Greg fell asleep rather quickly. He woke up to see himself in the monster lord's castle. He saw Granberia, and three other powerful monsters being beaten up. He saw angels and chimeras attacking the monsters. He saw Luka and Alice trying to defend the castle, but Luka was far too weak. Greg saw a Valkryie flying towards him, and he answered with his firey greatsword, clashing against her. She easily overpowered him in less than 10 seconds, and had him on the ground. He was then met with Dark Doom standing over him, holding Raiden and Gabe up by their neck. He took two terra blades and stabbed them both, as they fell to the ground and died. Mike was also there, attacking the chimeras and angels.
Dark Doom looked up and said: "Now." A lightning bolt struck him, leaving him at one hp. Dark Doom held the swords up above him, before stabbing him through the stomach with both of them, killing him. Greg then woke up, and saw himself in a dark room.
"Join me, and together we can stop this and overthrow the goddess Ilias, and rule the world." Dark Doom said.
"I'll never help you, even if it means death!" Greg shouted at him.
"Very well." Dark Doom said, before ultimately killing Greg.
Greg then (for real) woke up, to realize the events that occurred were all in a nightmare.
"So it was just a dream." Greg said.
"What was a dream?" Luka asked.
"Nothing." Greg said.
"So we're going to Irina Mountains next, to stop the four bandits." Luka said.
"This'll be fun. I'll be waiting over there." Greg said, before running towards Irina Mountains, waiting on a pathway. Eventually, Luka and Alice made it there.
"By the way, I noticed earlier… It really seems like you don't want to kill your enemy, so you don't really utilize your abilities." Alice told Luka.
"Yea… That may be true." Luka said.
"Oh well… I'll lend you this sword." She said before holding out the angel halo.
"Eww… what is that?" Luka asked.
"That design is rather… interesting." Greg commented.
"Angel Halo… The only sword of its kind in the world, it's very valuable. Use this sword from now on." Alice said.
"No way. That thing is creepy." Luka said.
"But it has those angels you humans love embedded right in the handle… I thought you would be happy." Alice said.
"I don't know whether to be sad or ignore it. That dream I had seemed oddly realistic, too realistic to leave alone." Greg thought to himself.
"Those angels look like they're being tortured…" Luka said.
"Whatever, just take it." Alice said. Luka grimaced before taking it.
"Wha?! Ri… right now I just heard a moan?! Did you not hear that?!" Luka shouted.
"Well, that's to be expected. The sword was refined from 666 melted angels, after all." Alice said.
"How does one manage to melt 666 angels into a sword?" Greg thought to himself.
"I hate the way you said that so matter-of-factly." Luka said.
"Listen up. Because the angels' grudges are hammered into the sword, it holds their curse. It eats away the magic of whatever it slashes, making it hard for the opponent to maintain their form." Alice said.
"… I don't get it." Luka said.
"You idiot. If you beat a monster, they won't be able to hold their form. They won't die, they'll just be temporarily be made harmless." Alice explained.
"This sword can? Seal monsters?" Luka asked.
"Ah… good timing. Give it a try." Alice said.
"Eh?" Luka said before the ground started to buckle and swell, as if a tiny earthquake was occurring. Greg quickly grasped his sword, aiming it at the ground.
"Well, I'll hide now. Make sure you give the sword a try." Alice said. An earthworm girl then appeared.
"Oh? A couple of travelers? Can you let me wring some semen from you?" She asked.
"No." Greg answered. Luka then pulled out the Angel Halo. Luka then attacked. Greg then attacked.
"What the… What is that sword? From my wound… My power is draining…" The earthworm girl said.
"It works?!" Luka shouted.
"I'll coil around you and squeeze." The earthworm girl said, before coiling around both of them. Greg quickly dodged it, but Luka got caught. She was coiled around his body, and he struggled, but to no avail. Luka then struggled again, before escaping. Luka then attacked.
"What… is this…? My power…" The earthworm girl gasped.
"Ancient Light: Sword Beam Emission!" A beam of light then shot out from his sword and hit the earthworm girl.
"Have even more." The earthworm girl sad before pouring slime all over Greg. His groin was covered in sticky slime.
"What the actual fuck? Is that how you get people to cum?" Greg asked.
"Yeah." The earthworm girl responded.
"Well it feels cold and disgusting." Greg said, before using the moment to rush towards her, slashing at her. Luka then used Demon Decapitation on her, and it sealed her. Alice then showed up, and they headed towards the Irina Mountains. After a few hours, they reached the mountains. Luka started to search for the base, when something small jumped out at him! A goblin girl appeared.
"Yai! Give me your money!" She shouted at them.
"I'd be intimidated, but you're just a kid with a hammer." Greg said.
"No way… you're one of that bandits?" Luka asked.
"Indeed! I'm the Goblin Bandit of The Four Bandits!" She exclaimed.
"Ehh…? The Four Bandits?" Luka asked.
"If you get it, then give me all your money!" She yelled.
"Well, no. That's not why we came." Greg said.
"Um… I'm a Hero… I came to punish the bandits…" Luka admitted.
"Eeeeeehhhh…..? Someone weak looking like you?" She asked.
"Sh… shut up! You look weak too!" Luka shouted.
"When you said that, it made you look even weaker than you already are." Greg commented.
"Shut up." Luka said.
"That sword! That looks so gross!" She shouted at Luka.
"I agree." Luka thought.
"It's stronger than your hammer." Greg said, before pulling out his firey greatsword.
"Hmmmmmmmm…" She frowned, alternating her gaze between Luka's face and his sword.
"What should I do… The sword looks so gross, but I want to play with the wielder… Alright bring it, Hero and traveler! This Goblin Bandit of the Earth of The Four Bandits shall be your opponent!" She shouted.
"Why does everyone assume I'm a traveler?" He thought to himself.
"Adding on "of the Earth" this time?" Luka said.
"Eat this! Sand Hurricane!" The goblin girl picks up some sand at her feet and throws it at Luka.
"You want to see a sand hurricane? Keep up those crappy moves and I'll show you one." Greg taunts. Luka took 1 damage.
"Ugh. Bleh… What the hell are you doing?!" Luka shouted.
"An opening?! Feel the wrath of the Earth! Earth Crashing Goblin!" The goblin girl raises her hammer and starts to approach Luka slowly! Slowly! Slowly! Slowly!
"What the hell is this attack… it has way too long of a set up time. And the name Earth Crashing Goblin… It sounds like she's the one that's going to crash into the Earth…" Luka thought. The goblin girl starts to power up, before slamming her hammer down. Luka easily dodged, and Greg rushed forward and deflected it.
"Such a slow move will never hit me… Haha! Earth Crashing Goblin was defeated!" Luka shouted.
"I won't lose! Ya! Yaa!" She shouts, while swinging her hammer around. She then trips over a rock.
"Ugyaa!" She shouted, before taking two damage.
"…Are you done?" Luka asked.
"Ye… yeah… Waaah!" Out of strength, the goblin girl starts to cry.
"Where's your hideout?" Luka asked.
"There's a cave over there." She said while pointing at the mountain.
"B… but… There are three more!" While standing up, the Goblin starts to laugh.
"A Lamia, a Vampire, and even a Dragon!" She shouted.
"All of which are weak." Greg said.
"Haha, there's no way you can win!" She shouted.
"Watch us." Greg stated. She runs away, yelling back at them.
"Well, let's go." Luka said.
"Let's split up. That way, we can get the bandits faster." Greg said.
"Good idea." He replied, before they went in. Greg made his way in, surprisingly, not being noticed. He snuck among the walls. He went further in before hearing a voice.
"How did you find our hideout?" The voice asked.
"I'm not telling." Greg said. The dragon pup appeared.
"We're gonna need more than your money for coming here!" She shouted.
"Well, no." He said, getting in a ready position.
"The Dragon of Fire of the Four Bandits shall be your opponent!" She shouted.
"And an easy one." He taunted.
"Coming so far into our hideout… you must be a true Hero!" She said.
"I'd like to think that." He said. Flames then shot out of the Dragon Pup's mouth, but he took no damage, due to his armor protecting him from fire.
"Hello? Did you notice my armor? And my sword? Made of fire?" He said in an annoyed tone. He took his sword, and aimed it at her heard, but when he attacked, he did minor damage.
"Uga!" She shouted.
"That's a bit of a hard head." He said. Tears started to appear in her eyes, even though his attack barely did anything. However, she shakes off the tears. She then jumped on top of him and tried to bite him, but he kicked her, sending her to the ground.
"And this is a dragon…" He mocked. She quickly picked herself up, and faced him.
"It's time to finish this." He stated, and got ready to attack. She attacked at the same time, but he easily reflected it and attacked her himself.
"Seems as if I won." He stated while sheathing his sword. She then started to cry. He was able to sense the vampire, and headed towards her.
"Kukuku… You're pretty good to beat the Earth Goblin and the Water Lamia. But I won't be so easy!" A voice said.
"Who are you?!" Luka shouted.
"Luka, you're here too? I thought you would still be fighting the lamia. Well, I took care of the dragon, so I'd assume this is the vampire." Greg said, looking at Luka. The vampire girl then appeared.
"I am the terror that flaps in the night… The Vampire Bandit of the Wind of The Four Bandits shall be your opponent!" She shouted.
"An easy one." Greg said.
"Kukuku… tonight I shall feast on you too." She said.
"Says a little kid." Greg mocked.
"Here I come! I'll suck out all of your energy!" She threatened. She then dispersed into hundreds of bats, which attacked Luka.
"Uwaa!" He shouted, while being hit.
"Huh? Where did she go…?" Luka asked.
"Kukuku…. I'm right here!" She shouted.
"Eh?" Luka said before she suddenly jumped on his back. Greg picked her up and threw her into the wall.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" She said, getting back up. She then started to cry.
"Waaah! Why are you being so mean!" She shouted.
"Ah… sorry for what he did…" Luka said.
"I won't forgive you for that! If it's come to this… I'll show you my true power! Just wait a second, I'll focus all my magic!" The vampire girl shouted, and looked at Greg.
"Should I act like I was affected just for fun?" He wondered.
"Once I'm done, just look at my eyes, ok?" She said while focusing her magic. Greg slashed at her, taking away part of her health.
"Trying to kill me, huh? Look at my eyes, I'll enslave you!" She shouted, and her eyes shined. He pretended to be affected by her.
"First… lick my feet!" She shouted. Greg simply snickered, and started acting like he was confused.
"Look at me! I must now do whatever you say or some shit, I don't know." He said, before looking at the vampire girl with a smirk on his face.
"Waaah! Why are you being so mean to me!" She shouted.
"Why are you just robbing people?!" He argued. She then ran away crying.
"We won!" Luka shouted.
"Do what you want to do, I'm building camp." He said, and dashed away.
When Luka and Alice went to set up camp, they came across a small house built in a cubical shape.
"Eh, you can build houses in a small amount of time?" Luka said.
"I lived like that for when I started my adventure." Greg stated.
"Pretty impressive for a human. To build that…? How could a human do that in such a short amount of time?" Alice asked.
"I might not be human at all. Not a monster either. Specifically, I'm a terrarian." Greg said.
"I've never heard of those." Alice commented.
"Because terrarians are not from your world. From my world, terrarians are like humans, but can customize their own looks before being born, and are capable of incredible feats in little time. They can be from immensely powerful to incredibly weak." He explained.
"Well that explains it." Alice said.
"Luka, I noticed you have a lack in special attacks. Mind if I teach you a new move?" Greg asked.
"I don't mind." Luka said.
"You want to position yourself like this. This attack requires a set up, but you can dodge while setting it up. If an enemy hits you hard enough, it'll cancel out this move. Hold your sword in front of you like this, so if you can't dodge, you can guard. To set it up, you must not just focus your strength on the attack, but your mind as well to increase damage." Greg said, holding his sword in front of him, with both arms. Luka did as Greg instructed, holding his sword in front of him as Greg said.
"Now, once it's set up, you want to rush towards the enemy, holding your sword above your head. Once you reach them, swing it down, but come up again with each slash making a star shape. Once you have done that, if executed correctly, you should see the outlines of a star in front of you. Combine one of your special attacks with it, and the star should move with your sword, and exploding upon hitting your enemy." Greg said, while executing the attack on a tree, causing it to break into splinters. Luka stared in amazement.
"Now we must practice. Execute the attack on me." Greg said.
"You sure?" Luka asked, not wanting to hurt Greg.
"You have a magic sealing sword. Even if you manage to bring me down to fatal blows, I'll just be sealed." He said, sword in hand.
"Alright, if you're sure." Luka said. He concentrated his mind into his blade, and started to set up the attack. Greg interrupted and attacked him, but Luka took less damage than normal. He realized that he couldn't execute the attack on his next turn.
"You notice how you took less damage than a normal attack would do to you?" Greg asked.
"Yes." Luka replied.
"Now set up the attack." Greg said. Luka started to set up the attack, and let Luka complete setting it up.
"Now, execute it." Greg said. Luka rushed towards Greg, but he countered the attack and attacked Luka, doing more damage than normal.
"You notice how you took more damage than usual?" Greg asked.
"Yes, why is that?" Luka asked Greg.
"It's simple, really. When you attack with it, the move is susceptible to being countered, doing more damage than normal. If this happens, the attack will also be cancelled out, and require a cooldown before you use it again." Greg explained.
"Alright, so what if I use it and it lands?" Luka asked.
"Well, use it on me. No counters this time, I promise." He instructed Luka. Luka set up his attack, and rushed towards Greg. He combined a Demon Decapitation with the attack, and landed it on Greg. He then swung his sword in the shape of a star, hitting Greg each time as his sword swung. The outline of a star glowed in front of him.
"Now, concentrate your mind on making it explode." Greg instructed, and Luka did. It shot a star-shaped beam at Greg, and he took major damage. Greg drank a healing potion, and looked at Luka.
"You seemed to master Holy Star already. This move is high risk, high reward. Remember that when in battle." Greg told Luka.
"Thank you." Luka said.
"I might teach you something else later." Greg said. With that, he ate dinner, and went into his house, and slept.
I have an announcement to make. I am making another fanfic based off this, where side stories, and alternate choices happen with Greg near, and the events of two blades two worlds occurring there as well.
