The Death Eater Files

By: QDT

Disclaimer: See first chapter.

Seven: Moldy Voldy

"I'm melting!"

Lucius studied Voldemort closely. "No, you're not."

"So I'm molding. Melting sounds better."

"Obviously. Who wants a smelly Dark Lord?" asked Snape.

"Apparently there's no problem with a smelly Potions professor," muttered Wormtail.

"I do NOT smell!"

"Sorry, honey, but that's what happens when you don't wash your hair," said Bellatrix. Tricks. Whatever.

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