Intermission, part 3.
Years in the past, but not many.
aw shit its hard to not get fuckin sentimental up in here
the house feels so empty now i guess toriel still hasnt come back from whatever shes been doing since i slashed the shit out of her with my sword in a totally uncool and uncalled for way
man i wish i could apologize
but i guess this is all for the best
seeing her again would just be awkward as fuck
ima make a stop real quick tho
like hella quick cant leave the little guy waiting too long
so i grab the pie and apple juice and all his favourite toys from the room and shove those sons of bitches in my inventory then i pause a little while at the door
even if this place was too hells of wicked awesome to be true im still gonna miss it
and goat mom
but just think of all the adventures me and the little grub will have
exploring the hell out of this place digging up fossils for strictly ironic purposes throwing down some sick rhymes and just being about the most awesome fuckers to ever tumble into muppet wonderland
shit be tight as fuck
and i just thought of the perfect name for the little guy
took goddamn long enough
gonna spring it on him like
hey dude
i got a surprise for you
a shiny new name
then alls we got to do is find you a tiny pair of kick ass shades
yes
hell yes
hell
fucking
yes!
but all that bullshit has to wait a while
only one clue to my bros whereabouts down here and i cant lose it
i turn my back on my room for the last time and go back to where i last saw that phone charm
looks like toriel bailed somewhere
and the charms gone too
figures
time to shake down every froggit and whimsun and vegetoid and moldsmol and loox for info
most of them arent very helpful
yeah go figure a fucking gain
shit how long has it been
i really got to be getting back to the grub
was cold as balls where i left him
welp
guess its some froggits chew toy now
wait
i take a double take at that creepy ass spider room with the gross arachnid infested donuts and low and behold there it fuckin is
just chilling on the indifferent ground like
sup
like that neat little trick where i disappear and turn up in the most inconvenient of places?
haha sucker
made you come all this fuckin way
cause im a goddamn motherfucking tool who likes to be awkward as hell
great fucking job!
like we both know some douchebag monster brought you here but way to be inconvenient
damn
with those shenanigans out of the way and the mlp phone charm secured in my inventory theres no way in hell anything else is gonna get in the way of me returning to that underground wintery bullshit and having hella adventures with my newly named grub while searching for my bro!
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Dave: wait what the fuck
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one of those spiders scribbled something on the walls that was so not there before
uh ok
:o)
kinda creepy
as i contemplate just on what level of fucked up this thing reaches on the nope-o-meter a shadow passes over the drawing and i turn aro-̵̠͕̯ͫ̈́̎ͮ͢͞
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