Bellatrix Lestrange: WHO THE HELL HAS MY WAND?

Lord Voldemort: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR WAND!xxxx

Narcissa Malfoy: OH MY GOD :O xx but how come some things were exploding earlier? Xxx

Rodolphus Lestrange: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Wait. She can still do magic?

Narcissa Malfoy: WHY DID YOU TAKE HER WAND?

Lord Voldemort: GIVE IT BACK TO HER.

Bellatrix Lestrange: WHERE DID YOU PUT IT? And yes, I can still do magic ^.^

Lord Voldemort: How come? Xxxxxxx

Rodolphus Lestrange: I'm screwed.

Narcissa Malfoy: Serves you right.

Bellatrix Lestrange: My lovely insanity gives me treats…

Lord Voldemort: Erm. What?xxx

Narcissa Malfoy: Do you mean that when you get really angry or have one of those really scary insane mood things you can do magic without a wand? xx

Bellatrix Lestrange: Yes :) xx

Lord Voldemort: That's weird.

Narcissa Malfoy: She's always been like that… my lord.

Bellatrix Lestrange: :D YOU CALLED HIM MY LORD :)! My sister's growing up xxxx

Narcissa Malfoy: Bella… I'm only four years younger than you -.- xxxx

Lord Voldemort: Really… four years?

Narcissa Malfoy: What's that meant to mean?

Lord Voldemort: Er. Nothing :)

Bellatrix Lestrange: I know what that means :D xxx

Lord Voldemort: Yeah but don't tell her. xxx

Narcissa Malfoy: TELL ME!

Lord Voldemort: I meant that sometimes you look older than her. :)

Bellatrix Lestrange: :D :D :D :D :D

Narcissa Malfoy: I'VE HAD WAY MORE TO STRESS ABOUT THAN HER!

Bellatrix Lestrange: WHERE THE HELL IS MY WAND, RODOLPHUS?

Lord Voldemort: I REALLY DOUBT THAT, NARCISSA! BELLA HAS HAD TO STRESS ABOUT ME LOADS!

Rodolphus Lestrange: I'M NOT GIVING IT BACK TO YOU, BELLATRIX!

Albus Dumbledore: RANDOM CAPITAL LETTERS. WOOO!

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Bellatrix Lestrange: DUMBY, WHERE'S MY WAND!

Albus Dumbledore: How would I know?

Lord Voldemort: o.o

Narcissa Malfoy: I have to worry about not getting caught in Azkaban and Lucius and Draco and Bella! All Bella has to care about is you!

Lord Voldemort: Bella?

Bellatrix Lestrange: Master?

Lord Voldemort: You only care about me?

Bellatrix Lestrange: Well um mostly, sometimes I care about whether I'll get to torture or kill mudbloods each day with Fenrir (who I haven't seen since we went mudblood hunting, anyone know where he is? :( ) and I care about the cause and my family being kept right but… mostly you, yes :)

Lord Voldemort: :')

Narcissa Malfoy: YOU JUST REALISED?

Lord Voldemort: Yeah…

Bellatrix Lestrange: And I don't care about getting caught in Azkaban because master will free me xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bellatrix Lestrange: I don't care about Lucius since he made you listen to music that muggles made. I haven't talked to Draco in donks. I don't care about myself because… I don't know why!:O Oh and Cissy I care a bit about you. Xxxxxxx

Lord Voldemort: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww how sweet! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Narcissa Malfoy: Why don't you care about Draco?

Bellatrix Lestrange: I don't know, stop asking me ! :'(

Lord Voldemort: God stop putting so much pressure on her, Narcissa!

Narcissa Malfoy: You're one to talk.

Lord Voldemort: I'M HER MASTER, WILL PEOPLE STOP TELLING ME THAT 'I'M ONE TO TALK'!

Bellatrix Lestrange: I just broke my hand… and I don't have my wand to fix it

Lord Voldemort: How'd you break your hand? Xx

Bellatrix Lestrange: Er, Rodolphus made me read this muggle book and then it said that the Bella person got kissed by a werewolf and then she punched him and broke her hand, so I was like, oh right! This book's about me! And then Rodolphus imperio'd a werewolf to kiss me… which I actually think was Fenrir… and then I remembered about the book so punched him and then Rodolphus laughed and used a spell to break it when I punched him

Lord Voldemort: Your husband is messed up.