Disclaimer: I do not own any Twilight characters.

My bedroom is no longer looks like a bomb went off in it! YAY!

Congrats to Jay DeMarcus (he is going to be a daddy)! Joe Don already had a kid so it isn't as important (but congrats to Joe Don Rooney too)...

Happy 40th birthday to Gary LeVox (Rascal Flatts' lead singer)

This chapter is going to be kinda short. Sorry.

I have ye a proposition... I have planned out chapter titles (and plan to use them in that order). AND THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL! I will show you the planned chapter titles IF you can guess my favorite guy from Rascal Flatts. PM me if you think you know who. Then I will PM you back: If you are right then you get the chapter list, if you are wrong, then I will say no. I will post who my favorite is next chapter.

Jasper's POV

Our flag is proudly floating on the land and on the main.
Shout, shout the battle cry of freedom!
Beneath it oft we've conquer'd and will conquer oft again.
Shout, shout the battle cry of freedom!
Our Dixie forever! She's never at a loss!
Down with the eagle and up with the cross!
We will rally 'round the bonnie flag, we'll rally once again.
Shout, shout the battle cry of freedom!

"Battle Cry of Freedom" plays in my head as Alice, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, and I walk in to history class. The past few days have been dull with no Jesse. Linus looks as if he is going to die if she doesn't come back. We sit down and wait for Mr. Yankee to enter.

He comes in about 34 seconds later, holding a big stack of papers.

"Pop quiz." Eddie mouths to us.

"Class, today I have a surprise for you all, a POP QUIZ!" he states enthusiastically. The response from the class is a mix of groans and questions of "why?" Mr. Yankee hands out the papers to us and tells us to "shut up and do the quiz!"

I look down at the quiz. And, for once, I do what he says.

What year did the Civil War start and end?

Not enough information given. Which Civil War? Because the English Civil War lasted from 1642-1651

Who was the General of the Confederate army?

Not enough information given. Which general? General Bee was the one who gave General Jackson his famous nickname "Stonewall Jackson."

Who was the General of the Union Army?

Not enough information given. Which general? Because General Sherman is the one who said: "War is hell."

What was the American Civil War about?

Confederate independence from ya dirty lying Yankees.

I turn my quiz in confidently. Confident that I will fail proudly. And I don't give a shit if I fail Civil War history class. At all. Because I'm the first person done, I have to "shut up until everyone else was done." So I check my phone. I have a text message from Jesse:

"Score! I got Jay DeMarcus! I hugged him and he gave me an autograph without me shoving him into my aunt's Prius!" Attached was a picture of her and DeMarcus.
(A/N: Is it sad that it took me 10 tries to spell "Picture"?)
(E/N: Yes, that is very sad. I'm crying a little just thinking about it.)

She sent the message five minutes ago. I send back:

"Good 4 you. Text me if you get someone else."

I look up from my phone and see that Alice, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, and some other humans have turned in their quiz. Suddenly my phone buzzes, it's a text from Jesse again:

"Literally ran into Gary LeVox. Got a hug, a picture, and an autograph."

I send back: "What do you mean LITERALLY?"

She sends: "I was walking backwards, talking 2 my cousin. I guess LeVox wasn't looking where he was going either, cause I backed up into him... He fell to the ground and I ALMOST fell on top of him (which would have looked like I was sitting on him), but my cousin caught me before I did. I said sorry... A lot.. He was very nice, and was laughing. He gave me a hug and an autograph. I wished him a happy 40th birthday and left... Now the only one left is Joe Don Rooney..."

"Have fun with that."

It is quite comical seeing Jesse collide with the lead singer in her favorite band. Mr. Yankee started to tell us about a big essay that is due at the end of the year about some aspect of the Civil War. At the end of his lecture, the bell rings, signaling the end of school.

A/N: I KNOW that this chapter is short! SORRY! Jesse comes back next chapter. DON'T FORGET THE PROPOSITION!PLEASE!

Love y'all from Rascal Flatts, you guys rock! And if by any chance you are reading this. Don't hate me. Please. It's a joke. BTW: HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY, GARY (July, 10)

E/N: Everybody can be looking forward to the next chapter. I won't spoil anything, but it will be VERY VERY VERY…uh…how do I say this…INTERESTING. And funny, in a really screwed up came up with the idea for it sitting in a hotel room in Nashville around 11:30 at night, and I think I was drunk off iced tea. Don't ask how that's possible. (The little light thingy on the smoke alarm was green and it suddenly turned red and it freaked me out!) By the way, Jesse does meet Joe Don Rooney…

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