"TIMMY TURNER!" Jorgen Von Strangle stated as he exploded in a giant poof, appearing in from of Timmy, who was taking a shower.
Timmy sighed in annoyance as he placed his hands on his hips, revealing his naked ten year old body. "What is it this time, Jorgen?"
"...uh... well..." Jorgen coughed, rubbing the back of his head. "I don't know. honestly. I just wanted to appear in an infamous, shitty fanfiction."
Awkward silence as Timmy sighed again, folding his arms together as Jorgen snapped his fingers.
"Oh, that's right! Now I remember! I have come to warn you that the vile one known as Vicky is coming!" Jorgen stated as he yelled in Timmy's face, pulling out some chest hair. "Take this and protect yourself!"
Jorgen then disappeared as Timmy blinked, chucking the chest hair to the side as he stuck his tongue out.
"That was unpleasant. Hopefully Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof will come back soon." Timmy remarked as he got back his clothes on. "Now where is Sparky?"
As Timmy left his bathroom, he noticed Vicky was on his bed, much to his horror as Vicky was not only laying down on it, she had her big butt clad in tight black jeans pointed at Timmy. Her left hand on her butt cheek, Vicky farted a powerful bassy poot that caused her black jeans to get darker as she breathed in the rotten fart, sighing of relief as she gave Timmy an evil glare.
"Ahhh... smells just like death and agony. And a minty flavor of sulfur! Which is what you're gonna get when I'm done with you, twerp!" Vicky stated as she sat on the bed, letting loose another explosive bassy toot as the bed collapsed, with the bed's soul leaving the broken bed as Vicky snatched the soul and placed it right in her butt cheeks, farting it into non existence.
Timmy's left eye twitched as he waved his hands at the dastardly, gassy Vicky. "Okay, first of all, why do you keep calling me twerp? And second of all... GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
Timmy then grabbed Vicky with both of his hands and chucked her right out of the window, slamming it shut and nailing it with wood as he panted. However, much to his horror, Vicky busted through the floor, farting her way upward as she used her flatulent butt as a rocket launcher.
"So you honestly think you would be rid of me that easily!?" Vicky stated as she snatched Timmy and placed him in between her butt cheeks, continuing to fart disgusting brassy farts as she laughed evilly, adding to the torture with powerful butt slams on the floor as parts of the floor collapsed.
"Timmy, I'm back from the Unnecessary Characters To Shows That Have Gone On For Too Long committee!" Sparky the talking yellow fairy dog stated as he entered the room, spotting Vicky, who farted in response as she let loose a brown stain making poot, being quite in shock.
Sniffing the air and then glancing around, Sparky rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "...I guess now is the bad time." He stated as he placed on some sunglasses and got onto a green and purple skateboard, skating past Vicky. "Thanks, doc!"
Sparky went right through the wood Timmy had nailed in as Vicky continued butt blasting Timmy with her farts and butt slamming, causing the entire house to collapse on itself. Timmy Turner's dad whistled as he returned to his destroyed home, gasping as he placed his hands on his head.
"No! My beautiful house!" Timmy's Dad exclaimed as he glanced to his right to see that Dinkleberg's house was all right. He growled as he clenched his fists, bellowing with rage as he raised his hands. "DINKLEBERG!"
