"What the f-ck" both Ricks say at the same time.
"How did you get here" Rick X007 asks. "The chrono-stone um duh" Rick tell him.
"Holy shit you stole it" Rick X007 asks. "Um yeah I stole it" Rick tells Rick X007
"Yeah and we're stuck here because of Rick because he had to steal a piece of shit rock. He stole it because he wanted that damn sauce" a really mad Morty adds.
"What's up his butt" Rick X007 asks. "Morty being (belches) Morty" an annoyed Rick tells him.
"We're stuck here because of you. You had to steal that f-cking stone" Morty shouts while both Ricks roll their eyes.
"Okay where is the chrono-stone" Rick X007 asks. "Some fat piece of shit by the name of Ricardo Diaz" Rick tells Rick X007.
"You let that fat motherf-cker take the stone" a shock Rick X007.
"That fat motherf-cker thought I was you" Rick tells him. Rick then also adds "Oh and by the way Ricky Sanchez, not to mention you dyed your hair black. You look really stupid."
"He thought you were me" Rick X007 asks laughing at Rick.
"I had to tell that piece of shit you were my twin brother" Rick tells Rick X007 who is still laughing at him. At this point Rick becomes annoyed with Rick X007 continues to laugh at his suspense.
"Are you done? Are you done laughing because we need to get the stone back and get the f-ck out of here" Rick tells Rick X007.
"What you think you just go Ricardo Diaz's house and just get the stone? Have you seen how big his house is-oh wait never mind you and Morty already been there" Rick X007 says.
"So since you Ricardo quite well how do we get the stone back" Morty asks.
"Um my garage duh" Rick X007 tells Morty. "Rick being Rick" Morty responds.
A 1980's Honda Civic stops at a traffic light where two Ricks and Morty are at. Rick X007 gets in front of the car which causes the male Cuban driver to beep the horn. He opens the door throwing him out the car. "Alright get in" Rick X007 tells them.
"Not again" Morty says. Rick gets in the passenger seat while Morty takes the backseat. As the car leaves, a shadow figures appears looking on who starts to follow. Forty-five minutes later, they arrived at a small house with a garage next to it.
"So, what exactly do we need" Rick asks. He then continues "we're just going to get the stone back. I don't think it's going to be hard."
"You do realize that place have heavily armed men. They have big guns, tanks, and missiles" Rick X007 says.
"I didn't see any tanks or missiles" Morty says.
"It's called a figure of speech" Rick X007 informs Morty. He opens the garage door to reveal his own personal laboratory.
"Eh mine is better" Rick says to Rick X007.
Rick X007 rolls his eyes not going to respond to what Rick said. Rick X007 starts grabbing some weapons he created including one that looks like a walkman. "Okay got what we came for here take this" Rick X007 says who hands Rick a flashlight of some kind.
"What, what the f-ck is this" Rick asks. "That will come in handy" Rick X007 tells Rick.
"What blind them" an angry Rick asks. He then says "out of the stuff you have, you give me a piece of shit flashlight."
"Okay it's not a flashlight I tested myself" Rick X007 says.
"Oh of course you tested it out Guinea Pig Rick" Rick says.
"It figures you would call me that" Rick X007 says.
"How do you think I got the idea from time travel" Rick asks. He then tells Rick X007 "from watching a video of you using several experiments on yourself including the bootleg chono-stone you were using."
"Sheesh what kind of experiments did the Ricks gave you" Morty asks.
"And why do you want to know? You want the Ricks to experiment on you" Rick asks.
"No god I'm just asking" a seemingly upset Morty responds.
"I was giving a chemical that made me immune to sexually transmitted diseases" Rick X007 says.
Morty asks "so you can-"
"Yes I can endless sex but thanks to this piece of shit over here, I'm now sterile" Rick X007 responds while giving Rick an angry glare.
"And how is that my fault" Rick asks. "That metal detector you invented. You aimed it at me" a pissed off Rick X007 responds.
"Ah man, you mean tell me that metal detector Rick invented made people sterile" Morty asks. He the looks at Rick with a mean look saying "Oh nice going Rick you said nothing will happen if I used it."
"Morty, you're going to believe this piece of shit" Rick asks. "Piece of shit, really numbnuts" Rick X007 responds.
"What the hell did you make that thing out of" Rick X007 asks.
"I use two microwave ovens" Rick tells Rick X007.
"You piece of shit. The radiation on the microwave oven destroyed the chemical in my system. I can't assimilate anymore because of you" Rick X007 shouts.
"I'm not the one who went into business with a fat slob" Rick now shouts.
"F-ck you" Rick X007 responds flipping Rick the bird. "No, no, no, no f-ck you" Rick responds. While both Rick are arguing, a large male figure approaches them which Morty sees.
"Um Ricks" Morty says but they continue to argue ignoring him. "Ricks" Morty says again. No response as the both Ricks still argues. Morty becomes angry when both Ricks start making fists.
"I'm going to kick your ass" Rick X007 shouts. "Bring it bitch" Rick shouts as well.
"Ricks" Morty shouts even louder. "What" both Ricks respond.
Morty points to the direction letting them know that someone is behind them. Both Ricks turn to see a tall man give them the evil glare.
"Um can we help you" both Ricks ask.
Two chapters left. I might do a Rick and Morty crossover
