Life With The RowdyRuff Boys
Darknessxxx
**ATTENTION**
Aint Nothing but A Rowdy Ruff Party now contains a chapter which, somewhat explains why the RRB's are living with the PPG's
"So how are you going to tell Mojo that you living with us now?" Bubbles inquired as the six of them flew towards the reported disturbance.
"I plan on calmly explaining that we have put aside our differences, and have come to an agreement of sorts" Brick answered her.
"And you think he'll just accept that?" Buttercup mumbled through a mouth full of her new favourite sweet.
"No, I do not!" Brick said. "And how many of those things have you eaten?"
"I don't know" Buttercup answered him. "But, man! I feel great!" Her eyes twitched as she made the declaration.
"Ri-ght" Brick slowly said, slightly unnerved by her expression. He casually altered his flight speed to put some distance between her.
"Any way, if worst comes to worst" Boomer said in an attempt to steer the conversation back to the situation at hand. "I'll just punch Mojo in the face until he gets the point!"
"Boomer you shouldn't have to resort to violence" Blossom said. She turned around to face him her hair flying wildly from underneath her hat* as she flew backwards. "If you explain the situation to him well enough, I am positive that you can come to a resolution without any bloodshed."
"I think what Boomer means is" Butch started. "If Mojo doesn't listen to reason, then we'll just have to explain it to him in the language of the fist."
"The what!?" Blossom asked.
"The language of the fist" Boomer said. "The universal language that says 'this is the way things go- deal with it'."
Blossom sighed, and returned her eyes to where she was going. "Try sticking to reasoning" she said.
"Fine" Boomer said. "But if that fails..."
"Why does it matter if they beat Mojo to a pulp or not?" Buttercup said. "If they don't, we will anyway!"
"But they shouldn't fight with the person that created them!" Bubbles said in a concerned voice. "They're family!"
"That family" Buttercup responded. "Fights with each-other all the time anyway." She paused as she realized something. "Now that I think about it, why are you even staying with us anyway?"
"'Cause you invited us" Butch reminded her. "And we couldn't just say no to your pretty faces."
"Not what I meant!" Buttercup said. "I mean, why weren't you staying with Mojo in the first place?"
"Because of Him" Butch told her.
"Who, Brick?" Bubbles asked.
"Wha- no!" Brick stammered. "Him!"
"Boomer?" Buttercup said.
"No!"
"I think I know" Blossom said. "Clearly they're talking about Him!"
"Of course, Him" Buttercup said.
"It's so obvious" Bubbles said
"Right" Brick said, relived that they finally understood who he meant.
"The Mayor!" Blossom proclaimed. Brick's palm went straight to his face. Butch and Boomer burst out laughing.
"If not The Mayor" Buttercup said suppressing a laugh. "Then it must be, The Professor!"
Brick grunted in frustration.
"Fuzzy Lumpkins!?" Bubbles laughed.
"Okay, you're doing that on purpose aren't you?" Brick demanded.
"Yeah" Blossom laughed. "But enough of that, there's Mojo up ahead!"
Brick, Butch and Boomer hung back as the three girls confronted their 'father'.
"Alright Mojo Jojo" Blossom shouted. "You better quit whatever evil scheme you have hatched up, or else."
"Ah, The PowerPuff Girls" Mojo said. "I've been awaiting your inevitable arrival. For you see, every time I attack the city, you three always show up and foil my plans! But this time I am ready for you!"
"You do realize that you said that the last time you attacked the city?" Buttercup told him. "You were ready for us then, but we still showed up and foiled your plans. Just like the time before that and the time before that."
"Yeah, you're always saying that you're ready for us." Bubbles said. "Except of course for that one time when The Mayor said that you were napping, but The Mayor said that you were attacking, and you we caught completely by surprise when we burst through your chamber doors!"
"Yes" Mojo Muttered as he re-called the event which Bubbles described. "But this time is different. All those other times I was unable to compete with your combined powers. There being three of you, I was at a disadvantage being by myself. So I got myself some help!"
"You got some help?" Blossom echoed. "Who would agree to help you?"
"Not who, but what!" Mojo responded. From his pocket he pulled out small device and pressed a button. A short while later he was joined by a ~4' tall robot. "Allow me to introduce 'The MJ-XDST A0001', my latest creation! It..."
A pink ball of energy suddenly flew into Mojo's robot, causing it to burst into pieces. "...It makes good scrap metal!" Blossom commented as she examined her, would be, nails. "Come on Mojo, you'll need more than one robot assisting you to stop us!"
"Fortunately" Mojo said, unfazed by the loss of his robot. "I made more than that one robot!" he pressed the button on his device again, and was again joined by a robot. "As I was saying, The MJ-XDST A0002 comes fully equipped with machinegun arms, shoulder mounted laser rifles, and heat seeking missiles fired from its back!"
A green light then flew into the robot, and it burst into pieces. "Oops" Buttercup said her body still in firing position. "Did I do that?"
"Good help is just so hard to come by these days" Mojo casually said. "Well you know what they say, 'If you can't get good help, might as well get lots of help'." He pressed a different button on his device.
The ground shook as an army of robots gathered behind Mojo. Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup's jaws dropped at the sight.
"May I present to you!" Mojo said to their shocked faces "The MJ-XDST A-SERIES!"
"Okay, that's new" Buttercup admitted.
"There must be at least, one, two, three..." Bubbles counted.
"There's far too many to count Bubbles" Blossom told her. "Okay Mojo, you may have numbers on your side, but were not alone either." She turned to the boys, who were otherwise unseen by Mojo Jojo. "isn't that right boys!"
"Are you trying to make this as hard as possible?" Brick called.
"The RowdyRuff Boys!?" Mojo shouted. "What are you three doing here?!"
Brick sighed in resignation. "Were..."
"...There here to help us whoop you and your robots butts!" Bubbles cut him off.
"Wha-t!" Mojo screamed.
"No, you see we're..." Brick tried to explain
"No need to explain!" Mojo said. "Being the genius that I am, I understand the situation completely."
"You do?" Boomer asked in astonishment.
"Yes it's so clear" Mojo explained. "You boys obviously put your differences with the girls' aside..." Brick, Butch and Boomer nodded. "all six of you are now good friends..." the boys nodded again. "And now that they trust you..." the boys anxiously awaited Mojo to finish. "...You betray them when they are weakest!"
Once again, Brick palmed his face. "That is not it at all!" he proclaimed.
"Of course it's not!" Mojo said with a sly wink."If that's not the case, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind if I do this!" he pressed a series of buttons, and the MJ-XDST A-SERIES all left the area, explosion could be heard in the distance.
"Okay girls!" Blossom said to her awaiting sisters. "We've got work to do!" To the RowdyRuff Boys she said "I'll leave Mojo to you three!" The three girls left to deal with the robot army leaving the boys with their 'father'.
"So" Mojo began. "you befriended The PowerPuff Girls? And you're not just biding your time, waiting for the perfect time to strike?"
"Look Mojo" Brick said. "It's like this..."
"Hi-ya!" Bubbles screamed as she attacked a robot. Before her attack connected, the robot was crushed underneath Buttercups foot.
"Buttercup!" Bubbles shouted at her sister. "I wanted to destroy that one!"
"There's plenty more where that came from!" Buttercup responded
"But I still haven't gotten one yet" Bubbles complained.
"Pfft" Buttercup snorted. "That was my fifteenth!"
"Counting the one Mojo had" Blossom said. "I've only got eight!"
The three eyed exchanged looks. Then they were off in different directions to see who could get the most!"
"So if I am to believe what you are saying" Mojo said."You have put aside your differences with the PowerPuff Girls!"
"That's right" Butch confirmed.
"You are friends with them!" Mojo continued.
"Right" Boomer said.
"And now you three are living with them?"
"Yes" Brick said flatly.
It took a moment for the words to fully sink into Mojo's head before he exploded "What!"
"It was in our best interest" Brick tried to explain. "Their place is wa-ay better than our old one. And we can't stay with you, 'cause Him would get jealous, and the world would get tossed into the sun! You understand right?"
"Oh I understand alright!" Mojo angrily shouted. "You are no longer with me, thus you are against me!" he pulled out the laser pistol he always kept on him, and fired at Brick.
Brick grunted as the laser hit him. "Boomer!" he shouted, his eyes narrowing. "Go to plan B!"
*Brick gave Blossom his hat as a birthday gift back in ANBRRP.
