From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 15, 2003 at 1:30 a.m.
Subject: Pagan Gods?
Attached: chickseamonster1 . jpg
Hey. What do you know about pagan gods? Weird sh-t is happening around here. Not having much luck with the books. Did find this, though. It's no Busty Asian Beauty, but there's some definite skin involved.
Faith
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 16, 2003 at 12:15 p.m.
Subject: Re: Pagan Gods
Damn, girl. Where did you find that creepy-ass picture? I've never gone up against a pagan god. Word is they can be pretty nasty. Take care of yourself.
Dean
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 16, 2003 at 12:30 p.m.
Subject: Occult Woodcuts
Thanks. Stayed up all night reading through old books. Eyes are blurry. Feels worse than a hangover. Still don't know what the Big Bad is. Only conclusion I came to is that whoever compiled this lore crap hired a seriously whacked-out illustrator. That thing I sent you? Barely the tip of the Titanic iceberg.
Faith
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 15, 2003 at 12:35 p.m.
Subject: You Sound Tired
Isn't there a whole squad of you guys? Farm the research out and get some sleep.
Dean
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 16, 2003 at 12:40 p.m.
Subject: Look at Thisssssss
Attached: nakeddemonything2 . jpg
Check thisssss out. Why do books always show naked monsters? I like never fight naked monsters. Do you hunt naked monsters? I want to fight naked monsters.
Faith
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 16, 2003 at 12:45 p.m.
Subject: Get Offline and Go to Bed.
See subject.
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 16, 2003 at 12:50 p.m.
Subject: This Means War
Don't tell me what to do. See subject line. I challenge you to a battle of occult woodcuts. Whoever can find the worst one before Halloween wins. You're already two down, pretty boy. Better get to work.
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 16, 2003 at 1:00 p.m.
Subject: You're On
Attached: ladansedesabbat . jpg
Just . . . try not to get anyone killed?
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 16, 2003 at 1:05 p.m.
Subject: Awwwww
Is the big bad hunter concerned about the wittle bittle Slayer?
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 16, 2003 at 1:10 p.m.
Subject: You're Losing It
And, no.
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 16, 2003 at 1:15 p.m.
Subject: Good Night
Andrew called. Someone else got a hit. We're going after the thing tonight. Guess I can sleep now?
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 16, 2003 at 1:20 p.m.
Subject: Re: Good Night
Good luck. Be careful out there.
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 23, 2003 at 11:00 p.m.
Subject: Prepare to be Beaten
Attached: wereattackcranach . jpg
This is why I don't like werewolves. How'd it go with your pagan god?
Dean
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 25, 2003 at 10:22 a.m.
Subject: Sorry About Delay
Nice one. Turns out it wasn't a pagan god after all but some kind of water spirit come out of Lake Erie. The damn thing liked to drag its victims back into the water – and guess who ended up playing bait? Long story short, I've been sleeping and blowing my nose for about a week straight – and I'm still shivering.
Faith
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 25, 2003 at 9:45 p.m.
Subject: Impale Anyone Lately?
Attached: therealvladtepes . jpg
That blows. Lake spirits are the worst. You ok now? I'm following up on some disappearances in Connecticut. Parking here is a bitch.
Dean
P.S. Is this Vlad guy the actual Dracula?
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 25, 2003 at 10:00 p.m.
Subject: Re: Impale Anyone Lately?
I'll have to look that one up. Never met Dracula. I'm good, except for the shivering. Spend a lot of my time heating blankets in the dryer.
Faith
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 25, 2003 at 10:02 p.m.
Subject: Re: Re: Impale Anyone Lately?
Want me to come over there and warm you up?
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 25, 2003, at 10:05 p.m.
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Impale Anyone Lately?
Come right on over. I'll be waiting. That is – if you can leave your disappearances unsolved.
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 25, 2003 at 10:10 p.m.
Subject: Dammit
Can't. Raincheck?
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 25, 2003 at 10:15 p.m.
Subject: Re: Dammit
:( Sorry. One time offer.
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 25, 2003, at 10:20 p.m.
Subject: Well...
Guess I'll just have to change your mind, then.
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 25, 2003, at 10:25 p.m.
Subject: Hit me with your best shot
See what I did there?
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 25, 2003, at 10:30 p.m.
Subject: You Suck
I'm trying to save people here.
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 25, 2003, at 10:35 p.m.
Subject: Re: You Suck
Sorry, can't hear you. Too busy wrapping myself in a giant blanket straight out of the dryer.
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 25, 2003, at 10:45 p.m.
Subject: Enough
Last time I ever try to be nice to you.
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 25, 2003 at 10:50 p.m.
Subject: That's Okay
Bad boys are more my type.
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 25, 2003 at 10:55 p.m.
Subject: Stop it.
See subject line.
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From: FyreCracker5x5
To: ZepHead_79
Date: October 25, 2003, at 11:00 p.m.
Subject: Good Night
If you say so. Good night, Dean.
P.S. Sweet dreams, cowboy.
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From: ZepHead_79
To: FyreCracker5x5
Date: October 25, 2003, at 11:05 p.m.
Subject: Re: Good Night
Sometimes, I kinda hate you.
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