So, chapter seven has arrived! I guess it's a few days early, right? I figured I'd be nice to you guys, seeing as you gave me some reviews. I needed a pick me up, my week's been pretty bad. Getting stressed out over finals and graduating. Absolutely crazy week and I'm a week away from being completely done with it! Gah, too much to do, so little time, eh? Well, I guess I'll let you go, feel free to read, and review!

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How does he do it?-Jade's POV-Improv Class

"Ah, Jaden, so nice to meet you. I have heard so much about you." Sikowitz was sitting cross-legged on a rolling chair, slurping on the straw in his coconut. I had just opened the door and my hand was still on the door handle.

"It's my first day here. How have you heard about me?" I stopped in the doorway, causing Beck and a few other students to run into me. Sikowitz motioned to a bouncing redhead and Robbie.

"She has had so much to say, and Rex has had some…not so nice things to add. You seem to be quite the charmer and brain. How come Jade never mentioned you?" Sikowitz had on a perplexed look, but his eyes showed intuition instead of confusion. His chin was resting on an open palm, and one of his feet was wiggling excessively.

"I don't know. I guess she forgot about me." I shrugged before being pushed into the room by the increasing number of students. Beck grabbed my elbow and started to guide me toward our familiar seats. I brushed him off and went to sit in the empty chair between Cat and Robbie.

"Aw, man, not you again." Rex griped from Robbie's lap. I shot the puppet a glare and he shrank back. I dropped my pack to the floor and slumped into my normal posture in this class. My shoulder blades were touching the top of the chair, my legs were splayed out in front of me and my hands rested on my inner thighs. I heard Beck cough lightly behind me and I turned to look back. His eyes glanced over my posture and shook his head. I shrugged again and turned back to Sikowitz.

"Well, Jaden, I'm sure you've had this all day, but introduce yourself and tell us a little about yourself. Come, come, young lad, come, come." He got off of his chair, giving me an open stage to present myself with. I frowned as I got up to stand on the platform. Sikowitz was standing next to me, looking up with a wide grin on his bearded face. "Now, we need you to do something different, something new, fresh. We need you to light the stage of our drab and dull Improv class. Hmm, now, students what should we have this strapping young man do? He seems too clever for the Bird scene."

"Juggle!" Robbie shouted. He received an accumulated glare from the class. He shrank back, just like his puppet. "I just want to see if he can juggle, seeing as he's Mr. McDreamy over here."

"Thank you for the suggestion, Robbie, but you gave me a wonderful idea!" An evil grin spread across his bearded face. A shiver ran down my spine as he steepled his hands and tapped his fingers against each other deviously. "Ladies, if you wouldn't mind joining Mr. West up on the stage for his introduction."

"Sikowitz, what do you have running through your twisted noodle?" Andre asked from his seat near the front. He looked just as confused as I probably did.

"An idea that will appease the female population, and possibly get rid of Mr. West's nervousness. Come on, ladies, Samantha, Lydia, Dara, Tori, and Cat. Wow, we don't have as many girls this time. Oh, right, Jade's not here. Stand in a straight line, in that order, at the back along the white board." Sikowitz flitted across the stage, aligning them behind me. I was still in the middle of the stage, and now I was surrounded by glares from the guys and gazes from the girls.

"Sikowitz, what are you doing?" Beck questioned from the back. His eyes were dark and his face didn't show anything. I could tell he was worried, but he kept his expression as blank as a stone.

"Well, Beck, we're going to play an information gathering game. This game obviously involves Mr. West giving out little info tid bits without using the letter "a" in any of his answers. If he does, he has to kiss the girl wherever he pleases, not anywhere inappropriate of course, young man." Sikowitz gave me a critical look. The girls looked ready to faint, and Beck was fuming.

"I don't like this idea. S-he's not going to do it." Beck stumbled over his words. I tried not to jump while he tried to stop looking horrified. He got it back under control, and returned his deadly glare at our psychopathic teacher.

"Why so jealous, Beck? Would you rather be up here? I would certainly hope you plan on being faithful to your missing girlfriend. What would she think if she heard you were kissing girls behind her back," Sikowitz's gaze shifted back and forth between us. I could almost see the gears in his mind turning. Beck shook his head and sat back in his chair. "Now, Jaden, are you up for this game?"

"I don't really see any harm, besides some broken hearts, I guess." Maybe on the outside I had a shy smile on, but on the inside, I was shaking like a Chihuahua. My palms were sweaty (yes, I was sweating; guys apparently sweat a lot over everything). I walked over to the first girl, Samantha I think. "What's my first question?"

"Where are you from?" Samantha asked, her voice was quiet but I heard it loud and clear. She was pretty enough, with her blue eyes and blonde hair that went past her shoulders. I couldn't really tell what was hiding behind her intuitive eyes, but I was really hoping it wasn't lust. I thought hard about my answer.

"I'm from the New Jersey Performing Cultures School." Samantha's eyes showed her disappointment in my answer, but she nodded me on. I shrugged, and moved over to stand in front of Lydia. She was a little bit taller than Samantha, but shorter than Tori. She had a bright smile on her face, and her green eyes matched the vibrant green t-shirt she was wearing. "Your inquiry is?"

"What is your favorite thing to do?" She bit on her bottom lip. Gah, even girls look terrible doing that. My eyebrow twitched as I tried to make up something simple. I scratched the back of my head, making it up as I went.

"Uh, workout? How else do you think I ended up like this?" I gave her an easy smile, knowing that she was getting nothing from me. "Next up, is you, correct?"

"Yes, I am. If you're from a performing arts school, what kind of fine art did you do?" I could tell that this brunette was trying to swindle a kiss out of me. I smiled at her, I guess I could give her one, seeing as it was my choice.

"I'm into acting scenes, singing, little bit of boogying." I took her hand and gave her a chaste kiss on her knuckles. She sighed contentedly, her hand lingering in my own. She gingerly and reluctantly took it back, giving me a lingering look. I stepped in front of Tori next. She seemed to be having trouble breathing.

"Doing well, Tori?" She gave me a weak smile, and nodded. Where did that confident and cocky actress/singer go? Apparently, I still had her pegged, even when I wasn't actually around. I had her full attention though, and her brown eyes were almost swallowed by the black of her pupils. Her mouth was open just a tiny bit, and she looked like a fish out of water. "Question for me?"

"Uh, what?" I quirked an eyebrow. I had her all worked up, just from standing in front of her. I leaned forward, trying to get her to ask something.

"A question, Tori. You've got to ask the guy a question!" Andre shouted from behind me. I chuckled, nodding as Tori looked down. A blush darkened her tan skin, and she looked up at me through her eyelashes.

"Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot." She straightened up, looked me in the eyes, and asked "What do you think of Hollywood Arts?"

"Um, just fine, I guess. Everything seems to be going well my first time here. I'm sure I'll fit in just fine." Tori frowned at that. I gave her a shrug and mouthed an apology before stepping over to my petite best friend. She was standing on her tip toes and swaying side to side. I put my hands on her shoulders, willing her to stop. She ceased her rocking motion, and I dropped my hands to my sides. "Give me your inquisition."

"Hehehehe, okay!" She poked me in the stomach, one thing that I noticed she liked doing to guys she liked. I was in for some trouble. "Where were you born?"

"Haworth, New Jersey." Cat's eyes sparkled, she had caught me. "I'll give you that, you got me there."

"Yay!" She smiled her wide smile, and I leaned forward to give her my kiss. I was going for her cheek, but the sneaky devil turned just enough to catch me in the mouth. My eyes widened as her hands snaked up my chest to grab my neck and run her hands through my short hair. I heard Sikowitz guffaw off to the side, and Beck groan. I felt her tongue brush along my bottom lip, and I tried pulling away. I put my hands on her hips and pushed her away from me. She didn't look too upset when we parted; she actually looked quite content with herself.

"I think that will be all for today." Sikowitz was snickering over next to his window. Beck was seething in his seat. The girls made their way back to their seats, and I followed Cat back to mine. Sikowitz hopped back onto the stage, doing some weird tae-kwon-do move. "Now, we'll go over different acting styles."


~Hour and a half later~ *Brrrring*

"It's the ringing again!" Sikowitz shouted, flicking his ears. The class groaned at his antics and got up to leave. "Jaden, please remain."

"Uh, sure, Sikowitz." I sat back down in my chair. Beck looked back at me, I waved him off. He shrugged, and reminded me of the appointment after school, then left. Sikowitz waited until all of the students had disappeared, then pulled a chair up in front of me. "So, what's up?"

"I don't know." Sikowitz raised an eyebrow and twisted a lock of his crazed, frizzy hair. He rested his elbow on the back of the chair, and placed his chin in the open palm. He thought for a little bit, examined me closely, then said the next thing that made my heart stop. "Why don't you tell me what's up, Jade?"


Ah hah! A cliff hanger. Now, how did this crazy teacher figure this out in just a day? Well, that'll be in the next chapter. Reviews will help me write faster! Please? O.O Be nice to one another, and save the baby seals and polar bears!

Later gators!