Hello this is Nataeia. I know I have absolutely nothing to do with this story, but my dear sweet little brother managed to be stupid and fall off one of the big ass trees in our back yard. We just went to the doctors this morning, and discovered he had a fractured spine. If anyone has talked to him in the last couple of days he probably sounded really weird because he was in an immense amount of pain. So, the whole point of this tirade is, this story probably won't be updated for a while cause he is either feeling like crap cause he's in pain, or completely out of it because of his meds. He is on Vikoden. Heheh funny story…
Our sister Nicci took us to the doctor to see what the heck was wrong with him, and on the way back (Right after he got on the medication) he grabbed her huge (and ugly) movie star glasses and her scarf (it was ugly) and said, "These are so FAB!" It was hilarious. It was pretty funny when he fell out of the tree too!
So he got all the way to the top of a like 12 foot aspen and with out thinking raised his hands in victory… which of course made him let go of the tree… and then he fell… BUT on the way down he slammed into a branch in the middle of his back, which caused him to spin around. Then he, like, I don't know how to describe it, did this cool spiny thing and landed on his hands and knees! It was awesome. Except he thought he was fine and didn't say anything about pain until yesterday night when we were wrestling and I pinned him.
Heh, here are some random and amusing drug induced quotes to tide you over until he can write again.
Me- "are you cold?"
Tony-"OKEI DOOOKIE!"
(He NEVER says okei dokie…ever)
Nicci, our sister is a drama queen. She prides herself in being fashionable, and she wears everything that is in. Besides that, everyone knows you never tell a girl if that dress makes her look fat.
"Tony, isn't this skirt amazing!?"
Tony- "Maaaaeeebe on its own… but not on you..."
Ok it was a really weird story he was going off on, about a sailor trapped in a submarine, and he kept sending out messages for more potato chips, and I asked,
"OK if he can send out messages, why doesn't he just call for help?"
"Because he likes POTATOES!!"
Ok, and that is all of the funny stories that I have for now… but ya…Wish him a quick recovery!
