GOOD MORNING FFN!

Kate: Hello everyone and welcome to FFN. John will be back with us in a few. He had to go change his tampon.

John: Oh ha ha. Very fun Kate. Nobody's going to believe you. I'm sitting right here.

Kate: I've just got word in that nobody cares. John?

John: We'll finish with that segment right after this. Back to Kate being a bitch. Kate?

Kate: :/

Haha. LOVE FAMILY GUY! So I'm going to start my own little Tom & Diane at the beginning of the chapters.

Okay. So the topic for today's story: baseball

Which is wierd considering the fact that I've never sat down and taken the time to watch baseball :|

BUT ENTYWAYS!

ON WITH THE STORY!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, but I do own a box of Trix, of which I am eating right now.

P.S. A LOT of suggestive material, but trust me, nobody gets naked in here (you can leave that up to your own dirty minds). So if that's not your cup of tea, might as well skip to the next chapter.

Sorry :(


Rosalie POV

"Take it off..." I smirked and rezipped the jacket. "Put it on..."

Emmett gave a sly grin as his fingers crawled up my jacket again, slowly pulling down the zipper to reveal a black tank top. "Take. It. Off..."

My fingers quickly caught the zipper again. "Put. It. On...You should be getting dressed too. Here, I'll help." I rummaged through his dresser and found a pair of CK Boxers. "Here." I tossed them at him and he grinned. "Thought I'd free ball today." And tossed them right back at me.

I rolled my eyes and let the boxers drop back into the drawer before closing it with my foot. "Alright, just make sure you don't wear skinny jeans today." Emmett laughed. "Quote Jay Z 'I can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots don't fit.'"

I rolled my eyes and giggled. Emmett grinned even wider. "I bet Edward can." Suddenly the steady flow of music went into an angry staccato. I laughed and rolled on top of Emmett. "Be nice. And get dressed." Emmett brought his arm to rest behind his head. "Eh. I'm not feeling it. Can you dress me?"

I raised an eyebrow and let my hand fall on my hip as I stood off the bed. Emmett groaned. "I'll do it myself."


A good minute later, we were walking down the steps, Emmett's hands melded to my hips. Alice smiled at me from her position on Jazz's lap on the couch. "Have fun." Emmett grinned and nestled his head onto my shoulder. "Oh we will." I rolled my eyes and turned to look at him. "We're practicing my swing. Don't get frisky now." I smiled and quickly pecked his lips. Emmett smiled again and followed me outside of the house.

I held the bat in my hand and twirled it as we ran through the forest until we hit the clearing. Emmett quickly pulled on a baseball hat and put his hands on his hips, watching me. "Get into your stance."

I shrugged and turned to face him, bat gripped in my hands, legs close to each other, standing straight. He sighed and shook his head. "You've gotta get open baby."

I raised an eyebrow at him. "Babe. I am open." He smirked and walked closer to me, almost touching. "Here. Try to widen your arms a bit." He gripped my elbows and pried them apart. I shifted my stance, so my back was pressed against his chest.

"Try...opening your legs a bit. Spread em." I gave him a questioning look as I slowly spread my legs apart. "Further. You're never going to get any access if you're too tight." His hands grazed the insides of my thighs and pried them apart, so my feet were a good two feet apart.

"I have a feeling this isn't about baseball anymore." He laughed. "Why is that?" I shrugged. "Maybe the fact that your hands are still glued to my thighs.

He laughed again, removing them and setting them down on my hips. "Alright then...maybe you should lean over just a bit. Gives you more of an angle, and once again, more access." His hands pushed me over some.

I looked over my shoulder to see Emmett wearing the biggest grin ever. "Are you sure this is the way it should be done?" Teasingly, I pushed my hips against his.

Emmett groaned and wiped his forehead as if he were sweating. "Yeah. Um...that's perfect. You opened yourself up. Perfect access."

I smirked. "Well, then. Give it to me sucker." Emmett grinned. "Can you handle it?"

I shrugged and peeked behind my shoulder to look at him. "I don't know. Might take a couple of times for me to get my swing just right." I winked and fluttered my lashes at him. He smiled and ran to the other side of the field. He tossed the ball a couple of times int he air before taking his stance. "Ready babe?"

"You have no idea."


Alice POV

I kicked my feet up onto the side of the couch and nestled further into Jasper. My soaps were on, those of which I had recently grown attached to, along with Esme.

General Hospital was just going off as Rosalie and Emmett trotted through the door. I smiled up at them. "Have fun?"

"Uh, yeah. Of course." Emmett began tugging Rosalie upstairs. "I don't want to hear any whining the next game. You got your swing, now it's even."

"Yep, no whining here." Rose called from upstairs. Their door slammed shut and a loud bang rang through the house.

"They didn't practice her swing, did they?" Jasper asked me. I turned around so I was pressed down on him. "Let's just say, the next baseball game might be more graphic than anyone can handle."

He groaned. "Oh god..."


I usually write waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than this :(

Don't worry. Next chapter is sweet and romantic and full of fluff.

Includes bubbles, strong Emmett, and vulnerable Rosalie

(And I'm TRYING to be nice and give it to you the same time I get this one out, so don't expect anything so soon!)

Well, review and tell me how you like it!

-Pink Silk