Don't hate me for this chapter. My sister and I were talking about what we think would happen if Teddy heard about Jacob Black from Twilight and it popped in my mind. I don't really care if your a Team Jacob, Team Edward, or Team Harry Potter (me). My sister and I just thought it would be funny.

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Title: Long Lost Brother Rating: K

"I want to watch a movie about werewolves." Teddy said.

Hermione looked up and smiled. "I have the greatest movie for you to watch. It has werewolves and everything."

Ten minutes later Teddy and Hermione were on the couch watching New Moon and eating popcorn. George slipped in and sat next to Teddy and started eating Teddy's popcorn. When the movie finally ended Teddy stood up and sniffed his nose.

"Jacob loved Bella and she choice that thing over him!" He shouted.

"I know it is sooo sad." George said blowing his nose. "Everybody knows that Jacob Black, the love child of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, belongs to Bella. You have to be an idiot not to see that."

"BELLA BELONGS WITH EDWARD!" Ginny shouted from upstairs.

"NO HE DOESN'T" Harry shouted down. "SHE BELONGS WITH JACOB!"

Hermione, George, and Teddy were quiet for a moment when they heard Harry and Ginny. They heard fighting from the upstairs and figured they were debating with violence who was right. That was when Teddy remembered something that George said.

"Jacob Black is the love child of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin?"

George looked at Teddy. "Well yeah. His name is Jacob Black so he is related to Sirius and he is a werewolf so he must have gotten that trait from your father."

"Really…" Teddy looked thoughtful and the smiled.


"So Teddy are you going to tell me why we are going to Forks, Washington?" Harry asked.

"Well I want to do some sighting seeing. You know see the wizards that live there."

"There are no wizards there."

"I just want to go there!" Teddy said.

"Alright…" Harry said as he apparated Teddy and himself there.

Teddy imediently started dragging Harry around town. Eventually they ended up on a beach.

"I can't believe this! I looked everywhere and I can't find Jacob Black!"

Harry frowned and opened his mouth when a voice went, "Yes?"

They turned around and Teddy got a huge grin on his face.

"Jacob Black!" Teddy screamed.

"Well actually my real name is Taylor Laut—" He started but Teddy cut him off.

"I finally found you! My long lost brother! Well actually half brother or is it step brother? Anyway we share the same father!"

"We do?" Taylor said frowning and looked at Harry.

Harry gave a sign and started to explain.

"…and Teddy just watched New Moon and thinks you are his brother because of a comment my friend made." Harry finished.

"Really," Taylor said.

"So Jacob," Teddy said excitedly ignoring everything Harry mentioned the last twenty minutes. "Do you want to hang out."

"Why not. I had nothing planned anyway."

"Yes!" Teddy shouted. "Come on Harry we need to think of something to do."


Harry and Teddy were walking back into the Burrow. Teddy spent the whole afternoon with Taylor. When they were leaving Harry apologize to Taylor about Teddy but Taylor was cool about it and said he would keep in touch. Harry smiled when they reached the door. The smile soon turned into a sign as Teddy said.

"So if Jacob Black is my long lost half brother does that mean that Jack Black is my long lost Uncle?"