The Death Eater Files
By: QDT
Disclaimer: See first chapter.
Seven: Moldy Voldy
"I'm melting!"
Lucius studied Voldemort closely. "No, you're not."
"So I'm molding. Melting sounds better."
"Obviously. Who wants a smelly Dark Lord?" asked Snape.
"Apparently there's no problem with a smelly Potions professor," muttered Wormtail.
"I do NOT smell!"
"Sorry, honey, but that's what happens when you don't wash your hair," said Bellatrix. Tricks. Whatever.
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