Just imagine if everyone had children…


"It's not like I can just sneak out the house, Rose. My ma is a lawyer and my mom is a cop for Christ Sake!" Claire Novak-Benson exclaimed while she hopped off of the bed.

"In Rose's defense, your mom is a lawyer." Hayden Langan stated as she looked up from the science textbook they were supposed to studying in. "She can just talk and debate her way to get you out of jail." The blonde lifted herself from her position off lying on her stomach. "And aren't we supposed to be studying?"

"Oh my god, Hayden. You're such a nerd!" The tall ginger girl said as she rolled her eyes at her friend's badgering her to come along to a midnight movie she knew good and well her mothers' won't agree to.

Rosemary pursed her lips together. "It's in the genes…"

Beverly Southerlyn-Carmichael looked up from her cell phone and removed the ear buds from her ears. Not that much to her best friends' surprise, she hadn't drawn her attention away from her cellphone since they arrived at Rosemary's house 2 hours ago.

"What the hell are you rambling about now?" Beverly asked.

Rosemary stood up from her desk. "Well, Bev, you're parents are both lawyers. And if memory serves me correctly, you can talk your way out of anything. Even in the extremely likely and common case you are wrong."

The 14 year old blonde eyes narrowed. "Hey! Your mom is a cop and let's not to ignore, but highly dangerous and scary!"

But Rose simply ignored her and continued. "The same thing goes for Claire, and Hayden. For example, Hayden's mother is extremely nerdy and embarrassing in every way possible along with her da-"

"My mom is not a nerd! Neither is my dad!" Hayden crossed her arms over her chest.

"Hayden, your mom is Kim Greyleck. Not some phony. But THE Kimberly Greyleck. Also known as the 4 year winner for the Nerd of The Year Award." Beverly joked.

The whole room bursted into laughter except for Hayden, who sat on the floor pouting slightly with her arms across her chest. "My mother is not a nerd…" The tall blonde mumbled.

But the whole room went silent as the sound of something falling came over the room.

"What was that, Rose?" Claire asked.

"It was probably nothi—"

Another bang. The teenaged girls' eyes followed towards Rosemary's closet in the back of the room.

"You hiding a secret friend in there, Rosemary?" Hayden said half joking.

"Let's just hope its Channing Tatum and move on?" Beverly said turning her attention back to her phone.

"Fine you do that." Claire stood up and headed over to the closet.

"Um, what are you doing?" Hayden asked raising her eyebrows.

"For a nerd Hayden, you are quite stupid." The redhead teenage said as she began opening the closet door.

When she opened the door however, she was met by 2 teenaged boys. One with redhead just like his mother (And twin sister) and another with signature blonde hair and blue eyes.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS DOING IN HERE! MOM!" Rosemary shouted after seeing her brother, Percy and his equally annoying friend Cyrus hiding her closet it.

"Thanks a lot, Percy. I told you to shut up." The redhead boy smacked Percy on the shoulder.

"Where's the fire, Rose?" Amanda's toned was partially serious as she arrived in the doorway of Rosemary's room.

"Can you please tell Percy and Claire's brother to say OUT of my room?" Rose scoffed.

Amanda sent her son a look that said 'she's right'. And seeing that look, Percy and Cyrus exit the room with their heads hung. Amanda gave the girls a smile before following the boys.

"Now can we please get back to studying?" Hayden Langan sighed.

"For the love of Channing Tatum will you ever stop being such a nerd?" Claire, Rosemary and Beverly said in unison.


To clear any confusion, Kim Greyleck and Trevor Langan are Hayden's parents. Also, Claire and Cyrus are the children that Casey was supposedly pregnant with the last one-shot. And, Beverly is of course the famous Carmichael-Southerlyn child.

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