Criminal Love – Chapter 7 =You 're...
Criminal love.
"You're...A produce seller..." Itachi casually turned to the crowd again.
"I see... a produce seller." Kirei rubbed her chin in deep thought, and then suddenly gasped.
"Hey wait a minute!" She waved her arms around.
"I already am a produce seller!" She screamed.
"Selling apples to passer bys..." Itachi casually mumbled on.
"Of course YOU SAW ME YESTERDAY!"
"Calling out 'apples! Apples!' all day" Kirei flung her arms around frantically, almost at hyper speed, yelling non-understandable words.
"...In front of your family's shop" Kirei stopped and dangled her arms down.
"Wait! Family shop?" Itachi remained silent for a while watching the people walk by.
"Hmph...you really don't remember..."
"...no..."
"...Heh something's never change"
"W-What?" Itachi faced back to her.
"Do you have any food?"
"So quick to change the subject! No, not on me" He gave a small smile.
"If you feed me I might tell you more" Kirei sighed, thinking, then stubbornly defeated, faced to the side.
"Hnn...Alright. Follow me."
Kirei unlocked the door to her small apartment with Itachi standing behind her; she entered the room with Itachi beginning to follow.
"Stay here" Itachi stopped and watched her shut the door; his stomach growled awkwardly loudly, Itachi blushed a bit, shuffling in his spot a bit.
Kirei reappeared from the apartment handing a steaming bun wrapped slightly in paper to him.
"Here" Itachi took the bun and smirked.
"My, my, you must be either very curious or idiotic to show a man who's been following you around all day to your house" Kirei stared at him in silence, gaping.
"Wha-whu-a-wha! Th-this isn't my house!" She flailed around attempting to block the door from sight. Itachi munched on the bun, chuckling. Kirei calmed down and watched him scarf down the small bun.
"Alright I fed you, tell me more" Itachi crumpled the paper remains and looked at her square in the face, with a sarcastic like expression.
"You think a bun is enough to feed me?" Kirei hunched up, small veins popped at the top of her forehead, screaming.
"DO I NEED TO COOK YOU A THREE COURSE MEAL!" Itachi dramatically looked off into the distance, off to the side.
"You're just like your father you know..." Kirei bit her lip, concerning look draped on her face.
Itachi placed the chop sticks down next to the empty plate and half a cup of water, Kirei stared at Itachi from the other side of the table. Itachi looked back at her from his seat.
"You're quite the cook Kirei." She folded her arms and sternly glared at him.
"Well are you going to sit there or are you going to tell me more?" Itachi leaned back on the small wooden chair, taking a tooth pick to his lips, while lifting his legs to the table top relaxingly.
"I said 'might' didn't I?" Kirei clenched her fists down by her sides, tensing up her shoulders as blazing realistically imaginary flames ignited behind her. Itachi sat at the far end of the room relaxed with his feet up.
"There you go again, just like your dad." Kirei burst out, clenching her fist near her chest and threw them to her sides.
"No! That's it! I've had enough of you! No more 'little hints' you either tell me everything now or leave!" Itachi shifted a bit so that he faced her more.
"Tsk, you'll annoy your neighbours"
"You know if I leave, you'll never know about yourself" Kirei gasped for air, glaring straight back at him.
"My, used up your energy did you? No need to glare, I'll tell everything in due time" Kirei burst out again.
"How do I even know you're the real thing? For all I can tell, you're a fucking stalker!"
"All that means to me is that you still don't remember a thing"
"What do I have to do to get you to talk?"
"Dessert sounds nice" Low flames grew out in the imaginary distance as Kirei growled. Her fist clenched as she lifted her arm up high.
"Here!" She threw the thing at ultra fast speed at Itachi like a fast bullet, Itachi sat comfortably by, then in a swift movement Itachi lifted his fist up and clenched it, catching his 'dessert' and shifting his pose into a sitting position in a moment. Kirei gasped.
"Wha?" Itachi looked at his palm, a measly little candy sat lonely on it. He looked up at Kirei with a questioning look.
"You call this dessert?" Kirei hissed and shook violently.
"YOU ALREADY ATE ALL OF MY FOOD!" Itachi twisted the candy's wrapping.
"To think some people don't like you" Kirei continued to hiss as Itachi munched on the sweet.
"People do like me! How would end up with a boyfriend if they didn't?" Itachi sat up, staring at Kirei.
"Boyfriend?" Kirei huffed, folding her arms, leaning on the kitchens counter.
"Yes, boyfriend, why do you care?" Itachi got up and started walking to the door.
"I don't, well, see you tomorrow..." Kirei watched him walk down the small hall to her front door.
"What do you mean 'see you tomorrow?'" Itachi never stopped and continued out the door, Kirei stared at the wall for a while before realising.
"Hey wait...He ate all my food, and STILL didn't tell me anything!" Itachi stood in front of Kirei's door listening to her rant.
Itachi sat on a roof of the surrounding buildings at the plaza, looking out over the stalls, more importantly-Kirei, with another man, laughing! Itachi glared at the two before shifting away.
"So you like cops do you?" Kirei and the man surprised faced the front end of the stall where Itachi sat picking at the samples.
"You!" Kirei cried as the man stared at him then addressed his girlfriend.
"You know him?" He nodded his head to Itachi's direction, swishing his blonde locks.
"Um, kind of..." Itachi aloofly continued to munch away.
"He's that stalker guy who ate all my food"
"Oh, so this is the guy..." The man smirked, holding his hands on his hips, showing as much of his police uniform as possible.
"Alright punk, you're coming with me, 'cause I'm Tamaki the best cop around!" Itachi looked up from the plate of apples cubes on a toothpick, still shading his eyes and face form view.
"Never heard of you" Tamaki gasped staring at the man before giving an over exaggerated-
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" Tamaki waved his arms around in a panic.
"Yo-you must have heard f me!"
"Nope"
"My captures of dangerous-"
"Nope"
"My achievements in-"
"No." Tamaki leaned on over Itachi whispering harshly.
"Come on man, there's a hot girl on the line here" Itachi sharply glared at him as he stood tall swiping his wispy locks with the flick of his hand.
"Oh, I get it; you must not e from around here...no wonder ha ha ha ha"
"Kirei, how long have you been dating this guy?" Kirei looked at Itachi before doing a big grin.
"A few weeks now."
"A few weeks huh..." Tamaki finished his 'whole hearty' laugh and cleared his throat.
"Well so anyway you'll be coming with me" Itachi unchanged remained at his seat.
"Hmmm?"
"For being a stalker"
"That's not illegal"
"For...threats"
"What threats?"
"For...thievery"
"I'm paying her back..."
"For-for...for being a shady guy!" Itachi looked up from the empty plate at Tamaki.
"So are you going to arrest trees as well?" Tamaki glared at Itachi.
"Alright that's it! What's your name fucker!"
"Now why would I do such a stupid thing as to give you my name?" Tamaki slammed his hand on the counter.
"Well if you're not going to tell me..." He quickly turned to Kirei startling her a bit.
"Kirei! What's his name?" Kirei stared at Tamaki then Itachi and back to Tamaki with a concerned face.
"Um...I don't know" Tamaki turned to her quickly with an incredulous face, holding up his hands wriggling is fingers frustratingly.
"Wha-what do you mean you DON'T know!"Kirei rubbed the back of her head.
"He...uh...never told me..."
"Well ask him now!" Kirei walked up Itachi, twiddling her fingers.
"Hey...um...stalkers guy...what's your name?"
"Well it's defiantly not stalker guy" Itachi waved the empty plate in front of Kirei.
"Refill?" Kirei glared at him.
"This isn't a bar you know!" She sighed then brought out an apple and a chopping board from underneath the 'counter' and began to slice the apple up.
"Tsk, what are you sitting on anyway?" Itachi clasped his hands together and leaned his chin on them watching her stab the cubes with toothpicks.
"Some box..." Kirei rolled her eyes then placed the now full plate in front of him.
"Here" Itachi got off his hands and picked at the plate.
"You know it would be useless to tell you my name, since you never used it" Kirei held her hands behind her back and leaned down to try see Itachi's face.
"Was...was I some kind of bully?" Itachi chuckled amusingly.
"Then...why didn't I use your name?" Itachi smiled.
"Probably because I annoyed so much" Kirei glared, clenching her fists a bit.
"AND YOU STILL DO!" Tamaki watched the two, rubbing his chin 'this guy seems tough...I could probably take him though...' He then interrupted the two and pointed at Itachi facing Kirei.
"Well if you're not going to come peaceful I'll have to take you by force!" Kirei gasped then clasped her hands together, leaning towards Tamaki.
"Tamaki, be careful~" Itachi watched Kirei sparkle at Tamaki then he faced him.
"You know...I would fight you but you're not worth it" Tamaki glared at Itachi causing lightning to flash everywhere.
"Wha!" Tamaki swung around the stall to Itachi's seat.
"What do you mean not worth it! I'm the police!" Itachi calming faced Tamaki.
"Actually you're only a police man, but I've been seriously doubting that" Tamaki held his fist up to Itachi's face.
"You asked for it" Tamaki winded up and threw it right at Itachi, Itachi swung his leg around hitting his feet sending him toppling over then Itachi thrusted his palm at Tamaki's stomach. Tamaki began to fall towards Itachi, as Itachi slowed his fall with his hand he then pushed at Tamaki throwing him up, up and away! Tamaki immediately squealed in a high pitch voice over the village, he then flailed around as his arc began to descend over the forest.
Kirei gaped at the edge of her stall.
"Wha-ma!"
"Don't worry he's going to land on something soft" Kirei faced him then frantically waved her arms around.
"You-you just threw my boyfriend!"
"Yes"
"Like, like...whoosh!" Kirei pointed her finger at him waving it around some more.
"If-if you're not magic or psychic, you-you must be"
"AN ALIEN!" Itachi watched her as she paced the stall rambling.
"The-the super strength...the super speed...the super annoyingness...never taking off that hood!...no name!" Kirei stood in front of Itachi back facing him, holding her head in between her clamped hands.
"Of-of course if you tell us your alien name, we'll think it's odd and suspect you..."
"OI..."
"But that's too late, I already know..."
"I'm not an alien" Kirei took some deep breaths then turned off side to look at him.
"You-you're not?"
"No"
"Then...what are you?"
"...If you take me back to your place I might tell you there" Kirei faced him then sternly glared at him.
"*MIGHT* ...Hmmm...why my place?"
"Because it's a secret" Kirei looked down and glanced a couple of times at him.
"You...you're not going to rape me are you...?" Itachi choked on the apple, coughing out the small thing then wiping his face with his arm, a little flushed.
"No, of course not...that wouldn't be any fun for anyone"
"Few! Oh, that's good" Itachi then sat properly addressing her more.
"Besides, if I was going to rape you, I would have done it yesterday" Kirei backed away flailing around.
"What! You thought about it?" Itachi got up facing her and kicking the box away.
"Aright but before I go..." He looked up at her allowing some light on the bottom of his face.
"Five apples please"
Gasp! Beginning the first chapter for book 2, I'm going to hurry along chapter 13 if I'm going to continue at a steady pace.
Check out my deviantArt page please – .com :D
7
