Hello and this is the birthday scene and before I explain this can some tell me was Pubert a few months during the duration of the movie and a few months went and he's one or right after the electricution part. Speaking of that I'll start on the birthday but flashback to the getaway van and electricution then move foreward from there and since I wanna make my chapters longer for you guys just in case this isn't long enough (These are usually 3k words) I'll use my idea on what happens after you know what. And when I'm done with my two short story I'll post both so you have a 2 for 1 K? K, now here is another chapter for you lovely people. *snap snap*

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We went back to home eventually and I can't believe I'm saying this but I should thank Pubert for getting rid of Debbie before our inevitable death but yet I was hoping for death especially with my family without 'him' in our life and being born changed our life with the baby brother. Now wasn't the time because he's going to be one years old tomorrow and the only people showing up are me and the rest of the family living here and cousin Itt with his family but I had remember on my book of dark melicious thought I saved a certain number there, Joel's number, and I had the sudden urge to call him and ask if he wouldn't mind joining us on this occasion. Besides that I need to test something on him to see if he's 'perfect' enough so I can run dangerous experiments that are unspeakable to him.

(3days ago)

"So brother what did you and Joel talked about before the play started?" I suddenly said in the middle of our ride back home with Pugsley driving and when I asked his eyes got bigger and looked away, "Oh u-uh did I talk to him I don't remember w-what it was about so you don't need to worry." I can tell he was lying because of all the stuttering and not looking at me when I wanna know what happened. He doesn't wanna tell me, fine, I have another way of making him talk. I then took his ears and pull until a drip of blood was seen then he yelled in pain till he gave in. "Fine fine just stop that, lord do you have a strong grip, we were talking about how he wanted to have a life somewhat like us I guess and I told him how I can tell you both liked each other ok." He continue rubbing his ear while I looked shocked and how I wasn't the one to notice earlier. We eventually got home to run to our parents room and we heard a familiar voice...It was uncle Fester, has he come to his sense!? Pugsley couldn't take it anymore when he exclaim he belong here and ran towards him in a big hug while I stood at the door still a bit mad for them for sennding us to camp. "You send us to camp, They made us sing." I said with my parents looking shocked but what can I get mad at anymore at least we're home and with our uncle, I walked fast to hug with my family. Uncle Fester broke the silence to say, "My own dear family, how I've missed you all." Then my mother smiled at this ,"Our whole family..together at last, three generations...above ground." Then we were interrupted by a familiar voice, "In-laws"

I don't remember what happened afterward but what I do remember is being in the electric chair I use often but this time it wasn't just me, it was me, Pugsley, my parents, Grandmama, Thing, Fester, and Lurch but strangly Pubert isn't here but why care now we were presented with Debbie explanation of her reason for all these murders. She didn't get everything in life especially as a child so she killed her parents and past husbands for a way to cope with it and as a way with marriage if the spouse is killed she inherit the money, I don't agree with the reason but smart I gotts say but while she had her hands on the lever Pubert somehow got here and got his hands on the wires and prevented the flow of the electricity back to it position which killed Debbie, turning her to ash as we all stare in awe and Pubert laughing at his work, hmm maybe he is useful but that isn't gonna stop me from hurting him.

(Back to 3 days later)

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I was out of camp when the police came in from an apperent phone call, I assume an adult did that since most of us had our phones taken away in the first day but now we got them back from force and me and the outcasts left to go back home to our normal life swearing not to mention this incident since this was the biggest one for a camp for many accounts of injuries, deaths, and fire by kids below the age of 18. I somehow got home without any allergies acting up actually now that I think about it, it hasn't since I got to camp but that good for me and I could live without fear but now that my parents are free from the ropes from some of the campers they were furious on my action and demanded that I behave 'properly' and they thought the source of my bad behavior was the Addams kids and tell me not to go near them again. Little did they know I picked up some skills from them especially when it comes to sneaking out, when stress gets the better of me or the thought of hurting my parents again I go out and walk for a few minutes and take in the fresh air thinking if Wednesday will remember me, I know its been three days but I can't help but think she'll forget the kiss or our time in Chippewa.

As I went to the park at like 5 pm my phone suddenly rang and when I picked it up there was an unknown number but either way I picked it up and asked, "Hello?" I was shocked to hear a familliar voice on the other end. "U-um hello Joel? It's Wednesday, Wednesday Addams." My heart had a familiar feeling again when I heard the chilling voice of the dark enchantress. "Oh, hey I didn't expect to hear you soon, whats up?" I try to sound calm and not in fear but that failed a little too quickly but that didn't really matter but she continue, "I wanted to ask..If you wanna come over to my youngest brother birthday party, but its ok if you don't wanna." Even though it was just a birthday party I felt honored she asked me to another event at her splendid house other then the wedding from a few weeks ago which now I assume is broken off now. "Sure I'll go I don't mind, nothing else to do anyways, is there anything I should bring or wear?" "I recommend a suit and no nothing too big, probably something sharp or that can light on fire and cause serious damage." "k, so when should I come?" "Tomorrow but we'll send Lurch to get you just get dressed." "Sure thing bye." I ended the call and rushed home to find what I can wear tomorrow and hopefully bring something this brother I've actually never talked to but met him at the wedding.

One thing I didn't mention, my parents fear that I'm more dangerous than they think so there's a lock on my door so I don't go crazy bloodshed on them but I thank them for that now thats it's easier for me to leave unnotice. I figure I should dress to impress as they say so I wore something similar to the Addams father who always wear a pinstripe suit, slight curl mustache but I drew some on me but I have some but not noticeable, and parted my hair from the middle and use gel to keep it still. For the piece of resistance I did a simple present for a simple kids especially an Addams kid, a lighter and some air freshener for a homemade flame thrower what little crazed mind kid didn't want one. I put it all in a box and wrapped it in black wrapping paper and snuck out through my window to see a car driving up here. In the driver side was the zombie-like butler and he got out to open the door to welcome me and grunted. Awhile later I see the mansion that belongs to the Addams.

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On the bottom stairs with Pugsley I see uncle Fester running down the hall with some presents happily, "A birthday party! What a treat! And to think I might have missed all this. What was I thinking of?" I know but I said in a calm matter, "Physical pleasure." "Oh..." Pugsley then asked a serious question to our Uncle, "Uncle Fester, do you miss Debbie?" He then looked a little sad but cheerful for us. "Well, sometimes, late at night. I remember how she'd turn to me and say "Jesus Fester, go back to your room.'" When he finished the door open and we see Itt, his wife Margaret and his child What also some other lady behind them. Margaret then asked "Are we late?" With our mother coming in saying, "Not at all. We're just getting started." Itt then chatter with it being translated to, "Just in time for the mini Addams birthday, but we already plan for What party." His wife interrupted to mention the women, "I hope no one mind, we brought along a guest. This is our new nanny, Dementia." It was a lady with makeup and lifeless skin and when she took off her bonnet she also didn't have hair like Fester, he notice this and I can tell he immediately fell for her as did she, unlike Debbie I can tell this is actual love and we won't have another incident like the blond demon anymore.

Few minutes later the door open again with Lurch coming in and a...weirdly dressed Joel, he almost look like my father he even took his glasses off. "Hey, am I late?" He asked then I shooked my head and lead him to the living room. "Glad you came, so what's that?" I notice a small but rectangular box on his hands in some black paper. "Oh, this, it's something I brought for the birthday boy. Speaking of which where is he?" "My grandmama is dressing him with Pugsley and getting the cake ready." He carefully put the box on the table, made me wonder what's in it. "So whats in it?" "I don't wanna spoil it to anyone but I'll just say he'll like it." I took his word and as soon as he finish my parents came over with wine glasses for everyone and questionable substance but we all don't mind.

My father clinked his glass and did an announcement before Pubert's arrival, "A toast, to the glorious mysteries of life, to all that binds a family as one. To mirth, to merriment, to manslaughter." We all raise our glass until he cleared his throat to continue, "To dear friends." He tilt his glass towards Itt and his family, "To new friends." Again he tilt but towards Fester and Dementia. "To youth." Joel then tap me on the shoulder and asked, "How do I look?" Truthfully, "Disturbing." but in a good way he smiled and looked towards my parents and held my hands but for now I didn't mind. "To passion." "To paradise." "To pain." "Tonight." They exchange love and got closer till we heard a familiar cackling. My brothers and Grandmama arrived with the cake which had a gulliotine on top and cobwebs. "Make way for the birthday boy! Thing will you do the honors." The hand got a match and lit the candle while Lurch played the birthday song on the organs.

We all were gonna have the cake but for an Addams tradition my brother push a button which blew the cake up on our face. "Come brother, we have to help clean this mess up first before the presents." I said in slight anger, what? he did ruin my favorite dress. I pushed my brother Pugsley and set off a trap that lead him to a boiling caldron and I closed it again. "I guess we'll have to go on without him since he'll clean himself up." I went back with everyone either laughing cheerfully or proud but Joel looked a little scared but I couldn't blame him it's his second time here and he can actually interact with my family without any rush. Pubert opened some presents which range from dynamites, machete's, and an archery kit with cotton for the fire, but there was one we didn't open and it was Joel's gift. My father went to it and tossed it a bit let Pubert to open it, "C'mon ol' chap what is it." When he shredded it he found a lighter and a bottle of air freshener, what in the world does that do. "Let me demonstrate what it does for a clear example." He took the items and open a window for him to light the lighter and spray the bottle for it to have a massive flame go out and burn some gravestones a little. My family along with me were impressed with the makeshift flame thower Joel gave to Pubert only to dodge the flame the 1 year old did, We then clap at this incredible thing, "My boy, you have some Addams spirit in you, I never thought simple items can be of dangerous use, I think Pubert enjoy his gift already!" "Thanks -.""Call me Gomez, No need for that." Thanks Gomez." I think Joel made a good impression on my father, thats good that means if we go futher on this thing he'll hopefully approve.

Few hours later, I find my parents dancing, Fester all over Dementia completely forgetting Debbie, My brother setting up traps for tomorrow, and cousin Itt rocking What to sleep with Margaret on his shoulder. While that happen me and Joel walked a little in the cemetary and after 10 minutes we settled on the bench across from Debbies grave and I see Joel fidgiting a little then he try to start a conversation, it was awkward since the only time we were alone was the fence at the dreaded Chippewa. "Your family is really interesting. Your parents are so involved with each other." I nodded but he cough and continued, "Wednesday, do you think, like, maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?" I put much thought into this and judging by kids I've seen so far. "No." He try to ask again but going further into the topic. "But what if you met just the right man who worshipped and adored you, who'd do anything for you, who'd be your devoted slave? what would you do?" I already plan that for him but again I had a straightforward answer. "I'd pity him." He eventually gave up on that and grabbed a flower nearby and kneel on Debbies grave, just a few more steps and I'll have my answer. "Poor Debbie, she was sick." "She wasn't sick, she was sloppy." He look back at the sudden remark and questionably looked, "What do you mean?" "If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught." Suddenly shaking and asked, "How?" To finish the job I said in a serious matter, "I'd scare him to death." He laugh thinking I was joking, c'mon get to the grave a little closer. "No you wouldn't. we're all very sorry Debbie. we only wish you the best." He put the flowers down and stomp my foot for a signal, thing then grabbed his wrist and Joel's eye bulge widely almost popping out and let out the biggest scream I ever heard I smiled at this and I learned to smile often thanks to camp, He didn't leave but immediatly fainted I checked his pulse for a sign, I felt it and thought 'he's the one.' And said "welcome to the Addams my pet." I held his hand and signal Lurch to take him inside for the next day.

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After the shenanigans me and Wednesday went to the graveyard to walk and we talked here and there but we eventually sat down and I wanted to ask her a very important question that could determine our future if we'll have one but I couldn't get this outta my mind. "Your family is really interesting. Your parents are so involved with each other." She nodded and has the same stone face, "Wednesday, do you think, like, maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?" I was nervous and felt like dying for asking this sudden question, we're only 12 but I don't wanna be with anyone else but Wednesday, what other girl would change me in the span of 2 months. Of course I thought she said, "No." But desperate for a different answer I went further on this to hopefully please her. "But what if you met just the right man who worshipped and adored you, who'd do anything for you, who'd be your devoted slave? what would you do?" "I'd pity him." I knew she wouldn't change her answer no matter how stubborn I got but maybe when we're older she'll change her mind. I picked a flower and kneel on Debbie's grave with my hand on the tombstone that reads, 'R.I.P Debbie Addams-Jellinsky' "Poor Debbie, she was sick." "She wasn't sick, she was sloppy." I looked back at the girl and I wanted to know what she meant by that. "What do you mean?" I was getting a little scared but try to calm down "If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught." I knew then she was serious but I did swore my life to her then again she could be joking like at camp so I didn't think much to that, but I got curious on how she wouldn't be caught, "How?" "I'd scare him to death." I lightly chuckle and looked back at the grave and pray to her "No you wouldn't. we're all very sorry Debbie. we only wish you the best." I put the flower down and out pops a dismembered hand,' I THOUGHT SHES DEAD ZOMBIES AREN"T REAL!' All I could do was scream loudly but that drain all the blood from my head then I fell to the ground with a thud and before I blacked out the last thing I heard was, "welcome to the Addams my pet." Then all sense was lost, then and there I thought I died but then 'it' happened.

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FINALLY this part is done and thats all for values now for the rest of this story its all original, hopefully , maybe a few inspiration on some but yes values whooooo! you can tell how happy I am pull up the addams family post credit music from tagteam, why don't people like that I love it but then again I love this spooky, mysterious, cooky family. How do you guys like this or if some work need to be done but onto the new ones but next one I'll tell you how I plan this onwards. Also I finish moving so I can do this often again but school is gonna start again soon so I'll get some pre-written to get out but thanks so far for reading you guys are beautiful people remember to review, favorite, and follow if you want its just so I know you guys love this, I'm done rambling for now 'whoomp, Addams family, there it is.' sorry now I'm done see ya'll later love you bye bye *snap snap*