Author's Note

Hi it's me again! Gray, Natsu, and Happy: *groans* "WHYYYYYY?!" Me: "...Well, excuseeeeeee me while I go get Mira and Erza." Gray, Natsu, and Happy: *screams bloody murder then runs for the hills* Me: "Okay! Back to business! I was feeling bored so I'm going to write another NaLu chapter with a twist. The twist is that I'm gonna put my cousin, Danielle, appear in this chapter cause she wanted to. (We might be a bit occ...WHO AM I KIDDING WE ARE GOING TO BE EXTREMELY OCC!) It also will have random scenarios. Why? CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! Enjoy!" WARNING: Might be difficult to enjoy.

Disclaimer: The day I own Fairy Tail is the day everyone dies from pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. Danielle: *sings Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows till it annoys the crap out of people*


It was a randomly random day in the random Fairy Tail guild. The random members randomly selected random jobs to go on at random times. But, now was a randomly peaceful time. You might be thinking, "What the f**k am I f**king reading?! The f**king Fairy Tail guild would never be f**king peaceful! F**k!" Me: "DANIELLE! STOP PRESSING THE BLEEP BUTTON!"

Danielle: "Never in the pooping world!"

Me: "THAT'S IT!" *tackles her and smashes the button*

Danielle: "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Me: "Now, where were we? Ah here! F**k-" *gets cut off by a bleep*

Me: "DANIELLE!"

Danielle: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!

2,100,167,109,100, 276 years later

Lucy and Natsu were walking home from a mission. Without Happy for some bloody reason. Oh yeah, they left Happy at the guild drunk with the others. Me: "What scares me is that they let Happy even touch alcohol."

"Hey Natsu?" Lucy said as she gazed dramatically at him. Natsu turned his head, also over dramatically, and whispered, "Yes Lucy? My pride and joy!" Lucy then turned away, once again, dramatic, and shouted, "I...know this is wrong but,...I LOVE YOU! I know this can't be, since your heart belongs with Li-LISANNA!" Lucy's voice then cracked as she ran away crying her ass off.

Natsu quickly rushed to her and hugged her. "Lucy...LUCY! I love you too...I don't love Lisanna, I was using her to get you jealous. I...LOVE YOU TOO! PLEASE DON'T GO!" He sobbed. But Lucy pushed him off. "I'm sorry...even if I love you...I know Lisanna loves you...so..so...enjoy your life with her."

The overdramatic drama queen then ran away once more and Natsu fell to his knees even though he could clearly catch up to her again. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE!? LUCYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Danielle: "WHAT THE POOP?! WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING STORY IS THIS SUCKY CRAP!?" *throws the iPad to the other side of the room*

Me: "MY IPADDDDDDDD! U BITCH!" *has a bitch fight with Danielle*

Me: *still bitch slapping her* "IMMA NOT EVEN DONE WITH THE STORY! THAT WAS A SUCKY PLAY THAT FRIGGING LOKE MADE THEM ACT OUT! U DIDN'T HAVE TO THROW MY IPAD AWAY LIKE IT WAS (character of choice) ARM!"

Danielle: *dodging my bitch slaps* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well, poop."

Me: *Stops the bitch fight and holds up the broken iPad* "YEAHHHHHH...I'm just gonna end it here cause my iPad pretty much shit right now."

Danielle: "WAIT! IT DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH NALU! STOP RIGHT THERE!

Me: "UGGGHHHHHH FINNEEEEE! *less cheerfully* Back to the story."

Danielle: "YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Natsu then got up and brushed off the snow and said monotonously, "Are we done Loke? Man, this sure sucks!" Lucy ran back and agreed with Natsu. "LOKE! TELL ME WE'RE DONE. TELL MEEEEEE!" Loke poked out from his hiding spot holding a camera and snickered. "Ok, fine. Goodbye Lucy my love! Bye Dragneel."

Natsu's eyes flashed in remembrance. "LOKE! I STILL NEED TO PUNCH YOU! LOKE!? LOKEEE!" Lucy sweat dropped as Natsu charged into the fading Loke and gracefully did spins and circles while charging. Danielle: "REALLY?!" Me: "NOOOOO!" In case you didn't know that was a joke, he failed. Miserably. Once again.

Lucy stifled a laugh at the dragon slayer's misery, but failed. She collapsed to the ground laughing brightly. Natsu groaned and looked at her. Unconsciously, his lips slowly stretched into a big smile. The celestial mage remarked, "Wow, it has been a really random day right Natsu?" "Yes, yes it has." he replied.


Author's Note

...Well I was being an asshole and didn't update for like SOOOOOOOOOO long once again. So, I'm not going to keep on apologizing because...you people should already know I take 40 years to update and each chapter sucks and is short. Well, byeeeeeeee!

Danielle: "YEAHHHHHH! BY-" *got cut off when the lights turned pitch black*