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Sivler Magiccraft- Yeah, dad's funny when he wants to be! He watches Inu- Yasha alot to. Of course, he won't watch unless I set him to watch it or he'll never get around to it! But he always enjoys it!His fav. character is Miroku. (rolls eyes) Could've figured as much, ne?

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ladykaa28- You'll find out what's going on in Inu, Miroku's, and Sango's life as Kagome does. Right now she's still learning their personalities. In this chapter, she'll find out some of Sango's past. But, don't worry! Everything will be explained in due time!

And for all you that have seen the Swan Princess, Jean Bob should make an appearance in this chapter or the next!

A/N-I know nothing about Japanese school system so this is done how my school is run.

How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less

Chapter Seven

Sango's Sorrows (hey! an alliteration)

After much running, Kagome and Inu-Yasha had arrived at school just in time to meet the short, bald principal. The principal didn't punish Kagome, because, he stated, she was new to the school and was adjusting to the change. That left poor Inu to get picked on. He was given detention, but Kagome used her quick tempered mouth to tell the principal that it was her fault and that Inu-Yasha shouldn't be blamed. After much argument from Kagome, the principal said he didn't have to serve it if he didn't want to. Inu-Yasha had then opened his big mouth to comment, but Kagome elbowed him hard in the stomach, effectively stifling it.

Kagome found that she had Economics first period. She sat staring out the window, pretending she was somewhere else. She wished she didn't have to change school in the last two weeks, but it couldn't be helped. She was awoken from her daydream when she was jabbed hard in the side.

She looked over to the girl next to her.

"Here! Sango said to pass this to you," the girl looked a little scared, as if the piece of paper in her hand burned.

Kagome took the note and unfolded it. She read over it.

She scribbled a response. That's how the line of communication opened. The ending result read like this.

What'cha doin'

Sittin' here wishing i could leave

that's nice

What was goin' on with u & Miroku today? He's your boyfriend right?

DON'T MENTION HIS NAME! HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND ANYMORE!

What's going on with you two? Tell me! Onegai!

HE'S A JERK! THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON!

Sango...

Well, he's no longer on my good side...

No duh! Tell me something I don't know!

Do you want me to tell you?

Gomen! Yes! Tell me!

Last night, when you went with Inu-Yasha, we went to a WacDonald's to hang out with some friends...

I thought that you had to go have dinner with Akinori-sama! Wait. Who is Akinori-sama?

Akinori is my foster mother.

Foster mother?

Yeah, when I was fourteen, my family was killed by...a spider youkai. He had taken control of my brother and used him to slaughter my family. I was supposed to die next, but I had been awake, polishing my Hiraikotsu. My boomerang bone. My family comes from a line of youkai exterminators. There's little use for those today though.

And how'd it all turn out?

Well, the police showed up. My brother was shot. I was very wounded and was carried to the hospital. After I healed, I was put on the stand against the youkai. They had captured him. My brother was alive last I heard, but I don't know where he is. Or if he's really even alive.

That's so sad!

Yeah.I know.

Now tell about you and Miroku's problem

I was hoping u forgot that

NOPE! I didn't ;-)

We were at WacDonald's with friends right

Right

And we were hanging out right

Right

There were 5 of us there right

RIGHT! GET ON WITH IT!

(written quick and barely readable) I went to the bathroom and when I came back (something scribbled out)

Write Legiblely Sango

OKAY! He had some chick hanging on his arm! She had on a skimpy little dress on, and she was grinning like a cheshire cat!

This was where the note ended.

Kagome hadn't answered because she had jumped out of her sit and yelled, "THAT CREEP'S GONNA PAY!"

The teacher then yelled at her to leave immediately if she hated his teaching that much.

She was out of the door quicker than anyone that she could move.

ELSEWHERE….

"It wasn't me! THAT GIRL'S THE ONE TO BLAME!" Miroku whined.

"Yeah, right!" Inu-Yasha was tired off listening to his whining.

"I may like women, but I love Sango! I wouldn't do anything that would upset my dear Sango! You know me better than that!" Miroku protested, aghast.

"Then explain it to me! You keep saying the same thing over and over, but you give me no reason to believe it!"

"Well, there we were, at WacDonald's..."

"HEY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT SANGO'S EATING DINNER!"

"We lied...,"Miroku gulped. Here come the death threats.

"I'll get you for that, Miroku! Sango's got it bad enough already!" the hanyou growled.

"You didn't enjoy your date?" he asked.

"I didn't say that!"

"OH! So you DID enjoy your date?"

"It was nice...HEY! You're putting words in my mouth!"

"Well, my dear friend, you can thank me later! Right now I have to go win back Sango's heart! It's almost time to enact my master plan!" Miroku grinned as he walked out the gym door, away from where they had been skipping class.

"WAIT! MIROKU! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO! EMBARASSING HER IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WON'T HELP YOU!"

A/N- What's Miroku going to do? (snickers) I know, I'm evil. I'll update soon, I promise!

Sakura Minomura is out!

Ja Matte, Minna-san

P.S. If you kill me, I can't update!