The Curse of the Red Pain
It has been just a few hours since Sunny escaped from Magnus's hands. Magnus had the room trapped and ready to be used by him and Sunny's sister, trying to go all pegged and human centipede with Sunny. But this was frustrated by the bad memories of Kannin.
Magnus has just left his lair to catch the fugitives, meanwhile some of the people left where doing a wager to kill some time.
"I bet Kannin betrays. 10 bars of broccoli to it"
"No way, did you not see her going all big sis with him? "
"It does not matter. She is obviously transformed by Magnus she is going to go all incestuous with his brother, and live with him at the beach with a child".
"You know he is a man, don't you?"
"Mysteries of the gift, my friend, mysteries of the gift".
(Meanwhile in the fort...)
The baron of Waffles and Icecream had successfully kidnapped M.K.s body, but getting rid of it was a difficult task. He has been hiding for in the forest close to Lydia's stronghold, but now with the attack of Pilgrim in his attempted to find that maggot filled cadaver, crossing the badlands had become more dangerous. Icecream needed to prepare a plan to get rid of the body.
In the meantime, Cressida, when astray during the night, was captured by Moon, and was held prisoner, but this was a big mistake. But they have got rid of Chau, and replaced her with Gaius, after the fashion show they held which Gaius won, just because Chau slipped with the stilettos and lost the show. After obtaining the support of the clippers, he returns triumphantly riding a horse and wearing fantastic heels and no shirt as usual. The Widow could not stand the sight and went to puke.
(In a close forest...)
Tonnacain was finishing the last grave, after all the bloodshed that happened in the abbots' monastery, now without the guidance from Tarbh, he had the option of follow the path laid for him, or simply retire to a beach house in Palm Springs, but his daydreaming was interrupted when a voice he could recognize very clearly called his name.
"Tonnacain now is the time for you to fulfil the task I could not."
In his surprise, he released some of the essence of the bonnacon.
"For f*ck sake, it smells as horrible as when I was alive," she covered her face with her sleeve.
The ghost Master was being choked by the pungent aroma of Tonnacain.
"Master! I thought you were dead!"
"For the glory of the Bonnacon, I am not limited to the land of the living, but can transcend life and death itself. And also, I could not endure Ghost Ryder anymore, he was crying all the time about his mom."
"But the monastery is gone, Master Tarbh is dead, Pilgrim now leads your army and the lost children of Bonnacon, and we lost M.K.'s body!"
"Do not fear, we can save it yet. Now follow me."
They headed towards the location where the first battle was going to happen.
(Pilgrims camp)
"Where is Cressida! I need my sponge bath now! "
Pilgrim addressed some of his new recruits. Seagul was away back defending the castle, and without Cressida he was in need of some touch.
"You blond guy! Where is she?"
He addressed him without any clothes, and the poor guy, just had his eyes explode from the horror. The guy next to him was able to close one eye before, and only lost the other one.
"She was going all Woodstock in the middle of the night and was captured by Moon."
"What?! Prepare the forces, we are going to get her back!"
(Back in the forth...)
Everyone was preparing for the arrival of Pilgrim, but were dumping gasoline into the ground, at the front of the gates, they were also preparing a bomb.
Tonnacain was close to them but still hidden. While sneaking the bumped into the lord of Ice Cream, and ghost Master appeared.
"This is perfect. We have the opportunity to get rid of the body now."
Ghost Master explained her plan
"Hid the body inside one of the cannisters full of gasoline, and the explosion will send it to kingdom come."
They did precisely that, and left to a safety distance. But inside the building something was happening. In Cressida's room a turmoil could be heard. What no one new is that she went all crazy because it was that time, and she needed to stay clean, but no one gave her any products, and therefore, horror happened. From the window a flood of red reached the skies which transformed into red droplets which pour down to earth.
Hours later pilgrim attacked.
The stench was insupportable. People were falling down not even with giving a first punch. Pilgrim went into a rage and the widow blew up the gate when everyone approached. From this, a missile in flames flew through the skies falling onto Pilgrim's feet. It was the limbless charred body of M.K. Now completely useless, and even if Pilgrim bring him back to life, it would be just a piece of junk. This enraged Pilgrim.
After her show of power, Cressida was locked up, with some products to control her flood now. Lydia decided she was a danger and decided to get rid of her.
"This is your last stop witch. I will get rid of you and finally go away and get a little moon some crazy fun."
"That is what you think. In other time, you would have the upper hand, but now..."
Cressida took off her product and in that moment her eyes went totally red. Lydia felt terror, but it was too late. She used her just disposed hygiene product and stuck in in Lydia's mouth. It did not take a single second before the whole disgusting even gave her a heart attack that her guts exploded.
Meanwhile back in the fight front. Pilgrim was carrying M.K.'s left overs, and from the distance the baron of Ice Cream smiled.
