don't you mean fuck?
Awesomestar: No, that duck over there, it's driving me crazy!
Deadlox: Alright then, now we need to go through security, better take off your suit Jason.
Jason: I know, take off your headphones Deadlox, and get rid of your TNT sword Awesome.
Awesomestar: I left it with Seto, I won't need it.
Sky: I hate security, I always have to give up my butter!
-After what seems like forever, our heroes make it through security, and are now waiting for their flight.-
Sky: What do you think went wrong with our dinosaur?
Jason: The fact that it's named Buddersaur.
Ssundee: The fact that it's made out of pure butter.
Awesomestar: Yeah, Sky, butter isn't the most durable of ores.
Sky: Lay off my case! Maybe we should have made it out of iron or something...
Awesomestar: Well, too late for that. We can't think about solutions until we know the issue.
Jason: For once in her nine lives, AS is right. Look, our flight's boarding.
-After a while, Sky and his friends are seated in first class. Sky was seated next to Dawn, bored out of his mind while his wife was reading.-
Sky: Daaawwwnnn. Dawn. Dawn!
Dawn: What Sky? I'm reading!
Sky: I'm bored!
Dawn: Did you bring a book?
Sky: Dawn, I don't read. You know that.
Dawn: Well you could watch the movie they're playing, but you didn't rent the headphones!
Sky: Can you ask Ty if I can use his?
Dawn: Ty's sleeping and you know he hates it when people take his headphones!
Sky: Is Awesomestar awake?
Dawn: No, she's in her cat form, guess she wanted more room.
Awesomestar: I wanted what now?
Sky: I thought you were sleeping!
Awesomestar: Cats are light sleepers. Take my headphones, I can't wear them anyway.
Sky: Thanks AS!
Awesomestar: You can thank me by letting me sleep!
-Dawn breaks in the sky and everyone is awake. Dawn herself is reading her book, close to it's end. Sky is watching the movies the flight has to offer, Awesomestar and Deadlox are arguing over superheroes, Jason is fiddling with something on his suit, and Ssundee is deep in thought.-
Awesomestar: Okay, so say that this guy isn't entirely useless above water, any other hero could crush him like a bug!
Deadlox: He's not useless!
Awesomestar: Really? Oh look! The city bank is being robbed! 'Sorry, it isn't underwater, I can't help.'
Deadlox: He could still-
Attendant: Excuse me, we are getting complains of noise coming from this area, could you please quiet down?
Awesomestar: Okay, we will.
Attendant: Also, the girl is right, that hero is useless above the water.
Awesomestar: Told you!
Deadlox: Damn.
Sky: Shut up you two! I can't hear the movie!
Jason: What are you thinking about Ssundee?
Ssundee: About my first wife.
Awesomestar: Dude I thought you were over her!
Ssundee: I am! I just miss her sometimes. Did I make the right choice?
Dawn: We're going to the city of romance, maybe you'll find someone here!
Deadlox: -sarcastically- And maybe Awesomestar will stop stealing my headphones.
-Deadlox pauses when he sees everyone glaring at him.-
Deadlox: What? What did I do?
Awesomestar: Just stuff it Deady.
-Everybody sits in silence for a while. Not sure if they should say anything.-
Sky: Listen everyone, we're here to fix Buttersaur, and enjoy ourselves! After our Dino is good to go, Awesomestar can train those apprentices, Dawn and I can go out, Deadlox and Jason can do... Something, and Ssundee can go find the girl of his dreams!
Awesomestar: Sounds good to me.
Ssundee: Why did you bring those apprentices anyway? What do you need to train them in?
Awesomestar: English. Every MineClan apprentice needs to be able to speak cat-tounge, the cat language, and english fluently before becoming a warrior.
Jason: So they can speak to Minecrafters if they need to?
Awesomestar: Yep! Look! We're about to land!
-Everyone looks as their plane circles over Picaris. They land, grab their stuff and wait.-
Zappaw: That was really uncomfortable.
Slenderpaw: Yeah! There was a huge dog back there and it wouldn't stop barking at us!
Awesomestar: No dog is going to get you. Not while I'm alive. Let me get you guys out of there.
-Awesomestar unlocks the latch on the carrier, then changes into cat form while the three cats walk out.-
Zappaw: I am not looking forward to the ride back. My legs are killing me from crouching. Can I just ride in someone's bag?
Dawn: You guys can ride in my backpack.
Awesomestar: So now what?
Sky: We're being picked up by that guy over there.
-The group walks over to the French Minecrafter. Perched on his shoulder is a black and white tom with blue eyes. The cat wears a light blue collar with a yin yang pendant on it. The tom leaps off the man's shoulder and crosses to Awesomestar, speaking to her in cat-tounge.-
Yin-Yang: Hello, welcome to Picaris, my name is Yin-Yang, I belong to the owner of Picarosaurland, Madame Lauren Fanarone.
Awesomestar: My name is Awesomestar, leader of MineClan, pleased to meet you.
Yin-Yang: I've heard so many rumors about you and your exploits, could you confirm or deny these for me?
Awesomestar: Rumors, eh? I'd be glad to!
-The group is lead to their transport, a limousine and are ushered inside. Yin-Yang sits by Awesomestar, hanging on to her every word.-
Awesomestar: So that's why I can speak to these Minecrafters. Parlevou France?*
*Can you speak French?*
Yin-Yang: Oui Oui
*Yes*
Awesomestar: Can you speak English too?
Yin-Yang: But of course! Would you be more comfortable if we spoke that language?
Awesomestar: A little bit, do you mind?
-Yin-Yang jumps into speaking English, Awesomestar following suit. They ignore the startled looks from Awesomestar's friends when they speak.-
Awesomestar: I haven't introduced you to my friends have I? This is Sky, Dawn, Deadlox, Jason, and Ssundee. Guys, this is Yin-Yang, he belongs to the owner of Picarosaurland.
Yin-Yang: I'm pleased to meet you all, as Awesomestar just told you, my name is Yin-Yang. My owner taught me to speak english for, in her words: "To attract children" to the park. After all, everyone loves a talking cat.
Sky: Wow, that's amazing and sad at the same time. Where are we going?
Yin-Yang: To your hotel room. Then I will escort Sky and anyone else who wants to come to meet the owner of the park, Madam Lauren Fanarone, about that attraction the broke.
-By this time, the limo had stopped at the hotel, a large fancy building that made the Sky Army base look like a Lego house and the majesty of the carefully carved tunnels of MineClan look like a 1st grader's art project. Yin-Yang led them to their large room. Once there, Zappaw, Slenderpaw, and Lunarpaw crawled out of Dawn's backpack.-
Yin-Yang: MineClan cats I assume? My name is Yin-Yang.
Slenderpaw: Nice to meet you Yin-Yang! My name is Slenderpaw!
Zappaw: I'm Zappaw.
Lunarpaw: And I'm Lunarpaw! We're MineClan apprentices! Though Slenderpaw and I are older than Zappaw.
Yin-Yang: So who will be accompanying Sky to meet my boss?
Ssundee: I'll go.
Awesomestar: I'll go too, but Slenderpaw, Zappaw, and Lunarpaw are staying in the hotel.
Lunarpaw: But Awesomestar-
Awesomestar: No buts! You will stay here until I get back. If I find out you left, you will NEVER get your warrior names!
Zappaw: We'll stay put Awesomestar!
-Awesomestar changes into human form and leaves with Sky and Ssundee, unaware that Deadlox, Jason, and Dawn have fallen asleep.-
Slenderpaw: Alright let's go!
Zappaw: But Awesomestar said that we can't leave! She'll be really mad!
Lunarpaw: What our leader doesn't know can't hurt her.
Slenderpaw: Stay here if you want Goody-two-shoespaw, but Lunarpaw and I are going on an adventure!
Zappaw: Fine! I'll come, but we better not get caught!
Lunarpaw: Don't worry, we'll go out, ride a few rides, prank some people, then we'll come back and Awesomestar will never know!
Zappaw: I hope for my future as a warrior you're right...
