Intermission, part 3.

Years in the past, but not many.

aw shit its hard to not get fuckin sentimental up in here

the house feels so empty now i guess toriel still hasnt come back from whatever shes been doing since i slashed the shit out of her with my sword in a totally uncool and uncalled for way

man i wish i could apologize

but i guess this is all for the best

seeing her again would just be awkward as fuck

ima make a stop real quick tho

like hella quick cant leave the little guy waiting too long

so i grab the pie and apple juice and all his favourite toys from the room and shove those sons of bitches in my inventory then i pause a little while at the door

even if this place was too hells of wicked awesome to be true im still gonna miss it

and goat mom

but just think of all the adventures me and the little grub will have

exploring the hell out of this place digging up fossils for strictly ironic purposes throwing down some sick rhymes and just being about the most awesome fuckers to ever tumble into muppet wonderland

shit be tight as fuck

and i just thought of the perfect name for the little guy

took goddamn long enough

gonna spring it on him like

hey dude

i got a surprise for you

a shiny new name

then alls we got to do is find you a tiny pair of kick ass shades

yes

hell yes

hell

fucking

yes!

but all that bullshit has to wait a while

only one clue to my bros whereabouts down here and i cant lose it

i turn my back on my room for the last time and go back to where i last saw that phone charm

looks like toriel bailed somewhere

and the charms gone too

figures

time to shake down every froggit and whimsun and vegetoid and moldsmol and loox for info

most of them arent very helpful

yeah go figure a fucking gain

shit how long has it been

i really got to be getting back to the grub

was cold as balls where i left him

welp

guess its some froggits chew toy now

wait

i take a double take at that creepy ass spider room with the gross arachnid infested donuts and low and behold there it fuckin is

just chilling on the indifferent ground like

sup

like that neat little trick where i disappear and turn up in the most inconvenient of places?

haha sucker

made you come all this fuckin way

cause im a goddamn motherfucking tool who likes to be awkward as hell

great fucking job!

like we both know some douchebag monster brought you here but way to be inconvenient

damn

with those shenanigans out of the way and the mlp phone charm secured in my inventory theres no way in hell anything else is gonna get in the way of me returning to that underground wintery bullshit and having hella adventures with my newly named grub while searching for my bro!

...

Dave: wait what the fuck

...

one of those spiders scribbled something on the walls that was so not there before

uh ok

:o)

kinda creepy

as i contemplate just on what level of fucked up this thing reaches on the nope-o-meter a shadow passes over the drawing and i turn aro-̵̠͕̯ͫ̈́̎ͮ͢͞

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